Episode #2: "Aisleyne, get that dirt off your lip"

[James Rhine]

Day 7: has been evicted from the Big Brother house

By the way the quote is an inside joke, that I can explain if you want me to.

Porsche: "By a vote, of 7-5. Emma.... you have been Evicted from the Big Brother Pearl House.

I am absolutely PH-ISSED! Lydia needs to be out of this house. Emma never had a fighting chance, and these morons decided to keep Lydia, the crazy, kook who confuses her pubes for tattoos. Is this a joke? Like are you kidding me? Watching Emma walk out the front door really frustrates me. This should have been a 6-6 vote with Aisleyne breaking the tie, and SOMEBODY re-nigged and evicted Emma. I cannot deal with this dumb broad in the house for another week. Having to put on a facade, and acting like I'm in kahoots with her, when really she annoys the shit out of me. Her brain is made of 100% air, and conversing with her is less exciting than talking with a steel wall. It's time to go out and do an HoH, and if my computer gives me a fighting chance, I will win, and I will get one of those seven dumb asses out of the house this week if it's the last thing I do.

--- Ok before I continue, I want to know. How often should I log AIM convos? Like most of my AIM convos only have a few interesting things and everything else is just social game. Just wondering since I just summarize these snippets below.

Alliances, Sluts, and Morons
Following the aftermath of Emma's eviction I learned Sophie and Aaron were the two votes to keep Emma. I've honestly been apprehensive with Sophie, but I've learned we're very similar players, so I have a side deal with Sophie, and I will not put her up or backdoor her. That's PFHMS job when another one of them gets HoH. I really understand where Sophie is coming from and she understands people are out to get her. I'd like to work with her for now, and be on her side. Is she a Vet, yes, but she's the only Vet that has a brain, and I'd rather have 4 idiots against me, then 1 good player. As for Aaron, I have no deal with him, but we have a common ground. Sophie and Aaron are opposite with one another, but right now, they are my favorite people outside PFHMS, so I'm keeping them close.

I just went blank.. I'll update this tomorrow. Or later.. I mainly came to express how pissed I am Lydia is staying, and how I dont give a fuck, nor notice Jen is still here.

[James Rhine]

Day 8: Another Day, Another Deal

Today, was a largely social invested day. Aisleyne got back from her vacation, and we talked about how she was a target and that our options are a lot more open than Brian's and Sarah's.

