Episode 2

[Sarah Hrejsa]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG LYDIOT STAYED!!!!

FREAKING OUT Y'ALL!!

Oh, did I do that? Yeah, I'm actually fucking STOKED that she stayed! She's a complete pawn and she's someone who will target people not named me. I didn't think she'd stay, but as I said, I'm very happy she stayed, especially by a 7-5 vote count, because I told everyone but Lydia I wasn't keeping her, so most people count me in that number, but in reality I did keep her. Everyone seems to believe me, although of course it's possible they're all lying, but they seem to be legit.

And on the other, less relevant note of eviction, Dan left 9-4, which surprised me, I thought Jen would leave. However, this was a pleasant surprise, as Dan is a major threat in challenges and a good manipulator, and Jen isn't. She isn't oblivious or anything, and she's a pretty solid player, but there are far bigger fish in the pond to fry than her, and she's someone who I KNOW if I make a deal with, I can take it to the bank.

So after eviction, Michelle approached me completely dumbfounded that her vote "tipped the scales" one way or another. Michelle is someone who seems to be very trustworthy, and also is not swimming in alliances already, so I took a chance on her and told her the truth--that I kept Lydia, too. This may bite me, but I don't want to be tied to the PFHMS, even though I named it, because I don't trust this group 100%.

I already kind of touched on this last week, but Aisleyne made herself a glaring target this week by coming after Lydia so hardcore, and I still believe she has some sort of agreement with Sophie, so I don't give her a ton of information that she can use, because I don't Sophie getting a read on me in the game.

James, on the other hand, is playing too hard too fast and doing a very, very poor job of hiding it. After he saw the eviction thread, he said he "badly wanted HoH even though it would put him in an awful position", claiming that everyone but Michelle and Dino have approached him for deals. This is all well and good, but I'm pretty sure HE, not the others, initiated most of those deals. I do think his loyalty is to PFHMS, but he's definitely well insulated by allies if the PFHMS falters.

On Brian's front, his stock rose significantly today, because he has similar views on James and Aisleyne and trusted me enough to open up to me about his concerns. He feels Aisleyne/Sophie have a deal(I'm 99.9% sure they do), and he feels James is spreading himself too thin and involved with them somehow(as do I), so I have reason to believe he trusts me a lot,since he divulged this to me, so if I had to pick someone right now whose safety is my #1 priority, it would be Brian's due to our mutual caution when it comes to our allies Aisleyne and James.

Also, James tonight, being the supergenius that he is, suggests that Brian and I offer Aaron a deal, since he's "In our boat" about Lydia, while he, James, and Aisleyne make one with Sophie, because he feels he can control Sophie's nominations...WRONG. No one, I repeat, no one can put a muzzle on Luis Reilly. Don't try to suffocate him, James, it'll be the end of you. And additionally, Aisleyne and Sophie ALREADY have a deal more than likely, so you're not exactly pulling out innovative new inventions out of that head of yours.

James also said to me that his targets if he were to win HoH would be Dino, Michelle, Lydia, and Jen, which annoys me, these are people I like. Brian also said he'd target Jen, so the only way Jen's really safe at all is if she wins HoH, and I honestly don't see that happening. I was real with Brian and told him I would keep Jen in the game if he were to nominate her.

And while all this drama is going on in PFHMS, I make a deal with Jen, but keep it to myself, tell Lydia to keep the fact I kept her to herself, and make a deal with Michelle. April and Ragan also seem to be an alliance of some sort, and they seem to really like me, so I will continue to be friendly with them. So, all in all, I may be deluded to think this, but on the surface, it looks like I'm in a pretty good position in the house right now, so hopefully things stay that way for awhile.

[Sarah Hrejsa]

1. Which veteran was more entertaining in their season's episodes? DINO?
2. Which Week 1 nominee most deserves to remain in the game? JEN,
3. Which housemate is the better blonde? MICHELLE,
4. Which male housemate would you rather see in a speedo? or JAMES?
5. Which BBUK housemate has the coolest accent? AISLEYNE?
6. Which housemate is more likely to lose this competition? SARAH

[Sarah Hrejsa]

Well, this has definitely been a quieter week than last, although maybe that's attributed to my borderline inactiveness this week(Sorry, Porsche. )

So, for starters. I lolfailed that HoH, which I'd rather not speak of because well, it failed worse than Southerners calling The Civil War the War of Northern Aggression. In fact, my time was so laughable it made the seals juggling bouncy balls on their noses at the circus look serious.

So, we exit eviction, and Dan and Emma leave the house. I'm thrilled about both these exits. Dan is a bigger threat than Jen, and my risk seems to, key word being seems to, have paid off. James, Brian, Sophie, and Aisleyne all think I was one of the five votes to keep Emma, when in reality I wasn't, I believe Drew was the fifth vote, not me.

So, obviously The PFHMS alliance is all like "OMG WHY IS LYDIOT STILL HERE FREAKING OUT Y'ALL" while I'm sitting there literally bawling my eyes out because I'm laughing so hard! Why are you having a conniption over someone so utterly useless?

But whatever, as long as the fingers don't point to me, I'm fine with it.

So Sophie literally insta-kills the HoH and sets her sights on Lydiot. These people's obsessions with her is kinda ridiculous not gonna lie. She poses no threat to anyone. So then we have a Have/Have-Not Competition where I am comically awarded the title of "Most likely to lose this competition", and what do I do? I come out with a perfect score!

BOW DOWN TO SARAH HREJSA BITCHES...OH wait it was Majority Rules nvm nothing to celebrate about. Oh well I don't win comps. enough so I always celebrate in an overzealous manner when I do well at them.

Sorry my ADD is kicking in as it's 2:30 AM and I'm writing this in a very tired state.

So, between HoH and Veto, James continued to subtly prove to me why I can't trust him to the end of this game.

After HoH, James spoke about an alliance Aisleyne formed with him, Sophie, and Aaron, claiming it was "The Strong People" while this leads me to believe he has some loyalty to me, I think he definitely has this group's best interests at heart. Aisleyne for sure is on this side over mine.

So that leaves me in an interesting position. Most of this house trusts me, or claims to, but I don't trust them. The one person I do trust right now fully is Brian, because he also voiced distaste and concerns over James' constant early game dealing and Aisleyne's attachment to Sophie. Both of these things need to be monitored and dealt with.

Then Sophie wins PoV and predictably does not use it, and she, like Aisleyne, if their alliance wasn't already obvious, campaigned for Lydia to leave in public, and this time I think the diva duo will get their wish. Aisleyne, James, Brian, Aaron, and Drew are definitely evicting Lydia, and Sophie's 6th tiebreaking vote would make the difference. I'd consider keeping Lydiot again, but if I double cross my alliance a second time, I think people will start connecting the dots.

Therefore, this week I will be evicting Lydia from the house, because April likes me a lot I feel, and would keep me safe for a long period of time. Additionally, if Lydia doesn't stay, or does and I again tip the scales, my alliance, which consists of very powerful individuals whom I do not want to combat on my own right now,will start realizing that I'm the liar making them all point fingers at one another. When it comes to HoH next week, I'd feel safest if I, Michelle, Jen, or Brian won.