Episode Five

[Brian Hart]

So, April wants to nominate Sophie/Dino, and asked me to vote to evict Sophie, and I'm like...

OMFG HELLZ YEAH!

If Sophie does win veto, i do NOT want to see Dino leave this game. I'm losing allies left and right. First Ray Ray, then James, Aisleyne can GTFO. I'm down to Dino and Sarah, and Dino is possibly aligned with Aisleyne and Sophie. Which, as soon as one of them GTFOs, then Dino will have to stand by me.

[Brian Hart]

I'm a have not. The pig's head or whatever the FUCK it is is making me not want to eat my Cool Ranch Doritos. The negative looks cool, but the person is creepy. And since this season's twist is "Brian Hart competes in EVERY VETO COMPETITION", I have a disadvantage. I CAN'T WIN A COMPETITION WITH AN EVEN PLAYING FIELD. Sophie picking Aisleyne just proves that they are working together.

[Brian Hart]

This is my 4 1/2 long convo with Dino. (1 hour I left to watch Fringe)

I added him on Tumblr, and I think i have like, real feelings for him. WHY THE FUCK DOES HE HAVE TO LIVE IN A COMPUTER? When i'm on the real Big brother, I hope a duo twist unites us. Am I like, a stalker? All the good men are straight or on the interwebs.