Convo: Aisleyne and Me
Jenuinejen69 (5:35:05 PM): hey sorry i didnt this :-(
Jenuinejen69 returned at 5:35:06 PM
James Rhine (5:35:19 PM): your good Ash
James Rhine (5:35:30 PM): I wish HoH results would be posted now
Jenuinejen69 (5:35:58 PM): how was lydia not evicted :-(
James Rhine (5:36:19 PM): Because people are morons
James Rhine (5:36:29 PM): Aaron told me Jen was evicting her
James Rhine (5:36:30 PM): and she didnt
Jenuinejen69 (5:36:58 PM): who were the 5 votes?
James Rhine (5:37:19 PM): brian, james, sarah, aaron, sophie
Jenuinejen69 (5:37:34 PM): ugh
Jenuinejen69 (5:37:35 PM): ragan
Jenuinejen69 (5:37:37 PM): the fuck
James Rhine (5:37:51 PM): ragan didnt get on b/c he felt people would influence his vote
James Rhine (5:37:59 PM): if i could have talked with him I woulda had it
Jenuinejen69 (5:38:04 PM): :-(
Jenuinejen69 (5:38:13 PM): so he purposely avoided people?
James Rhine (5:38:17 PM): yes
Jenuinejen69 (5:38:25 PM): wtf
James Rhine (5:38:29 PM): he wanted to keep lydia since hes a lose cannon
James Rhine (5:38:32 PM): *shes
James Rhine (5:38:42 PM): i had the best goodbye message to lydia I was pissed
Jenuinejen69 (5:39:00 PM): what was it?
James Rhine (5:39:06 PM): At the end I said
James Rhine (5:39:26 PM): "Keeping you is like raising a child that isn't your own. It's awkward, its a bitch, and it requires to much fucking effort."
Jenuinejen69 (5:39:44 PM): LOL
Jenuinejen69 (5:39:56 PM): do you think you did good in the hoh?
James Rhine (5:40:04 PM): I wrote a DR after eviction that was like, "We kept an idiot who confuses her pubes for tattoes
Jenuinejen69 (5:40:16 PM): :-(
James Rhine (5:40:21 PM): and yea I think I may have won
James Rhine (5:40:29 PM): we need it to
Jenuinejen69 (5:40:32 PM): we do
James Rhine (5:40:34 PM): your on a lot of peoples radars
Jenuinejen69 (5:40:39 PM): lol its obvious
Jenuinejen69 (5:40:42 PM): who wants me gone?
James Rhine (5:40:56 PM): lydia obvs
James Rhine (5:41:09 PM): We need to cut a deal with Aaron, but he mentioned it
James Rhine (5:41:13 PM): more or so less about sophie tho
Jenuinejen69 (5:41:22 PM): i trust aaron and sophie
James Rhine (5:41:25 PM): Thats why I cut a deal with Sophie
James Rhine (5:41:33 PM): Sophie is worried as fuck and why not protect her
Jenuinejen69 (5:41:54 PM): i think im the biggest target right now though
Jenuinejen69 (5:41:58 PM): it worries me lol
James Rhine (5:42:03 PM): Heres my idea
James Rhine (5:42:07 PM): the two of us side deal with sophie
James Rhine (5:42:12 PM): brian and sarah pair with aaron
James Rhine (5:42:20 PM): that conceals the alliance
James Rhine (5:42:38 PM): and we'll be able to expose of them when we need to
Jenuinejen69 (5:42:48 PM): i think i might offer aaron a final 2 deal
Jenuinejen69 (5:42:52 PM): not a legit one obvi
Jenuinejen69 (5:42:59 PM): but ive been speaking to him a lot
Jenuinejen69 (5:43:07 PM): cos it was me and him paired in the rumour
James Rhine (5:43:31 PM): i Just think Aaron and Sophie are best especially since they're good competitors
James Rhine (5:43:41 PM): I have a good line of communication with Aaron
Jenuinejen69 (5:43:47 PM): yea
James Rhine (5:43:56 PM): maybe me and you should just do a combined side deal with both of them
Jenuinejen69 (5:43:56 PM): right now you guys are all i care about
Jenuinejen69 (5:44:08 PM): we dont want to spread our deals
James Rhine (5:44:13 PM): right
James Rhine (5:44:27 PM): Ragan wanted to make a deal but I told him I dont trust anyone so I didnt tell him like anything
James Rhine (5:44:37 PM): in fact I want Ragan on the block if I dont win HoH
James Rhine (5:45:57 PM): I hate the fact Jen is still in the game >_<
Jenuinejen69 (5:46:35 PM): dan was more of a threat then jen
Jenuinejen69 (5:46:39 PM): who did you evict in that?
James Rhine (5:46:51 PM): Dan
James Rhine (5:46:56 PM): I wanted to evict both tbh
James Rhine (5:47:13 PM): I wanted to evict all 4 of them
James Rhine (5:47:17 PM): all of them are a waste of an HoH
Jenuinejen69 (5:47:21 PM): mmhm
James Rhine (5:47:37 PM): If I win i may nom dino and michelle
James Rhine (5:47:56 PM): backdoor lydia
Jenuinejen69 (5:48:02 PM): i think i have sway with dino but idk
Jenuinejen69 (5:48:17 PM): i thought he would have evicted lydia lol
James Rhine (5:48:20 PM): its impossible to talk game with dino
James Rhine (5:48:27 PM): like seriously
James Rhine (5:48:30 PM): I tried
James Rhine (5:48:41 PM): I talked about how slutty i was
James Rhine (5:48:44 PM): and he never got off the topic
Jenuinejen69 (5:48:52 PM): =-O
James Rhine (5:49:04 PM): yup
James Rhine (5:49:07 PM): true story
James Rhine (5:49:59 PM): plus with Dino and Michelle
James Rhine (5:50:04 PM): its not like they're pointless noms
Jenuinejen69 (5:50:10 PM): how come?
James Rhine (5:50:27 PM): b/c they're obviosuly here to play
James Rhine (5:50:35 PM): I dont want to waste a week on Jen
Jenuinejen69 (5:50:39 PM): ooh yea
James Rhine (5:50:41 PM): maybe Lydia but I hate her
James Rhine (5:50:55 PM): The thing with Lydia
James Rhine (5:51:02 PM): is I cant nominate her since she thinks we're allies
James Rhine (5:51:09 PM): i sware everyone but her knows I hate her
James Rhine (5:51:12 PM): its fucking hilarious
James Rhine (5:51:32 PM): so a backdoor would he hysterical
Jenuinejen69 (5:51:54 PM): i would love it so much
James Rhine (5:52:22 PM): but Im pretty confident
James Rhine (5:52:25 PM): Sarah said she failed
James Rhine (5:52:31 PM): It depends on sophie imo
James Rhine (5:52:37 PM): Sophie could have beat me
James Rhine (5:52:48 PM): she talked like she didnt do well
Jenuinejen69 (5:53:01 PM): i guess we'll have to see
James Rhine (5:53:33 PM): im dying for this HoH to be posted tho
James Rhine (5:53:37 PM): I dont think brian has done it
Jenuinejen69 (5:55:06 PM): im so scared :-(
James Rhine (5:55:37 PM): as long as it isnt Drew, Lydia, or Jen
James Rhine (5:55:45 PM): im pretty sure I can influence noms
Jenuinejen69 (5:55:52 PM): ugh drew
James Rhine (5:56:16 PM): drew is super quiet
Jenuinejen69 (5:56:36 PM): i spoke to him quite a lot
James Rhine (5:56:57 PM): I spoke with him but it was just a lot of chitter chatter
James Rhine (5:57:18 PM): i can tell hes calculated tho
Jenuinejen69 (5:57:30 PM): yea
James Rhine (5:58:31 PM): i wonder what to do it aaron wins
Jenuinejen69 (5:58:43 PM): we'll have to secure him
James Rhine (5:58:57 PM): yea
James Rhine (5:59:02 PM): so then we'll have sophie and aaron
James Rhine (5:59:15 PM): the thing with aaron is he talked about using the backdoor
Jenuinejen69 (5:59:24 PM): on who?
James Rhine (5:59:36 PM): mainly sophie but i think he alluded to you a tad
Jenuinejen69 (5:59:51 PM): when?
James Rhine (5:59:55 PM): friday
James Rhine (5:59:58 PM): night
Jenuinejen69 (6:00:01 PM): ugh
James Rhine (6:00:09 PM): we need to do a lot to secure him
Jenuinejen69 (6:00:30 PM): oh for sure
James Rhine (6:00:50 PM): thats why I think brian and sarah should do the deal with him and we do a deal with sophie
James Rhine (6:00:57 PM): sophie told me she wants to align with strong players
Jenuinejen69 (6:01:04 PM): yea that makes sense no
James Rhine (6:01:22 PM): it does but it doesnt
James Rhine (6:01:26 PM): it does because she can stay safe
James Rhine (6:01:35 PM): it doesnt b/c they'll take her out eventually
Jenuinejen69 (6:01:43 PM): yea
Jenuinejen69 (6:01:52 PM): i like a strong battle at the end though lol
James Rhine (6:02:06 PM): omfg if Jen made it to the end
James Rhine (6:02:09 PM): Lamesauce
Jenuinejen69 (6:02:17 PM): floaters get out
James Rhine (6:02:41 PM): thats what sucks this early on
James Rhine (6:02:48 PM): taking out floaters is so frustrating
Jenuinejen69 (6:02:54 PM): i dont mind doing it
Jenuinejen69 (6:03:05 PM): itll make them play
James Rhine (6:04:03 PM): still its like a waste of an HoH week
Jenuinejen69 (6:04:19 PM): they need to be taken out though lol
James Rhine (6:04:54 PM): porsche is on
Jenuinejen69 (6:05:04 PM): 3 lef
Jenuinejen69 (6:05:04 PM): t
James Rhine (6:05:06 PM): *Crosses fingers for HoH results*
James Rhine (6:05:11 PM): She told you?
Jenuinejen69 (6:05:17 PM): its her aim status lol
James Rhine (6:05:23 PM): ughhh

