Episode Two

[Brian Hart]

So, NEITHER of the people I wanted in this game are here! I liked Emma. Emma wasn't cray cray. I liked Dan. Dan wasn't a threat to me in any way, shape, or form. Now I have to run to Ragan and be like, "OMG Our plan worked!" GAG ME WITH A SPOON. Were Ragan and Dino actually working that hard to secure Lydia's safety? Or was it mere coincedence?

[17:50] Ragan Fox: OMG IT WORKED LIKE IT ACTUALL WORKED!

OMFG! I CALLED IT! CALLED IT!

Maybe Ragan and Dino ARE powerhouses, and it's good I'm working with them, or are they too powerful and I need to watch my back? I'll set it aside for know, there's 5 people that are practically guaranteed to give me safety if they win HoH.

[Brian Hart]

I feel like Sarah and I are becomming very close. We opened up to each other. We feel that James and Aisleyne are keeping things from us, like them possibly working with Sophie. I didn't tell her that Aisleyne and James know each other outside of the game,a nd probably have a F2 deal. This would cause UBER tension, and possibly wreck the alliance. I'll hold off, though, and use it as ammo later. She might klnow if she's Sarah Hrejsa from Recycled, which would be ironic since we'd all be from Recycled. Sarah and I actually played together. She was in an alliance of 4, and we were all in F4, and her alliance kept me over her. She's a sweet girl. ASSUMING it's the same person. It may not be. But as for now, she's one of my closest allies.

In related news, both Dino and Ragan seem to think I'm the shit. They both constantly tell me how cute and "adorbs" I am so either I have them wrapped around my finger, or I am screwed because they're up to something. I HOPE IT'S THE FIRST ONE!

[Brian Hart]

MY TIME FOR THIS COMPETITION WAS AMAZING! I GOT IT PERFECT! NOBODY BETTER BEAT ME. Lydia was the hardest, by far. IT'S MY HOH AND I WANT IT NOW! Normally these comps scare me, but this was rather easy. My only concern is that it will be easy for other people also. I am proud of my score. I want that HoH Key! I'm sick and tired of 2nd place.

[Brian Hart]

James just told me Aaron and Sophie voted with us. Great. Perhaps it's best for em to get off of my obsession with getting Sophie out. There's no way I'd have the votes, and my alliance would be pissed at me for doing it. Besides, it would never work if she was up against someone like Drew. (Nevermind, I'll find, someone like Drew. I wish nothing but the worst for you whore.) Don't ask me what that just was, I'm not sure. Randomness. But yeah, Sophie might have to stay if I want a clean slate. And I don't care what happens, I need to keep my Sexy Back alliance safe.

[Brian Hart]

OH LAWWWWWWDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

James wants to make deals with Aaron and Sophie. 2 of us would be Team-Aaron, and 2 Team-Sophie.

And I AlSO need to listen to what Aisleyne wants AS WELL AS THE SEXY BACKS.

James is considering abckdooring Sophie, I want to, Sarah wants to, Aisleyne is who I gotta worry about.

[Brian Hart]

I think I can have the votes to Backdoor Sophie.

1)James
2)sARAH
3)aISLEYNE
4)rAGAN
5)dINO
EMERGENCY:MICHELLE
EMERGENCY:APRIL

Ragan/Dino may have some "veteran" deal, Aisleyne may want to save her BFF. Aaron might jump on board. My nominees could be Lydia/Jen, but if Aisleyne wins veto, she might not use it just to get Lydia out. I need Sarah to play for me, and tell Ragan/Dino I wanted to hide our alliance. The veto must be used on Lydia, though. Lightning may not strike twice. All I need is 5 votes to break a tie.

I need this HoH. I lost a few seconds writing my answers on paper instead of immediately sending them to Kalia, but I only did that on the first 5. I was quick. I am BEGGING for this HoH.

