Episode #6

[Michelle Maradie]

Porsche: Dino... you have been evicted from the Big Brother House! I'm coming in to get you!

My Reaction: *sigh of muthafuckin' relief* Thank god that's finally over.


I really didn't hate Dino, I was honestly just totally threatened by him.

About the HOH Comp:

OMFG. As. If. Like I need more of a handicap in future challenges? No. Just, no. I don't want to have penalties, let alone give up whole challenges just for one freakin' HOH challenge.

I talked to April briefly about it, and she goes all noble talking about how she would give up everything for HOH to protect her allies...

Yea. I'm nice, but I'm not that damn nice. I told her straight up, I would rather not have handicaps IN THE FUTURE because who knows when it'll bite me in the ass and get ME evicted. I count my own ass first, always. So, much as I'd like to help me allies, it's not going to be now. Besides, Brian or Sophie will probably end up winning... or Drew, because he's super crazy and would probably give up everything just for shits and giggles.

Not this girl, she's playing it smart. I'll just explain to everyone how if we gave up everything this time, no one would be eligible next time, and we'd be totally screwed after that. Or something. Eh. I just feel like being selfish I guess.

*wink*

[Michelle Maradie]

Porsche: Sophie... Congratulations! You are the new Head of Household!


My reaction: ... Oh well.


This calls for a song:

You don't always get what you wa-aaaant.
You don't always get what you wa-aaaant.
But if you try sometiiiiiiiiiiiiimes, you might finnnnnnd
YOU'RE TOTALLY SCREWED!

Basically, Sophie is going to do what she wants, THIS ROUND. But bitch better watch herself because after this, she has no where to go but on the block and out the door. So she better not think I'm going to kiss her ass when she gave up veto and HOH after this round.

Apparently, she thinks my Dumbfuckie is the only one that's relevant in this game. I'm happy for him but it just means that now I might have to get someone to target him before the finals. I don't really want to think about that right now though because he's my bestie so I'm going to just file it away for, like, ever.

I think Sophie is going to nominate any combination of Aaron, April, Dumnfuck and I, or surprise us with either a Jizzface or Sarah mixed in. I won't be surprised or scared to go on the block. I've done nothing but be honest with everyone, as far as they know, so I think I would be safe no matter what.

[Michelle Maradie]

Also, this nickname shit is going to be hard.

[Michelle Maradie]

I think I've officially been the only person to not compete in a veto competition, for like, at least two rounds now.

However, I convinced Aaron not to pick me. I got into his head that I suck at challenges, and that picking Dumbfuck would be a better idea. So he went and picked April...

Now, not to discount April, she's won an HOH challenge after all. But damn it all if that isn't the most hilarious thing he's done all game... so far.

I'm content not playing veto, I'm content with Sophie thinking I won't come after her and Aaron even said that she apparently likes me. This is all plus for me. Keeping my nose out of everything is doing me well.

I basically know just about everything, I can't say I know everything solid, because I know I don't, but I know enough that if I keep it a secret, I keep peoples trust that I won't turn on them.

Hopefully I can keep it up.

[Michelle Maradie]

To be honest, if the veto was used on Aaron, this would be the perfect time to take Sarah out. Cheers to an Aaron or April victory at tomorrows challenge. Then I'll work on getting Sophie to put up Sarah, and possibly backdooring her.

[Michelle Maradie]

Eviction #6

Jizz V.S. Sarah


I feel like this worked out a little too well.

Pros to keeping Jizz: At this point, there is just one, he can't do anything except make noise and sit in a nomination chair in order to impact the game in any way. Cons to keeping Jizz: I can't be sure that he wouldn't put me on the block as a replacement if he were to make it past the rounds he can't win HOH.

Pros to keeping Sarah: Sarah has said that she 100% has my back and that she won't nominate me if she wins HOH. I feel like I can believe her because she has so many people that she needs to take revenge on at this point that I'd be sitting pretty. Cons to keeping Sarah: Well... I kind of told Dumbfuck* and April that I'd evict her. If I kept her now, like she thinks I am, I'm in deep shit. Even though there's no possible way she would stay at this point.


Jury stage is so much trickier than pre-jury stage.

but...

I vote to evict... Sarah.



Goodbyes:

Jizz, I'd honestly be at a loss for words if you're reading this. When I checked in, everyone except Vag was voting for Sarah to leave. So I don't know what might have happened. I <3 you and our bond over cats! Take care!

Sarah, you made some really excellent points about why I should keep you. You're strong socially and strategically and you wouldn't be going after me. I don't solidly know how the rest of the house feels about me, but I have yet to be nominated or even mentioned as a possible nominee. I have eyes and ears all over and I feel like they're taking the easy way out with evicting you, but where they lack in strategic thinking, they gain in challenge performance, and that's what I need right now to further myself. I'm sorry I led you on, as a consolation prize though, I'm Gabe. I <3 you. Take care!

*edited to add in Dumbfuck... seriously, pick a better nickname next time