and.. for comic relief:

James Rhine (6:59:41 PM): what should i eat for dinner?
Jenuinejen69 (6:59:46 PM): food
James Rhine (7:00:02 PM): specifically?
Jenuinejen69 (7:00:14 PM): pizza
James Rhine (7:00:43 PM): problem
James Rhine (7:00:47 PM): no pizza in the house
Jenuinejen69 (7:00:55 PM): make some fresh
James Rhine (7:01:05 PM): how? 0_o
Jenuinejen69 (7:01:19 PM): magic
James Rhine (7:01:53 PM): :-\
Jenuinejen69 (7:02:26 PM): with your wand ;-)
James Rhine (7:02:39 PM): oh really?
Jenuinejen69 (7:02:47 PM): yah!
James Rhine (7:03:40 PM): which one
Jenuinejen69 (7:03:59 PM): =-O
Jenuinejen69 (7:03:59 PM): you have 2?
James Rhine (7:04:05 PM): yuppers
Jenuinejen69 (7:04:11 PM): omg how
James Rhine (7:04:26 PM): im super magical
James Rhine (7:04:32 PM): plus im james
James Rhine (7:04:38 PM): i got one for being veto king
Jenuinejen69 (7:06:02 PM): sexy

In the meantime I kept lines of communication open with Michelle, and Ragan. But Ragan has grown strangely quiet. It's possible he's learned I'm not exactly his biggest fan. I ended up talking som strategy with Aaron briefly, and I talked with Sophie a good amount now that I've solidified a deal with her.

Convo: Aaron and Me (Pre Emma Eviction)
thedreamersecret Hungerford (12:17:08 AM): you think sophie is a person to backdoor?
James Rhine (12:17:12 AM): tbh yes
thedreamersecret Hungerford (12:17:16 AM): me too
James Rhine (12:17:19 AM): That's honestly one of the things in my mind
thedreamersecret Hungerford (12:17:30 AM): like maybe we put a vet and noob pre noms
thedreamersecret Hungerford (12:18:10 AM): idk if lydia stays she is prob going to be their puppet
thedreamersecret Hungerford (12:18:15 AM): thats if all the vets are together
James Rhine (12:18:24 AM): right
thedreamersecret Hungerford (12:18:43 AM): idk to me the other new people seem scared to mention anything now
thedreamersecret Hungerford (12:18:47 AM): between the vote or vets
James Rhine (12:18:59 AM): Bc nobody knows if they can trust one another
thedreamersecret Hungerford (12:19:00 AM): your the only person ive talked to who has expressed
thedreamersecret Hungerford (12:19:17 AM): you trust me?
thedreamersecret Hungerford (12:19:17 AM): lol
James Rhine (12:19:38 AM): Yes
James Rhine (12:19:53 AM): You didn't tell Lydia that I told you she started the shit about you and Aisleyne
thedreamersecret Hungerford (12:20:08 AM): no she kept asking me but i never answered
thedreamersecret Hungerford (12:20:15 AM): she asked did ragan tell you this?
thedreamersecret Hungerford (12:20:20 AM): and i didnt want to open a door for her to be like
thedreamersecret Hungerford (12:20:24 AM): aaron fucking told me
thedreamersecret Hungerford (12:20:25 AM): what you said
thedreamersecret Hungerford (12:20:29 AM): blah blah

So with that in mind, we know Aaron was obviously the type to go after Sophie. Which quite frankly I am in some respects to, but it's too early in the game to pull that kinda move off. Even thought I have a deal with her. I can't trust her as far as I can throw her boobs, and I'm throwing those backwards.