[Brian Hart]

[20:29] cubchoohouse: So, if one of us wins HoH, who should go up?
[20:29] James Rhine: tbh
[20:29] James Rhine: I dont care
[20:29] James Rhine: I'm not going to lie
[20:29] James Rhine: I think backdooring Sophie was a good idea
[20:29] James Rhine: but considering she's htinking like us
[20:29] James Rhine: we may want to make a side deal with her
[20:30] James Rhine: Well
[20:30] James Rhine: I had a plan
[20:30] James Rhine: I wanted to tell all of us at once
[20:30] James Rhine: Aaron and Sophie are on the same page as the rest of us
[20:30] James Rhine: 2 of us make a deal with Sophie
[20:30] James Rhine: the other two make a deal with Aaron
[20:30] cubchoohouse: And 2 aaron?
[20:30] cubchoohouse: I see
[20:30] James Rhine: make sure they dont find out about PFHMS
[20:30] James Rhine: I'd have to side with Aaron
[20:30] James Rhine: Aaron I think has my back
[20:31] cubchoohouse: I'm a stranger to both
[20:31] James Rhine: We need to talk with Sarah and Aisleyne
[20:32] James Rhine: If nothing else side deal with Aaron, because he has good intentions in this game
[20:32] cubchoohouse: I would be ok with backdooring sophie if ya'al were up for it
[20:32] James Rhine: Same
[20:32] James Rhine: That's what I told Aaron (He brought it up when I was talking with him last night)
[20:32] James Rhine: I was like
[20:33] James Rhine: Sophie will be one of those people if you dont get her out early she can win the whole game
[20:33] cubchoohouse: Which she's done
[20:33] cubchoohouse: Just sayin
[20:33] James Rhine: right
[20:33] James Rhine: I like her
[20:33] James Rhine: but if one of us wins we have to consider it
[20:33] James Rhine: Week 3 is ideal
[20:34] James Rhine: but you have to take your opprotunities as they come
[20:34] cubchoohouse: My biggest fear is would we have the votes?
[20:34] James Rhine: Idk
[20:34] James Rhine: Obviously we aren't in control like we thought
[20:34] cubchoohouse: She's have to go up against the right person.
[20:35] James Rhine: Someone everyone likes
[20:35] cubchoohouse: Jen?
[20:35] James Rhine: Jen's stupid
[20:35] James Rhine: she stayed b/c people dont trust dan
[20:35] cubchoohouse: She was OBVIOUSLY well liked
[20:37] James Rhine: 9 to 4
[20:37] James Rhine: when nobody talked to either of them
[20:37] cubchoohouse: UGH
[20:40] cubchoohouse: This is so hard
[20:41] James Rhine: Im not doing it until I know my computer will work
[20:41] cubchoohouse: What?
[20:41] James Rhine: My computer was fucking itself earlier
[20:42] cubchoohouse: Tecnological Masturbation?
[20:43] James Rhine: yes
[20:46] cubchoohouse: Awks,.
[20:47] James Rhine: ikr
[20:47] cubchoohouse: I want this Hoh James.
[20:47] cubchoohouse: I can taste it.
[20:47] cubchoohouse: It tastes like apples
[20:47] James Rhine: No
[20:48] James Rhine: it tastes like my cum
[20:48] James Rhine: since Im going to win
[20:48] cubchoohouse: If I get 2nd to you, I swaer to god....

[Brian Hart]

I LOVE MY ALLIANCE BOARDS. I LOVE BEING PORSCHE'S FAVORITE. I LOVE BEING KALIA'S FAVORITE. I LOVE BEING THE VIEWERS' FAVORITE. I LOVE BEING CONCEITED REALISTIC.

[Brian Hart]

OH. MY. GOD.

[21:22] cubchoohouse: Are you in college?
[21:22] Sophie: was. i took 1 semester off to do an internship for disney

How many people that have internship to Disney ALSO play ORGs?

ONLY ONE.

Annie from Recycled. She got 2nd place, came back for All-Stars and got herself voted out to save her allies, came back Season 10, and quit the game when she knew she would be voted out, GIVING UP HER FUCKING CHANCE AT REDEMPTION ISLAND.

Not to mention A FUCKING HUGE COMPETITIVE AND SOCIAL THREAT!

I feel so tacky and horrible for bringing drama from other ORGs into this game. I really, really do. It's classless. But this girl CANNOT be trusted. That's probably why Aisleyne likes her so much! SHE KNOWS ITS HER! OH MY GOD.

I may be paranoid, but I may be right.