[17:32] cubchoohouse: DINU!
[17:46] Dino Delic: BRIANN
[17:46] cubchoohouse: Sorry i wasn't on yesterday
[17:46] cubchoohouse: I missed you <3
[17:46] Dino Delic: it's okay <3
[17:46] Dino Delic: i knooow
[17:47] cubchoohouse: brb
[17:47] Dino Delic: i have to head out to a neighborhood watch meeting ttys <3 ill brb too haha
[19:10] cubchoohouse: DINU!
[19:12] Dino Delic: HAY briunnn
[19:14] cubchoohouse: I'm sorry to see you on teh block.
[19:14] Dino Delic: thanks
[19:14] Dino Delic: we just keep switching back and forth <3
[19:14] cubchoohouse: At least we're never on at the same time
[19:15] Dino Delic: yess<33
[19:15] Dino Delic: way to think positrively
[19:15] cubchoohouse: I am making ur sign now
[19:15] cubchoohouse: Cuz I keep forgetting
[19:16] cubchoohouse: I look ugly and the pic was half cut off T_T
[19:16] cubchoohouse: im tryin again
[19:16] Dino Delic: YAY
[19:16] Dino Delic: hahaha
[19:16] Dino Delic: im sure you do notttt
[19:17] cubchoohouse: it was a bad angle
[19:17] cubchoohouse: i looked like an 80 year old grandmother
[19:18] Dino Delic: hawt! just my type <3
[19:18] Dino Delic: lmfao
[19:18] cubchoohouse: I HAVE TAKEN THIS PIC 20 TIMEs
[19:18] cubchoohouse: SOEMTHIGN ALWAYS FUCKS UOP
[19:18] Dino Delic: hahahahhah
[19:18] Dino Delic: it's fate =[
[19:21] cubchoohouse: I finally got a good one, but I'm not smiling well, so you're gonna deal with it ok?
[19:21] Dino Delic: bahaah
[19:21] Dino Delic: yes yes
[19:21] Dino Delic: im sure any of them would have been dandy
[19:22] cubchoohouse: I just wanna reach thru the screen, pull you out, and kiss you
[19:23] Dino Delic: ahahaha
[19:23] Dino Delic: thatd defeat the law of interwebz
[19:23] cubchoohouse: but it would be so romantic <3
[19:23] cubchoohouse: It would greatly benefit Long Distance relationships, and traveling
[19:24] Dino Delic: enormously <#
[19:24] Dino Delic: <3
[19:25] cubchoohouse: speakings of enormous...
[19:25] Dino Delic: bahahahah
[19:25] Dino Delic: you're funny
[19:26] cubchoohouse: WTF
[19:26] cubchoohouse: I tried uploading it
[19:27] cubchoohouse: And something went wrong im trying again
[19:27] Dino Delic: omg
[19:27] Dino Delic: brb crying irl
[19:27] Dino Delic: haha
[19:27] Dino Delic: your cpu h8s me
[19:27] Dino Delic: forever
[19:27] cubchoohouse: i54.tinypic.com/4vpu6p.jpg
[19:29] Dino Delic: d'aww :') how adorbs are you!
[19:30] cubchoohouse: Btw,...I'm NOT 23....I'm 17 on Tuesday
[19:30] Dino Delic: omg you're only 16?!
[19:30] Dino Delic: omg
[19:30] Dino Delic: omg im older than you?
[19:30] Dino Delic: omg
[19:30] Dino Delic: what just happened
[19:30] cubchoohouse: IM 17 IN 4 DAYS
[19:30] Dino Delic: hahaha
[19:31] Dino Delic: so you're a year younger!
[19:31] cubchoohouse: At least there's less of an age gap
[19:31] Dino Delic: hahaha
[19:31] Dino Delic: true true
[19:31] Dino Delic: this is sooo symbolic
[19:32] Dino Delic: im usually into older guys but recently ive had a thing for younger ones
[19:32] Dino Delic: i am so confused!
[19:32] Dino Delic: hahaha
[19:32] cubchoohouse: All of the guys I've recently liked are younger
[19:32] cubchoohouse: But I'd do you
[19:32] Dino Delic: hahaha
[19:32] Dino Delic: youre obvi no virgin
[19:32] cubchoohouse: I am
[19:32] Dino Delic: gasp~
[19:32] Dino Delic: lol
[19:32] cubchoohouse: THERES NO GOOD MEN WHERE I LIVE
[19:33] Dino Delic: hahaha
[19:33] Dino Delic: i know what you meannnn
[19:33] Dino Delic: ive liked one of my best friends for over a year
[19:33] Dino Delic: but he's had a boyfriend for 2 years... awks
[19:33] cubchoohouse: All the god men are straight, or on the internet
[19:33] Dino Delic: hahahah
[19:33] Dino Delic: innat the truthh
[19:33] Dino Delic: or takenn
[19:33] cubchoohouse: Ask him for a sleepovber and suck his dick in his sleep
[19:34] Dino Delic: kk nbd
[19:35] cubchoohouse: nbd?
[19:35] Dino Delic: no big deal
[19:35] Dino Delic: loll
[19:35] cubchoohouse: How is a guy like you still a virgin?
[19:36] cubchoohouse: Wel, I meant single
[19:36] cubchoohouse: But my mind just immediately jumps to sex
[19:37] Dino Delic: HAHAHA
[19:37] Dino Delic: idk lol i want to focus on education
[19:37] Dino Delic: at least till i get into college
[19:37] cubchoohouse: Sexual Education FTW
[19:37] Dino Delic: i dont really have time for a bf unless he's in all my classes
[19:37] Dino Delic: which my friend is. but he has a bf so ||D#RE:W|}
[19:38] cubchoohouse: His name is Drew?
[19:38] Dino Delic: noo
