Episode One

[Porsche Briggs]

Have Nots are still part of the season. The only reason there wasn't one this week is cause of the right to stay comp.

(BTW I posted your letters in another thread in your DR)

[Brian Hart]

Fuck my life. My two alliances are *already* contradicting. The Sluts want Lydia out, and the Sexy Backs want Lydia IN. This is going to be difficult.

[Brian Hart]

[18:14] Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace: ily bry
[18:15] cubchoohouse: ily ash
[18:15] Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace: can we get married?
[18:16] cubchoohouse: Are you rich?
[18:16] Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace: yes
[18:16] cubchoohouse: Do you believe in an open relationship?
[18:16] cubchoohouse: Where we cans ee other people?
[18:16] Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace: yes
[18:16] cubchoohouse: HELLZ YEAH
[18:16] Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace:
[18:16] Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace: sex?
[18:17] cubchoohouse: Is your du=ick 10 inches?
[18:17] cubchoohouse: *dick
[18:17] Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace: basically
[18:17] cubchoohouse: Can i always be the bottom?
[18:17] Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace: yes
[18:17] cubchoohouse: Do you like cats?
[18:17] Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace: yes
[18:17] cubchoohouse: I think this could work
[18:17] Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace: me too
[18:18] cubchoohouse: Do you have STDs?
[18:18] Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace: no
[18:18] cubchoohouse: Will you fuck bitches with STDs?
[18:18] Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace: no
[18:18] cubchoohouse: Since we're both clean, can we have sex without condoms?
[18:18] Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace: yes
[18:18] cubchoohouse: We're like, MADE for each other
[18:18] Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace:

I hear wedding bells! But she's still a mysterious player with a F2 witj james. *loads automatic*

[Brian Hart]

I am WORKING these sexy 2nd places, both times losing to Aisleyne. Hopefully she keeps her nominations the same. I want Lydia out. Although, if Aisleyne says she doesn't care who's evicted, I'll *totes* keep Lydia in. I'll let her psycho bitch ass run amok and have others target her and not me or *either* of my alliances. I DID have an 11 letter word, preheadache, but that wasn't allowed at dictionary.com. *sadface*. I don't get how Emma and Lydia fucked up the Veto. Porsche showed us to do it. Granted, I have messed up in a veto before and gotten disqualified, but the format wasn't shown in the prompt. I want to evict them both, I really do. Assuming Aisleyne doesn't change her nominations, I made it to Week Two! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

[Brian Hart]

[EPISODE ONE]

Going against the wishes of Sexy Backs, I vote to EVICT LYDIA TAVERA because the Sluts can take me farther than the Sexy Backs.

I also vote to BRING BACK DAN GHEESLING because he will throw every competition, and stay out of my way.

Goodbye Messages:

Lydia-I feel like you are an unpredictable loose cannon that could have done more harm to me than good if I kept you in the game. It's unfortunate that you got so unlucky, but be careful who you gossip with. By all means, you deserved to stay over Emma, but she's less of a threat than you. Sorry, Lyds.

Emma-I am scared if you're evicted. Aisleyne clearly wanted Lydia out, and this means Lydia is a force to be trifiled with or there's an alliance that wanted her in, and that is terrifying. Perhaps you should have made yourself more known and more social. Bye Emma.

[Brian Hart]

I swear to god, I'm like, falling in love with Dino.