[Brian Hart]

[21:33] James Rhine: Briguy
[21:33] James Rhine: I've made a deal with Sophie

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Brian Hart]

Aisleyne: OMG! I trust Sophie too! Yay! OMG! OMG! OMG!

I FUCKING. HATE. EVERYONE.

WHY CAN'T I JUST GET WHAT I WANT?

If I win HoH, I won't be able to do what I want because if I did get Sophie gone, 2 members of my alliance would hate me. If my plan backfired, EVERYONE would be after me.

Why can't Big Brother be easy?

[Brian Hart]

I don't know what my time was, and it's making me nervous! Sophie told me she finished in under a minute,and I don't think I was that fast. I think I'll be safe if she wins, unless James let it slip I wanted to backdoor her. I just don't know.

[Brian Hart]

WOW. I did WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY WORSE than I thought. And Sophie is HoH. Not surprised, she's great at distortions. TIME TO KISS ASS! It's scary having someone I don't trust HoH. I just want this week OVER WITH.

[Brian Hart]

HAVE/HAVE NOT COMPETITION!

1)Dino
2)Jen
3)Michelle
4)James <3333333333333333333333
5)Aisleyne
6)Sarah (I hate you Porsche)

[Brian Hart]

This is definitely one for the books....someone needs to educate this guy

[16:56] cubchoohouse: Hey James
[16:56] James Rhine: Wow Briguy
[16:56] James Rhine: I think I should be votes as biggest slut because I like sucking dick, and I'm better at it than Aisleyne. Rim jobs are amazing because it's like putting your face into a cloud of heaven, and I just go to town on that ass. I'm a power hungry bottom, and I purposely buy pants that are too big on me so I can take them off faster. <3 VOTE FOR BRIAN.
[16:57] James Rhine: =-O
[16:57] cubchoohouse: XD
[16:58] James Rhine: there are no words
[16:58] James Rhine: How is sucking ass like putting your face into a cloud of heaven
[16:59] cubchoohouse: Cuz asses are soft and bubbly
[16:59] James Rhine: but they smell
[16:59] James Rhine: gross
[16:59] cubchoohouse: That's why you wash them
[16:59] James Rhine: even when you wash them
[17:00] cubchoohouse: You ate out a vagina and swallowed the fluids, you have no room to talk
[17:00] James Rhine: It was a virgin vagina
[17:01] James Rhine: shit doesnt come out of a vagina
[17:01] James Rhine: Im just trying to figure out how that is enjoyable?
[17:01] cubchoohouse: How is eating out where blood and uterin lining flows out enjoyable?
[17:02] James Rhine: urine is sterile
[17:02] James Rhine: blood is easily cleaned up
[17:02] cubchoohouse: I said uterin lining, not urine
[17:02] James Rhine: pshh uterin lining is no big deal
[17:03] cubchoohouse: o.0 it's the inner flesh of the uterus
[17:03] cubchoohouse: thats so gross
[17:03] James Rhine: And it's actually inside of the girl
[17:03] James Rhine: its not nearly as disgusting as shit
[17:03] cubchoohouse: You don't eat the shit, doofus
[17:03] James Rhine: But it has shit around it!
[17:04] James Rhine: Shit comes out of it
[17:04] cubchoohouse: BLOOD COMES OUT OF A VAGINA
[17:04] James Rhine: It's just blood, it's not shit
[17:04] James Rhine: blood < shit
[17:04] cubchoohouse: THERES NO SHIT, SILLY GOOSE
[17:05] James Rhine: There is if you dont clean it before hand
[17:05] cubchoohouse: THATS WHY IT GETS CLEANED
[17:05] James Rhine: But it takes so much more time
[17:05] James Rhine: a girl can clean herself easily before sex
[17:05] James Rhine: to clean a ass requires multiple people
[17:05] James Rhine: so sometimes Im assuming they just dont
[17:07] cubchoohouse: how does it require multiople people?
[17:08] James Rhine: B/c the ashole that needs to be cleaned cannot be viewed by the person who needs it cleaned
[17:08] cubchoohouse: you don't have to see it
[17:09] James Rhine: If you want to make sure your cleaning everything you do
[17:10] cubchoohouse: whatever
[17:10] cubchoohouse: you're ridiculous
[17:11] James Rhine: why?
[17:11] cubchoohouse: you just are