Convo: Sophie and I
Sophie (8:26:15 PM): James :-)
James Rhine (8:28:23 PM): Hey Sophski!
Sophie (8:28:29 PM): Sophski <3
Sophie (8:28:33 PM): Love your nickname. So cute.
Sophie (8:28:44 PM): Well the nickname you have for me.
James Rhine (8:28:51 PM): hahaha anytime :-D I try to personaize everything :-D
Sophie (8:29:33 PM): ;-)
Sophie (8:29:36 PM): We need to get you one.
James Rhine (8:30:00 PM): ikr
James Rhine (8:30:05 PM): I dont have one :-(
Sophie (8:30:11 PM): :-(
Sophie (8:30:21 PM): How was the HoH? I don't think I remember asking you.
James Rhine (8:30:30 PM): I did it last night
James Rhine (8:30:34 PM): I dont think I won
James Rhine (8:30:38 PM): I think I did decent
James Rhine (8:30:43 PM): I was too slow typing it
Sophie (8:30:55 PM): Did it take you over a minute? I finished under half a minute.
James Rhine (8:31:05 PM): 61 seconds
James Rhine (8:31:09 PM): Yea you won easily
Sophie (8:31:34 PM): It's kind of nervewracking.
James Rhine (8:31:45 PM): Theres no way anybody even came close to you
James Rhine (8:31:58 PM): Im pretty sure I had one of the "top" scores and you demolished me
Sophie (8:32:17 PM): Don't tell anyone my time.
James Rhine (8:32:26 PM): Don't worry your time is safe with me :-D
James Rhine (8:32:46 PM): The only other person I know anyone's time is Aaron
James Rhine (8:32:53 PM): and he didnt even come close
Sophie (8:35:47 PM): I see.
James Rhine (8:36:07 PM): imo if we can get him on our side you'll be secure
James Rhine (8:36:30 PM): so I think you should try to work aaron into a deal if you can
Sophie (8:37:02 PM): i was thinking that last night.
James Rhine (8:38:01 PM): Well we now he evicted Lydiot
James Rhine (8:38:04 PM): *know
Sophie (8:38:25 PM): Mhm. I was also thinking how he HATES Lydiot.
Sophie (8:38:30 PM): And he evicted her as well.
James Rhine (8:38:34 PM): Honestly imo anyone who didnt evicted her is kinda dumb, so why not side with the people we know hate Lydiot
James Rhine (8:38:49 PM): the problem is we dont really have confirmation of those other votes
Sophie (8:38:54 PM): Exactly.
Sophie (8:38:58 PM): But so far I trust you.
James Rhine (8:39:13 PM): I love you to much to not trust you Sophski! :-D
Sophie (8:39:14 PM): And I do the feeling that Aaron was being genuine when he said that he wanted her gone.
James Rhine (8:39:23 PM): Aaron hates her
James Rhine (8:39:24 PM): so bad
James Rhine (8:39:37 PM): He was as pissed as I was when she stayed
Sophie (8:39:45 PM): What takes me back is how he has said that the veterans should go.
James Rhine (8:39:54 PM): Yea
Sophie (8:39:57 PM): But if I show him that I am willing to trust him and work with him I expect the same from him back.
Sophie (8:40:03 PM): Well not expect but HOPE.
James Rhine (8:40:17 PM): I think he's the only one who could lead the charge tho
James Rhine (8:40:29 PM): I think a good few people realize most of the other Vets are stupid as fuck
James Rhine (8:41:03 PM): So securing Aaron, basically secures your safety, because I dont see anybody who would want to go after you at this point
Sophie (8:42:28 PM): But getting Aaron 100% on this whole thing won't be as easy as we think. I have the feeling this is a good strategical player we're trying to sway. He might be set on just getting me out.
James Rhine (8:43:06 PM): I know if we can pull it off we'd be pulling of a titantically collasal move
James Rhine (8:43:20 PM): but as you said, how do we go about it
Sophie (8:43:29 PM): Strongest players coming together?
James Rhine (8:43:49 PM): But even still
James Rhine (8:43:59 PM): How can we be sure that works
James Rhine (8:44:04 PM): Unless we sell him something like
James Rhine (8:44:17 PM): "Look everyone knows you dont like me, if we teamed up nobody would have a clue"
Sophie (8:44:30 PM): That works.
Sophie (8:45:34 PM): I think we could even get a good solid alliance together if we bring Aisleyne onboard. I like this chick because she's not just all about getting a veteran out. She understands there's more to the game than just getting "veterans" out. You guys realize that if the "strong veterans" are out the next people on the chopping block are the ones that took the veterans out.
James Rhine (8:45:49 PM): Right
James Rhine (8:46:02 PM): I think if we solidified that four person alliance, we'd be unstoppable
James Rhine (8:46:11 PM): and I think Aisleyne will be quick to jump on board tbh
James Rhine (8:46:35 PM): Aaron is just a giant wildcard because its going to be really hard to sell this to him
Sophie (8:49:58 PM): if he's against this he will be pretty damn stupid.
James Rhine (8:50:12 PM): It should be an easy sell if you get HoH especially
Sophie (8:50:26 PM): we're putting an alliance of the strongest people all-around.
James Rhine (8:50:31 PM): Right
James Rhine (8:50:42 PM): And if he goes against it
James Rhine (8:50:43 PM): he's dead
Sophie (8:51:11 PM): I don't want to threaten anyone about it. But come on!
James Rhine (8:51:23 PM): He should kinda know tho
Sophie (9:07:25 PM): i'll be waiting for him to get online tonight.
James Rhine (9:07:35 PM): He was on a little bit ago
James Rhine (9:07:50 PM): Idk if we should pull a group chat or what
Sophie (9:07:58 PM): Individually first.
James Rhine (9:08:04 PM): thats what I was about to say
James Rhine (9:08:17 PM): group chats a little risky

