Week #7

[Michelle Maradie]

Porsche: Sarah... you have been evicted...

*flash forward*

Porsche: Snorlax*... congratulations, you are the new HOH!


My reaction: Mixed... soo... <--- That.


Also, wtf at me getting second place at the HOH competition. Are these people even trying anymore? I thought for sure I'd sucked huge, huge, ginormous donkey balls at this competition... and I got second. And that was just my first attempt, if I hadn't felt lazy and thought Jizz had been posting for hours, I would have given it a second go. The thing is, I don't really need to try in competitions because I've solidified myself with so many people who can win them for me.

The only one I want to compete in is the Have/Have Not competitions, because yay at not having a disadvantage on a competition I won't be competing in anyway, VETO.

Which reminds me, I think I am actually going to be picked this week. There are so few people, surely my name will come up this time!

If it doesn't... that would be sooo effing funny, but kind of annoying because normally I am a veto-a-holic because I find they're way more important than HOH competitions. But I'm pretty much just chillaxing back here. Which is so awesome.

I guess I'll talk a little bit about Sarah. I'm wondering... once she sees what I had to say in my goodbye message if she is going to think I'm the biggest, heartless bitch ever. Hopefully not, hopefully she just sees that I'm playing the game just as hard as everyone else, just not being so blatantly obvious about it like she was.

I <3 Sarah, I do. But I don't think I could have taken another round of her trying to guess who I am. I seriously was about to wring her neck, so I think evicting her was a kindness.

*edited to add Retarded Dumbfuck's NEW nickname.

[Michelle Maradie]

I just edited my last post. Just wanted to give a heads up on that.

Also, I'm not sure if I've mentioned this, but Snorlax and I have an alliance, we're called the Nifty Terminators. He is the brawn and partial brain and I am the rest of the brain with a little bit of blonde... I mean brawn.

Together, we will rule this house with an iron fist... or whatever terminators are made out of. Although, he's seriously starting to freak me out with his talk of "No one is saying your name... like ever... unless they are complimenting something about you." I feel like sometimes he's the only one left that thinks of me as a legitimate threat. Which is just fine with me. Everyone else will just be in for a huge surprise later. That's always the best part.

[Porsche Briggs]

Wait, where did this Snorlax thing come from?

[Michelle Maradie]

LOL Last night, everytime I talk to him, he's tired, so I was like, ok, You're Snorlax the Nifty Terminator now. He said he loved it. So it's sticking.

[Porsche Briggs]

Haha okay. I was VERY confused for a moment.