[21:08] cubchoohouse: DINOOOOOOOOO
[21:08] Dino Delic: =]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
[21:08] cubchoohouse: Wow, you must be fat, look at all those chins.
[21:09] Dino Delic:
[21:09] Dino Delic: hay i am not i can has proof fo ryou(:
[21:09] cubchoohouse: ILY for your personality <3
[21:10] Dino Delic: si0.twimg.com/profile_images/1744369699/2012-01-09_16-33-04.260.jpg
[21:10] Dino Delic: oops
[21:10] Dino Delic: jk
[21:10] cubchoohouse: IS THAT A DILDO?
[21:10] Dino Delic: NO
[21:10] Dino Delic: it's neville's wand
[21:10] Dino Delic: from harry ptoter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[21:10] cubchoohouse: OMG MARIO HAT
[21:10] Dino Delic:
[21:11] cubchoohouse: Thats not really you is it?
[21:11] Dino Delic: haha i got that hat and the wand for my birthday
[21:11] cubchoohouse: omg you're too cute
[21:11] cubchoohouse: I would have hooked up with you in High School
[21:12] cubchoohouse: But you seem like a bottom, and I'm a bottom, so there's conflict there
[21:12] Dino Delic: lol idunnnnno imma virgin bruh bruh
[21:12] Dino Delic: but thank you
[21:13] cubchoohouse: How old are you, if it's ok to ask?
[21:13] Dino Delic: lol just turned 18 a week ago today(:
[21:14] cubchoohouse: HAPPY 18TH!
[21:14] Dino Delic: thanks DDDD
[21:14] cubchoohouse: You didn't go all party-boy nudist boys gone wild did you?
[21:14] Dino Delic: aahhaahah nooo
[21:14] Dino Delic: the APD was involved tho
[21:14] Dino Delic: ahahaha