So the jist, I think Sophie and I are going to at least bring Aisleyne into the fold tomorrow. It could be a good or bad thing. Obviously Ash and I are dedicated to PFHMS at heart, but this alliance offers a lot of protection for the current time. And I believe that group of four is probably the group who wants to be here the most.

HoH #2: Memory Wall.
So we walk outside into the backyard, and we see this large black curtain draped over some sort of tv like object. We each are instructed to take a stand at the giant podium thing, but they boxed it in completely, so that we couldn't see each other.

Porsche:"The power is up for grabs! Aisleyne, as outgoing HoH, you are not eligible to compete. This competition is called Memory Wall. You will each be shown a series of images on the tv, that is from the memory wall. You will lock in an answer for each HG. After you lock in all your answers, you will be shown a green light for correctness, or a red light for inaccuracy. If you recieve a red light, you must restart the competition. You will do this, until you finish. The person who completes this task in the fastest amount of time will become the new HoH.

Results:
Porsche:"It's down to Sophie and James. James time was... 61 seconds!"
"Congratulations Sophie! You are the new Head of Household!"

Ugh! I got 3rd place in the HoH! I'm frustrated, but I'm not. Being HoH in the first few weeks sucks because the nominees are generally inactives, but I really want to win a competition. Here's hoping I get to play in the Veto this week!

Anyways, if anyone was going to win HoH, I'm glad it was Sophie, at least for now, I know I'm safe and that I can probably keep the PFHMS safe. Considering she did this challenge in 29 seconds though is unbeliveable. I'm really starting to feel she WILL need to be a person to backdoor. I'm on her good side for now and that's all that counts. As for the other aspects of the HoH, PFHMS FAILED. How do Briguy and Sarah get 8th and 9th? Is that a joke? OMFG, of course I'm in an alliance with people that are going to absolutely suck. At least it's going to be easy to take them to the end.

As for Drew and April, I feel kinda bad they didn't do HoH. Of course after the competition, Lydiot comes to me and complains about how she's going up again when she didn't do anything. Albeit, she claims she has a parasite, but I honestly don't care. I sware she is probably the dumbest person in this game right now.

Anyways, it's 3:30, I'm tired, and I need some MLK sleep. Overall the only thing I recognize I need to do better is, not talk strategy to so many people. Right now it's mainly Aaron and Sophie that I'm spreading it to, but still I need to be cognissant of what I say in order to remain high in everyones eyes. yeah I'm rambling like a Rican.

Veto King OUT!

[Porsche Briggs]

--- Ok before I continue, I want to know. How often should I log AIM convos? Like most of my AIM convos only have a few interesting things and everything else is just social game. Just wondering since I just summarize these snippets below.

Essentially I'm looking for strategic convos. The ones you've posted are good. Also if you have a convo that you just think is hilarious and could make a good off-tangent moment in the episodes, you can post that as well.

[James Rhine]

Week #2: Have/Have Not Competition

1. Which veteran was more entertaining in their season's episodes? RAGAN, or DINO?
This is a tough one. I'm going to say Dino, but if I miss one, it'll be this one.

2. Which Week 1 nominee most deserves to remain in the game? JEN, or LYDIA?
I want to say Jen, but I have to say Lydia since she did better in the RtS, and is more active.

3. Which housemate is the better blonde? MICHELLE, or APRIL?
Michelle easily!

4. Which male housemate would you rather see in a speedo? DREW, or JAMES?
I'm not trying to sound conceited but it's obviously me. Nobody can find the leaked nude pic of me, and everybody wants it.

5. Which BBUK housemate has the coolest accent? AARON, or AISLEYNE?
"I'm the Ghetto Princess" If it's not Aisleyne, then the other housemates clearly picked Aaron since he won UK last year.

6. Which housemate is more likely to lose this competition? SARAH, or BRIAN?
Sarah did the comp in almost 8 minutes, I'll be shocked if she isn't the majority. Love You Sar Bear! <3

I would normally follow this up with my Day 9 DR, but I'm tried, so I'll post my Day 9 DR around noon time. If I do that hopefully I'll have better ideas in my head in order to really start spicing up these entries!

RhineMan Out!

