Episode #04 - Ghetto Army, Unite! ~

[Saggy Vagina]

This week I need to solidify my army ready for this war, not as a whole alliance but just so they can be my ghetto soldiers and do my bidding whenever I need.

THE GHETTO ARMY ~



Sergeant Tits ~

My second in command and one I trust the most, Sophie is my ideal final 2 right now and she's ready for this battle.



Corporal Hrejsa ~

Sarah is needed to bring the sweet smile and state of elegance to this army and with her social ways she's going to find out all the information i'm going to need to launch my attacks.



Private Dinosaur ~

My secret showmance and one I can rely on for 100% trust. His competition skill is slowly coming through but through training he's going to be a valuable weapon to me.



Private Daniels ~

The one with the power that I need right now but he's showing his strength in comps, this is something I need to keep close right now, but later down the line he will have to become a victim of battle.

If my plan all goes correctly this should, including myself, be the final 5. Through battles and taking down the people I need out, leaving this as the final 5 should place me in a pretty good position.

Beware of the Ghetto Army ~

[Saggy Vagina]

Picky Pinata

I give 1 piece to everyone

Tie Breaker - 23

[Saggy Vagina]

*Walks into the DR and slowly sits down on the chair*

This week is becoming harder than I imagined.

So following Drew's win he came to me and told me Sophie and I had nothing to worry about and that we'd both be safe this week. He then went through a process of elimination to decide his nominations and it left Aaron, Brian, James & Sarah. If i'm honest I loved this potential, I could work this and try and get the work I need done as blood on his hands, but I couldn't sway him too much as if it got out it would highly damage my position with that stupid hot mess slut alliance or w/e it is. Anyway, I let him vent to me and gave him slight hints to do Brian/James, but he didn't pick them up and settled on Brian/Sarah, 50%, it'll do for now, he then left and went to work out in the garden.

Then it really kicked off.

Brian, James and Sarah all gathered me in the bedroom for a crisis meeting, I had to laugh. James thought he knew the ins and outs of everything that was going on and was believing everything Aaron was feeding him, that Drew knew of an alliance, that he thought we kept Dino because he's with us 4, I just acted shocked, whilst little did he know, I knew everything that was going on. Anyway, this went on for some time and they were all flipping out so I was like fuck this and politely told them I needed my beauty sleep, I tried to calm them down first and then headed off.

Then the nominations I always knew to happen, did. Drew<3 This kid trusts me a hell of a lot and wants Brian gone this week. I will be more than happy to send Brian packing. James will go into a tail spin and cling to me for his life in this game. If Brian comes off the block I can get Drew to stick James up there and hopefully the HoH week I had planned out for myself comes true at someone else's hand

[Saggy Vagina]

Drew: (02:27:53) I think Aaron/Brian are good final nominees.

Why is this sentence so good and a mastermind move of the Ghetto Princess? Find out tomorrow

[Saggy Vagina]

So during the POV the rest of the house was sequestered as the veto players competed so I just lounged around the house, took a shower and hung out in the living room in my bikini posing as much as possible to secure those all important post BB modelling deals. Anyway, after the competition was over Drew again came to me straight away and said we need to talk, he took me into the storage room and I seductively started eating a banana as he spoke to me, although my seducing ways were quickly over with the information he started to tell me.

He handed me a note from Aaron, that I had apparently sent to Aaron, it read;

Hey Aaron. I've been going back and forth about this, but Sophie and I have had a deal for a while now. I was pulling some strings and getting Brian, and Sarah to do what I wanted. They're both nominated, and it seems Drew is on to us. With this in mind, would you mind joining me and Sophie? I'm trying to pick up Dino as well, and hopefully we can just dispose of Brian and Sarah, and the four of us can run the house.

I had to laugh. This isn't even my writing or how I talk. Aaron was trying to frame me and was going 100% the wrong way about it. Drew believed me and told me I had nothing to worry about he was just giving me a heads up, he left the storage room and I took in deep breathes to calm myself before I left the room, smashing Aaron's favourite cup on the way out, oops.

[Saggy Vagina]

After Drew's insightful storage room talk I had to go and work out to release my frustration, I had seen Aaron talking again to Drew but didn't interfere as I knew Drew would more than likely tell me everything that was being said, and I was right. Drew came out into the backyard, placed his shades on and summoned me over to the seating area, I wiped the sweat from my brow and strutted over placing my shades on as well.

I could tell Drew was visibly annoyed and I placed my hand on his leg as he began to speak. He opened up and told me everything. Aaron was trying hardcore to get me backdoored, I mean hardcore.

*Flashback starts as Drew voices over the action*

(9:17:01 PM) Aaron Allard-Morgan: yeah it will be a big move
(9:18:27 PM) Aaron Allard-Morgan: and i think after this eviction jury starts
(9:20:03 PM) Aaron Allard-Morgan: Ais is practically playing Godfather right now
(9:20:13 PM) Aaron Allard-Morgan: She thinks she has what 6 people wrapped around her finger and theres 10 left
(9:20:27 PM) Aaron Allard-Morgan: and whoever is gonna leave between sarah or brian i would be her 6th

*Flashback ends*

Playing godfather? Thanks! I like to think i'm running this house too Anyway, Drew was pissed as Aaron wouldn't shut up and kept going on about it and I played on this and my fears about how Aaron will turn on anyone, how we're due an endurance competition and if we have it he will more than likely win and send me packing. I played hard on Drew's fears and he slowly began to listen more closely. Then the master plan took shape. I told Drew to take down Sarah and place Aaron up, only if he wanted to of course and after a few seconds, he took to it. I told him to go and speak to Sarah. He hugged me and set off to find Sarah. I waited for him to go inside then just looked up into the sky and said to myself;

No one messes with the Ghetto Princess ~

[Saggy Vagina]

So, James is trying to get me backdoored too, haaaaa.

I'm such a victim

[Saggy Vagina]

How To Spot A Fake PM Masterclass #1





Today than yesterday? Ok

Nice try James

[Saggy Vagina]

So why the change from Aaron to James? Simple. Aaron had some sketchy details but after he talked to James every lie magically had more backing, James also provided the worst screenshots i've ever seen and he's better in challenges than Aaron, so James has to go.

I spoke with Aaron post POV ceremony and he said he'd never felt so dumb and that after everything he was evicting James, haaaa, ok Aaron we'll see. The votes that we have so far to send James packing are, April, Dino, Sophie & Myself, 4/7 he's #Done. Aaron said he's also evicting him, I think Sarah will too and Michelle, well who gives a fuck about her, but to send James packing 7-0 after he tried to get me out the door so hard will just be amazing.

No one fucks with the ghetto ~