lol
[21:15] cubchoohouse: APD?
[21:15] cubchoohouse: Arizona Police Department?
[21:15] Dino Delic: hahaha noo
[21:15] Dino Delic: my city silly
[21:16] Dino Delic: police deptttt
[21:16] cubchoohouse: WERE IN A POLICE GANGBANG?
[21:16] cubchoohouse: LUCKYYYYYY
[21:16] Dino Delic: noo
[21:16] Dino Delic: ya goose
[21:16] cubchoohouse: Did you get wasted?
[21:16] Dino Delic: no
[21:16] Dino Delic: !
[21:17] cubchoohouse: What kind of 18th Bday party did you have?
[21:17] Dino Delic: japanese steakhouse
[21:17] cubchoohouse: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO A STRIP CLUB
[21:17] cubchoohouse: AND GET LAP DANCES FROM SCANDILLY CLAD MEN
[21:17] Dino Delic: noooo
[21:18] Dino Delic: nooo
[21:18] Dino Delic: thats wrng
[21:18] cubchoohouse: THIS IS WHY YOUD ONT GET LAID
[21:19] Dino Delic: noo
[21:19] Dino Delic: i dont get laid bc i dont want to
[21:19] cubchoohouse:
[21:19] cubchoohouse: You are like, the least fun person ever
[21:19] cubchoohouse: jk
[21:19] Dino Delic: I AM NOT TAK HTAT BAKC(
[21:19] Dino Delic: im sad
[21:19] Dino Delic:
[21:19] Dino Delic: brb crying okay
[21:20] cubchoohouse: I take it back! Don't cry!
[21:20] cubchoohouse: Im crying now T_T
[21:20] cubchoohouse: ILY
[21:21] cubchoohouse: Dino?
[21:22] Dino Delic: ILY2(:
[21:22] Dino Delic: i no cry
[21:23] cubchoohouse: I caan give you "I'm sorry" head if you want
[21:23] Dino Delic: no thanks
[21:23] Dino Delic: maybe later
[21:24] Dino Delic: why do i seem like a bottom to you puta
[21:24] Meebo Message: Could not IM buddy
[21:24] cubchoohouse: Are you waiting until marriage?
[21:24] Dino Delic: no
[21:24] cubchoohouse: It's cuz u have a cute baby face
[21:24] Dino Delic: as if i could get married in florida lol!
[21:24] Dino Delic: !!
[21:24] Dino Delic: !_!
[21:24] cubchoohouse: travel to New York
[21:25] Dino Delic: that's so stupid
[21:25] Dino Delic: our government i mean
[21:25] Dino Delic: why is this a fucking state issue
[21:25] Dino Delic: it should be a constitutional amendment
[21:25] Dino Delic: gay marriage
[21:25] Dino Delic: just like women and black rights smh
[21:25] Dino Delic: SMH
[21:25] Dino Delic: SMD
[21:25] cubchoohouse: Shake my Dick?
[21:25] Dino Delic: suck
[21:25] Dino Delic: ahahahaha
[21:25] cubchoohouse: LOLZ
[21:25] cubchoohouse: cuz smh is shake my head
[21:25] cubchoohouse: and I was like
[21:26] Dino Delic: mhm
[21:26] Dino Delic: hahahah
[21:26] Dino Delic: suckamadik
[21:26] cubchoohouse: The government can suck your dick but I can't?
[21:26] cubchoohouse: DED RUDE
[21:26] Dino Delic: I WAS TALKIN TO YOU
[21:26] Dino Delic: BUT OBVIOUSLY
[21:26] Dino Delic: YOU LOOKIN UP EXCUSES
[21:26] Dino Delic: -pulls up ma pants-
[21:26] Dino Delic: smdh
[21:26] Dino Delic: (SHAKE MY DAMN HEAD)
[21:26] cubchoohouse: *rolls eyes*
[21:27] Dino Delic: nooooo
[21:27] Dino Delic: stawp it rahn
[21:28] cubchoohouse:
[21:29] Dino Delic: do you watch jersey shore =-O
[21:29] cubchoohouse: No I don't. This relationship is over.
[21:29] cubchoohouse: Well, maybe we can make this work.
[21:30] Dino Delic: hay
[21:30] Dino Delic: no one said i do.
[21:30] Dino Delic: which i dont!!!
[21:30] Dino Delic: it's just a picture floating around making fun of it
[21:30] Dino Delic: BUT NEVERMIND
[21:30] Dino Delic: we are going to counselling.
[21:30] cubchoohouse: Ok
[21:31] cubchoohouse: We can work on our issues
[21:31] cubchoohouse: Like why you're not putting out for me
[21:31] Dino Delic: hay
[21:31] Dino Delic:
[21:31] cubchoohouse: <3
[21:31] Dino Delic: im gonna go cry
[21:31] cubchoohouse: *cuddles with Dino*
[21:33] Dino Delic: youre adorbs
[21:34] cubchoohouse: You wouldn't love me IRL.
[21:35] cubchoohouse: si0.twimg.com/profile_images/1744369699/2012-01-09_16-33-04.260.jpg look at you, you're like, perfect
[21:35] Dino Delic: WHAT lol perfect my rear endddd
[21:35] cubchoohouse: That's yoour beatiful face
[21:37] Dino Delic: i.imgur.com/6KpQM.jpg
[21:38] cubchoohouse: omg
[21:38] cubchoohouse: that made me smile
[21:38] cubchoohouse: this is going into my DR

He is sooooo cute, and I just really enjoy talking to him. I feel like he's genuine, and who does this for somebody they don't know in a game? And I feel horrible because I'm lying to everyone about who I am. I made up my age, my profession, everything about me is a lie, and he's opening up to a lie, and I'm not going to let it affect my game play. I just have a bad habit of dropping my pants whenever I see a pretty face.

But liek, Oh my God, soooo fucking CUUUUUTE.

And I also sent Makosi this PM:

"Hi! Please tell everyone in the Viewer's Lounge I said "hi!" I'm a bit intoxicated, so I think this is a great time to meet!"

I'm bored, there's not much else to do. Can someone let me know if she does it?BTW I'm not intoxicated, I'm a minor. And I'm not a whore, I'm a virgin *unfortunately*.

[Kalia Booker]

Big Brother (8:09:23 PM): How did you feel about Aisleyne winning the PoV Competition? Did you mind losing to her again?