[James Rhine]

Day #9: I Come From an Island Down Under

Totally hooked on this song, Hot 100 #1 from 29 Years Ago! <3


Anyways, I know what the houseguests mean when they say there's so much down time in this game. Oh My God, I feel like all I ever do is talk about random stuff with people. There wasn't a ton of strategic conversations at play yesterday, and honestly I'd post my conversation with Lydia but it's basically about how she's been forcing herself to throw up, so as bad as that is, I could flip the script and turn it into a hysterical convo, but that's totally NSFE. Anyways, that in mind. Time for opinions!

Lydia:
I never know where to begin with this girl. Seriously, she's so dumb, somebody needs to do this to her.

We talked about how colorful her puke was? Oh My God, this conversation sucked. I think she might be beulemic, so I feel bad making fun of her for it, but she's still going around telling everyone she thinks the HoH is a bitch. You think she'd learn considering when she went around fabricating lies about Aisleyne it got her ass nominated. Dear God, I bet Snooki could play a better game than she is. Lydiot clearly needs a name upgrade, how bout Lydiass.

Aaron:
I'm continuing to keep good lines of communication open with Aaron. What makes this even better is that I've told Sophie and Aaron specific things about the other and neither knows. This puts me in a FANTASTIC spot, because I have two people's trust and they are slightly at odds with one another. I still want to pull off this deal with Ash-Aaron-Sophie-Self, because it would give PFHMS way more leverage given the circumstances of the last eviction. Regardless, last night Aaron and I talked about what Sophie is going to do. Apparently Sophie told him, "I'm nominating people who will help me down the road"

Ragan:
The only other person I talked with yesterday, I'm including him because we had a slightly funny convo yesterday. (Except for Brian and Sarah but we talked of nothing interesting)

James Rhine (1:42:51 AM): <---- has never worked =-O
raganstormbb (1:42:58 AM): how old r u
James Rhine (1:43:01 AM): 17
raganstormbb (1:43:07 AM): coolio
raganstormbb (1:43:10 AM): awe ur a baby jk haha
James Rhine (1:43:20 AM): >
James Rhine (1:46:12 AM): The perks of being 17
raganstormbb (1:46:31 AM): cause when your.....15 somebody tells you they love you, your gunna believe them
James Rhine (1:46:37 AM): no
James Rhine (1:46:38 AM): no
James Rhine (1:46:39 AM): no
James Rhine (1:46:40 AM): no
James Rhine (1:46:41 AM): gtfo
James Rhine (1:46:43 AM): jk
James Rhine (1:46:51 AM): Taylor Swift
raganstormbb (1:46:51 AM): :-!
James Rhine (1:46:56 AM): can be knocked out ]
James Rhine (1:47:01 AM): with the biggest rock
James Rhine (1:47:08 AM): in existence
James Rhine (1:47:23 AM): <---------------- not really a T. Swift fan
James Rhine (1:47:35 AM): except for that one song
James Rhine (1:49:03 AM): Which ever one she was jumping on the bed
James Rhine (1:49:15 AM): with that t-shirt "Junior Jewels"
James Rhine (1:49:17 AM): :-D
raganstormbb (1:49:25 AM): lol :-D
raganstormbb (1:49:30 AM): your silly
James Rhine (1:49:36 AM): I try :-P
James Rhine (1:50:04 AM): Jame's Junior Jewels were much sexier as Sophomore Jewels
raganstormbb (1:50:36 AM): lol :-P
raganstormbb (1:50:39 AM): your amazing <3
raganstormbb (1:50:46 AM): well im off to shower babes, ill talk to you tomorrow
James Rhine (1:50:53 AM): mmk night ragas

^ That convo, is just one example of how I'm playing the best social game in the house. As far as I know, everyone like me! Of course it's Big Brother, and people could be lying, but I'm hoping that me, making myself out to be this slutty, whimsical character will downplay my own intelligence, and keep me off the radar and safe in the coming weeks.

Nominations Ceremony:
Sophie: "Welcome to the second nominations ceremony. As HoH, it's my duty to nominate two people for eviction this week."
*Fast Forwards through all the keys being pull*
Sarah, you are safe.

Sophie: "I have nominated April and Lydia for eviction. I think these nominations are kind of predictable, but oh well, so be it. With that said this nominations ceremony is adjourned."

I didn't get my key last this time! ;D



Overall, I'm kinda worried about the initial nominations. These nominations cannot help Sophie down the road. They will both be gone before jury more likely than not. Something is not adding up given what Aaron told me, and if I had to bet my money, Sophie wants to backdoor somebody. I really really really want to play in this Veto competition and win, because Sophie cannot be given the option to backdoor anybody unless I have a say in it. The other thing with Sophie, is that I feel in her nominations speech, she really tried to downplay her intelligence. I know, that girl is calculated, and if everybody else doesn't know this, then they've spent too much time down in their basement on their bong.

Anyways, it's technically still Day 9, so I'm going to "bed"!
Goodnight DR!

[James Rhine]

Day #10: "Oh boy Sarah, let's have sex on the food!"

What's sad is Sarah and I having sex in the storage room was probably the highlight of my day yesterday. Thank God the live feeds were cut, because that was some really hot sex. We made damn sure to soil all the fruits in the house. I can't wait for Lydiass and Brian to go for the bananas and grapes. They'll never have a clue Sarah and I left our mark on them!

