Post by Charley Uchea on Feb 15, 2012 19:41:37 GMT -5
A loud crackling is heard in a distance. The lights start to flicker and fog is covering the floors. The Housemates start to panic in horror thinking the worse. The housemates all scurried to the living room and holding each of their fellow housemate’s hand. The Big Brother Screen turns on and you see static. A few minutes later, black historical figures are being shown on repeat. Harriet Tubman. Martin Luther King. Rosa Parks. Malcolm X and other fabulous figures.
The Doors Burst Open and the doors slam into the walls. A Beautiful and Magnificent Creature walks in with an Attitude.
Welcome White Bitches to your Host for the Power Of Veto Competition. I know bask in my glory and worship my theatrics. Welcome to the Charley Show and this is competition called Going Bananas!!!
Everyone know on my season that the white people were racist besides the fabulous Ragan and Sexified Rayonce. They called me, “Monkey Bitch” or “A Toothless Bald-Headed Gorilla”. Racism is alive and so I want you to be a little monkey. How is Reverse Racism, Huh?
This competition is called Going Bananas, and the concept is simple.
Each houseguest must hold onto their banana as long as possible. The last houseguest left on their banana will be the new Head of Household.
This is a very simple challenge that will just last 24 hours!
You will each start out with a banana.
And every 5 minutes (300 seconds) have elapsed you can add a new 'na' to your banana to make it longer!
The houseguest with the longest banana at the end wins POV! If there is a tie, the first houseguest to have all their banana links in
place first will win the tiebreaker.
Of course, with competitions like these, things can always get sticky.
You will be squirting your other housemates with chocolate syrup and whipped cream any 2 times for each hour!
Whenever you see the CHOCOLATE SYRUP!!! or WHIPPED CREAM!!! icon flashed on your screen, you're going to have to post in a 2-minutes (120 Seconds) time period :
Whenever you see the CHOCOLATE SYRUP!!! or WHIPPED CREAM!!! icon flashed on your screen, you're going to have to post:
[Houseguest] evades [chocolate syrup / whipped cream]
Be warned, if you do not evade in that 2 minutes time period, you will fall from your bananas and not win the Final 6 POV!
The Doors Burst Open and the doors slam into the walls. A Beautiful and Magnificent Creature walks in with an Attitude.
Welcome White Bitches to your Host for the Power Of Veto Competition. I know bask in my glory and worship my theatrics. Welcome to the Charley Show and this is competition called Going Bananas!!!
Everyone know on my season that the white people were racist besides the fabulous Ragan and Sexified Rayonce. They called me, “Monkey Bitch” or “A Toothless Bald-Headed Gorilla”. Racism is alive and so I want you to be a little monkey. How is Reverse Racism, Huh?
This competition is called Going Bananas, and the concept is simple.
Each houseguest must hold onto their banana as long as possible. The last houseguest left on their banana will be the new Head of Household.
This is a very simple challenge that will just last 24 hours!
You will each start out with a banana.
And every 5 minutes (300 seconds) have elapsed you can add a new 'na' to your banana to make it longer!
The houseguest with the longest banana at the end wins POV! If there is a tie, the first houseguest to have all their banana links in
place first will win the tiebreaker.
Of course, with competitions like these, things can always get sticky.
You will be squirting your other housemates with chocolate syrup and whipped cream any 2 times for each hour!
Whenever you see the CHOCOLATE SYRUP!!! or WHIPPED CREAM!!! icon flashed on your screen, you're going to have to post in a 2-minutes (120 Seconds) time period :
Whenever you see the CHOCOLATE SYRUP!!! or WHIPPED CREAM!!! icon flashed on your screen, you're going to have to post:
[Houseguest] evades [chocolate syrup / whipped cream]
Be warned, if you do not evade in that 2 minutes time period, you will fall from your bananas and not win the Final 6 POV!