Brian Hart (Pearl) (8:10:37 PM): Way to bring that up, Kalia. I *am* glad she won, but a second second place is just a bit annoying, especially losing to the same person. It's not that I'm mad, it's just annoying. I hope this doesn't become a repetitive thing. I WANT TO WIN!

Big Brother (8:11:51 PM): So if you do get your way and win, let's say the next HoH Competition. Who would you nominate as of now and why?

Brian Hart (Pearl) (8:13:41 PM): My nominees would probably be Aaron and Drew. I haven't talked to either. I would *love* to backdoor Sophie, but it may be too soon. Plus, what if she has supporters? I have a bad feeling James and Aisleyne like her,a nd Dino and Ragan might be pro-veteran, and assuming Dan comes back, he could do the same. It's just possibly too risky Week 2, but I would consider it.

Big Brother (8:14:51 PM): Is the reason you're willing to work with the other veterans but want Sophie out because she won? Or are there any other reasons?

Brian Hart (Pearl) (8:16:48 PM): That is exactly why. Ragan, Dino, Jen, and Danc ame back for redemption, a second chance at winning. Sophie already won! She has no need for redemption! I get she isn't an All-Star, but All-Stars is a SECOND CHANCE FOR PEOPLE THAT HAVEN'T WON! (Although winners DO get there sometimes.) I just think she had no reason coming back into this house.

Big Brother (8:18:29 PM): How has it been trying to juggle your two alliances? You mentioned that they one alliance wants to target Lydia and the other Emma. How do you plan on handling that situation and keep both alliances happy?

Brian Hart (Pearl) (8:20:22 PM): It's entertaining, that's for sure. I'll just tell the Sexy Backs I wanted to vote with the house so attention doesn't come onto us as an alliance. And, to be honest, this first eviction is very minor. If it was like, between Sophie and Aisleyne, much more would be at stake. It will be tough managing both, but I'm here to play a game, and I'll do what it takes.

Big Brother (8:21:38 PM): If push came to shove and it did come down to Sophie and Aisleyne, or something similar, which side do you see yourself siding with as of now and why?

Brian Hart (Pearl) (8:22:36 PM): If Dino and Ragan can carry their weight in competitions, I'd side with them because of James/Aisleyne.

Brian Hart (Pearl) (8:22:51 PM): But if they can't, I's risk it with the Sluts.

Big Brother (8:26:24 PM): In your goodbye message to Emma, you said that if Lydia survives that could possibly mean that there's an alliance she's involved in. How would you deal with that: try to get Lydia out again or focus your attention on someone else?

Brian Hart (Pearl) (8:28:41 PM): I honestly DOUBT Lydia is going to survive this eviction. and if I won HoH, I'd *totes consider* going after her again. I'd need a good excuse so i didn't look tacky for renomming last week's noms, or making it obvious I'm with Aisleyne. But if she stays, I would consider it. Those words were more just reassurance for Emma, although it could always eb possible. But like I said, I don't think she's staying.

Big Brother (8:29:05 PM): Thank you Brian!

[Brian Hart]

I don't know if I ever actually said what I am lying about, I've just mentioned about me lying about everything,s o I'm going to let you know everything, and if I did already say, it's so nice, you get to hear it twice!

I've been telling people I am 23, and I will be turning 24 in the game soon, shortly. I am actually 16, and will turn 17 in February.

I'm a college graduate with a Major in Biology, and a Minor in Chemistry which allowed me to get a job at a chemical manufacturing plant. I'm actually a junior in High School.

I told James I am not a virgin, which I have said before in here that I actually am.

What else have I lied about?

I think I've said I live in Missouri.

I AM really gay IRL, though. That is a true fact.

I think this might be it. So yeah, good stuff, huh?

[Brian Hart]

It looks like Lydia is getting those votes to stay. Sadface. This makes me great with both alliances, but I want Emma over Lydia. GUESS WHO MY ALLIANCE IS GONNA MAKE ME NOMINATE?