Have/Have-Not Results:
Wow, yet again, Lydia fails at this game. Your suppose to vote with the majority, not based on who you feel is the correct answer. God she's so simple minded. I feel incredibly dumb for saying she deserved to be here more than Jen, but I mean... at least Lydiot can speak. Pretty sure the only thing Jen knows how to say is "I-S-U-C-K!"

Anyways I totally knew I looked better in a speedo! I mean come on I totally beat Drew size wise, according to Sar Bear and Brian anyways!

Have Nots: Aaron, Lydiot, Jen, April, Drew and Ragan. These nomineees really need to quit sucking. Wake up and play the game, instead of playing with yourself!

Jist: I'm totally stoked not to be a Have-Not. It means more food for me, but more smelly farts in this house. Gosh silly people with their slop gas. PFHMS 4/4 Haves!

Anyways, my reaction to the PoV drawings:


Oh My God, I am livid beyond belief! I don't care if he is my ally! Brian gets to play in the PoV again! Grrr! This is totally unfair, I'm stuck here watching a bunch of idiots, who have absolutely no idea what they're doing play in a Veto Comp. Brian will more likely than not try to cram the blocks up his ass, given the fact he's into rimming and anal sex. T_T Then you got Drew, who wasn't even smart enough to look at the memory wall during the HoH competition playing, and Jen? All she learned in school was how to do splits and be dumb, basically Karen Smith. (Yes I made a Mean Girls reference) I hate your dice roller Porsche! I hate it!

Anyways, I haven't talked to much of anyone today, so I'll do some more bitching. (About PoV players) You guys need to fill up these episodes somehow.

Lydia:
This is Lydia irl:


Oh My God. I don't understand this girl. "Hi my name's Lydia, I refuse to compete in any competitions, and then just bitch about how I always get nominated. I play absolutely no social game. People should just like me because I want to blow Jessie's cock!"

I sware, I hope she royally screws up, so we have a GOOD reason to vote her out. I'm so sick of this delusional nut case. Her elevator does not go all the way to the top. Hell it probably doesn't even reach the 1st floor.

Jen:
I think I've said it about 70 times now, but this girl... I could have more fun in my Calculus class, the same class I routinely fall asleep in, and then wake up to a ruler across my cheek. Every single IM conversation I have ever had with her, has been about 4 lines. Give me a rock, a pillow, a desk, any inanimate object you can name, and I guarantee you, that I can have a more interesting conversation with it. I could talk to a pillow about how soft and friendly it is. I can tell a rock how well built it is. The only thing I can tell Jen is how absent minded she is. I don't think she knows she's in the game. She probably is too bust thinking about all the different ways she can break her face by doing a Cheer Pyramid.

Drew:
I know Drew is playing the game, but I hate him. I know that he's playing the under the radar strategy, because I'm fully aware that he's a calculated player, but right now he ain't showing up. He's running around this house pretending to be some dumb jock with the IQ of a block and the body of Hercules, but in reality he's very calculated. I'm just so frustrated somebody that really doesn't want to play hard right now is getting to play in these comps, when I'm sitting on the sidelines, ready to be the Veto King of this game. Ugh, if Sophie wins I'm going to talk to her about backdooring Drew.

April:
Oh sweet, sweet April. She's too good for this game. She thinks she on some carnival ride, and that it's just time for her to get off. Yet another player who doesn't care. If she wasn't likeable, I'd want her out. Let's be honest, she's about as useful as my fingernail. She's only here so that you can bite her when your nervous, and use her when you have nobody else to use. In short, April is just not cut out for this, but I hope she wins this Veto.

Running out of things for the day, I'll have Day 11 up sometime, hopefully before Day 12 starts!

[James Rhine]

Added a Have/Have-Nots section close to top. I knew I was forgetting something yesterday. Day 11 entry is in progress. It'll be up in an hour or two. Day 12 should be up tonight, and eviction vote and goodbye messages will follow.

[James Rhine]

Day 11: Building Focks

Today was completely about the PoV. Sarah and I were going to have sex in the Candy room, but Big Brother told us that if we didn't stop we'd get penalty votes whenever we get nominated. (What is wrong with you Big Brother, Brenchal had sex ALL the time, but we can't!? )

So everybody walks outside, and we see 6 giant booths in the backyard. All of them boxed in so you couldn't see what was going on.

Porsche: "For today's veto competition, you need to build the highest stack of blocks possible! But be careful... if you make a mistake, it could all come crumbling down!"

So, what we were told is that we had to watch the six veto players stack a bunch of blocks, and whoever could stack the most would be the winner of the Golden Power of Veto. After all the Veto Players got locked into their boxes, Big Brother was kind enough to bring us some TV's to watch the Veto competition.

The competition starts, and the first thing I see if Lydia's fake platinum hair start throwing the blocks OUT of her box.


Are you kidding me!? I'm DYING to play in a Veto Comp, and this silly wench, who's nominated for the second week in a row, has the audacity to basically disqualify herself from the competition, yet she expects everyone to vote to keep her this week? This is absolutely ridiculous. I am PISSED. Can we please just evict her now. I'm so over this three year old.

15 minutes in:
So we're watching Jen's television, and I'm shocked she's managed to get about 20 stacked and all of a sudden, they all come tumbling down. Clearly she didn't take any care when she stacked her blocks, but at least her performance was better than my expectation for her.

Porsche: "Sorry Jen, you have been eliminated from the competition."

20 minutes:
Now we're fixated on April's screen since she's doing the best of everyone so far. I'm really hoping April can pull one out and win this PoV. I have this feeling in the pit of my gut that if she stays up on the block with Lydiass, she's going home. Just like with Jen, all of a sudden her tower of blocks comes tumbling down.

Porsche: "Sorry April, you have been eliminated from the competition."

Another competition the nominees cannot win.



30 minutes in:

Three are left, and thus far, this is the most pathetic Veto attempt I've seen from anyone. Two have just failed, and one quit. Then Brian, possibly the most useless leg of our PFHMS alliance, stops stacking and just leaves... WHY... WHY CAN'T WE HAVE PEOPLE PLAY IN THE VETO THAT ACTUALLY WANT TO PLAY!!!!! I was totally right about Brian shoving the blocks up his ass. Ugh!

1 hour:
So at this point, the competition has become pretty anti-climatic. Sophie stacked about 350 blocks and has been unstacking them for sometime, and Drew finished 25 blocks about 25 minutes ago. It's basically all dependent on how careful Sophie is in her stacking.

1 hour and 30 minutes:
*Sophie exits her room*
Porsche: "Congratulations Sophie, with 350 blocks you are the winner of the Golden Power of Veto!"



Yes!!!! Sophie wins the PoV! All the power remains in the PFHMS hands for yet another week. While Sophie isn't a member, she clearly holds the same beliefs that we do. So to have her win this Veto is very crucial. Had anyone aside from Brian won it, who knows what would have happen. Anyways, The PoV ceremony will be tomorrow, and then I will get to evict Lydiot. She's been in this house 11 days too long.

MoonsRhiner Out!

[James Rhine]

I know the voting deadline has been moved back to 4, but I'm going to go ahead and vote before posting the Day #12 DR, just because I'll feel safer that way.

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*Walks into DR*

Porsche: "Hi James"

Hi Porshce!

Porsche: "Please cast your vote to evict"

I vote to evict LYDIASS

Porsche: "Thank You James"

Let this house have half a brain this eviction.

[James Rhine]

Goodbye Messages: Week 2

Lydiot:

Lydia, I'm sorry about your parasite, but I have to be honest. You SUCK at this game. You never listened to a word I said, and you never competed. You just ran around and complained about both HoH's being bitches which is the exact opposite of what you should be doing after someone wins HoH. Keeping you around at this point is like raising a child that isn't your own. It's awkward, it's a bitch, and it's a pain in the ass. I really tried to have a good relationship with you Lydia, but towards the end you just got on my nerves, and it's why I had to evict you. Sorry, and best of luck!

April:

April if your getting this, then this house has a combined IQ of negative 1000. I will be absolutely livid, if the house keeps a girl who confuses her pubes for tattoos for another week. If you end up walking out the door tonight, just know that I'm going to go out there and win an HoH and get revenge on these spineless jellyfish who want to keep a five year old in the house. If April ends up in the shower, at least we'll get May flowers for this next week.... maybe! Bye April!

[James Rhine]

Day #12: "Lydia should take the Veto and shove it up her ass"

So Sophie won the Veto yesterday! PFHMS are 2/2 on the Vetos! Overall I'm grinning from ear to ear. We have this tattoo hepatitis infected skank in her place and I hope during this Veto Meeting Sophie knocks her socks off. I mean Sophie is the Killah so far.

Sophie: "Welcome everyone to the 2nd Power of Veto Meeting. Lydia and April have both been nominated for eviction, but as winner of the Power of Veto, I have the option to remove one of my own nominations. If I do so I will be forced to name a replacement nominee."

"This is honestly not a difficult decision for me, I am not using the veto. At the same time I'd like to plead the house that when you cast your vote think out of respect for April and the host. Lydia has not been active and hasn't competed. There's no point in keeping dead weight. If we are all truly competitors and want to win against the best then Lydia is definitely the person that has to go this week. There's nothing more irritating than inactive and worthless houseguests. Good luck with your decisions. And good luck April."



This is astounding. Not only did Sophie not use the Veto, she freaking told the house to keep April!? OMFG!! I love Sophie to death! Lydiot's out the door tomorrow!

Sorry for the short entry, but I'm running out of things to bitch about for the week!

MoonShriner out!

[James Rhine]

Day #13: Lydiot Evicted

Porsche: "Houseguests the votes are in. When I reveal the vote, the evicted houseguest will have just a few moments to gather her belongings, say her goodbyes, and walk out the front door."

"By a vote... of 10-0"

"Lydia"

"You have been evicted from the Big Brother house. I'm coming to get you!"

Lydiot has finally been evicted!?!?!?


We've been trying to get Lydia out for what seems like 67 eons, and finally we did it. Bye Lydiot! Don't let the door... or your tattoos hit you on the way out!



Anyways, after Lydia walked out the door, the PFHMS all celebrated by making the Illuminati symbol (Since we run the house) and then we LOL'ed to death when we heard absolutely no applause upon Lydia's eviction. Must have been an extremely awkward interview for you Porsch Porsch. Now that the evil is gone, it's time to go out there and do an HoH. Until tomorrow!

MoonShriner out!