[19:38] Dino Delic: =-O
[19:38] cubchoohouse: Well, i hope him and his bf never break up cuz I don't want him to have you <3 (in a non creepy way)
[19:38] Dino Delic: bahahaha
[19:38] Dino Delic: RUDE
[19:38] Dino Delic: u just want me to be single foreve xD
[19:39] cubchoohouse: No, i'm working on that internet teleportation
[19:39] cubchoohouse: You can be in my mouth in like, 5 seconds once I get it working
[19:42] Dino Delic: bahahh
[19:43] cubchoohouse: There's a straight freshman I like who's the little brother of my friend Zoe, and there's another freshman I just met who I think could be gay, and there's a sophomore i see more often who might be gay, and all the junior gay guys either hate me or I hate them
[19:44] Dino Delic: lol i hate most of the gay guys at my school too
[19:44] Dino Delic: there was one i liked a bit last year but he moved
[19:44] Dino Delic: and doesnt go to my school anymore
[19:44] Dino Delic: ;_;
[19:45] cubchoohouse: WHY CANT U BE IN MY SCHOOL?
[20:00] Dino Delic: brb switching schools
[20:01] Dino Delic: hay
[20:19] cubchoohouse: sorry, fringe is on
[20:19] cubchoohouse: ill be back and forth
[20:27] Dino Delic: hahaha
[20:27] Dino Delic: it's okay
[20:28] cubchoohouse: What shows do you watch?
[20:29] Dino Delic: i dont watch much tv
[20:31] cubchoohouse: Do you watch porn?
[20:38] cubchoohouse: Silence...you're an addict
[20:38] Dino Delic: HAHAHA i just went to respond but something came up and i got distracted
[20:38] Dino Delic: (porn obvi)
[20:38] Dino Delic: not really tho
[20:39] cubchoohouse: *raises eyebrow*
[20:39] cubchoohouse: Are yu sure?
[20:40] Dino Delic: nope
[20:40] Dino Delic:
[20:40] Dino Delic: i mean yes
[20:40] Dino Delic: i mean shut up. -_-
[20:40] Dino Delic: hahah
[20:40] Dino Delic: partylikeitsyourmum.tumblr.com/ go laugh at me
[20:41] cubchoohouse: ooh, ill watch later, i dont has time untildfringe is ovar
[20:41] cubchoohouse: im going on here daily tho
[20:41] Dino Delic: hahha'
[20:41] Dino Delic: omg rude
[20:48] cubchoohouse: OMG
[20:48] cubchoohouse: FORTUEN COOKIE
[20:48] cubchoohouse: OMG
[20:48] cubchoohouse: OMG
[20:48] cubchoohouse: OMG
[20:50] Dino Delic: hahahahha
[20:52] cubchoohouse: you look older than 18
[20:52] Dino Delic: am nawt
[20:52] Dino Delic: oh
[20:52] Dino Delic: it's cause i havent shaved haha
[20:52] Dino Delic: i need tooo
[21:09] cubchoohouse: You look schmexy either way <3
[21:10] Dino Delic: nooou
[21:11] cubchoohouse: yes you doooo
[21:14] Dino Delic: pishawww
[21:16] cubchoohouse: Why don't you believe it?
[21:17] Dino Delic: never been in a relationship before, havent been told that
[21:17] Dino Delic: much
[21:17] Dino Delic: haha
[21:18] cubchoohouse: I haven't been in a relationship either
[21:19] cubchoohouse: We're like, similar
[21:25] Dino Delic: OO
[21:25] Dino Delic: scaryyy
[21:25] Dino Delic: let's go long-term
[21:25] Dino Delic: baaha
[21:25] Dino Delic: jkk
[21:25] Dino Delic: i would be a pedophile =-O
[21:25] Dino Delic: omg
[21:25] Dino Delic: so scary to think that i guess i could be counted as one now?
[21:25] Dino Delic: idk how this works
[21:25] Dino Delic: lmfao.
[21:25] cubchoohouse: 1 year is not a big deal
[21:28] cubchoohouse: Ooh, who was that anonymous bitch asking if you loved your best friend?
[21:28] Dino Delic: hahahah
[21:28] Dino Delic: i have no idea!
[21:28] Dino Delic: stalkin much? ;D
[21:28] cubchoohouse: Im going thru ur tumblr as promised
[21:29] cubchoohouse: omg, u in this christmas picture with the girl in the antlers
[21:29] cubchoohouse: Ur so fucking BANG-WORTHY
[21:31] Dino Delic: stapp it hahaha. thanks..
[21:32] cubchoohouse: So, i've been reading ur college drama. Did everything work out ok with the letters?
[21:35] Dino Delic: i still don't even know.. im just gonna wait for acceptance dates loll.
[21:35] Dino Delic: my teacher swears it did
[21:35] Dino Delic: but the common app doesnt say submitted *shrugs*
[21:36] cubchoohouse:
[21:43] cubchoohouse: I'm re-doing my tumblr because of you <3
[21:43] cubchoohouse: I only had like 4 things on it.
[21:44] cubchoohouse: So I'm renaming it and stuff.
[21:44] Dino Delic: hahahha <3
[21:44] Dino Delic: im proud to have made a difference :')
[21:45] cubchoohouse: I like the music you have on your profile
[21:47] cubchoohouse: what should i title it?
[21:47] cubchoohouse: and what should my url be?
[21:47] Dino Delic: lololol thanks
[21:47] Dino Delic: i dont even know
[21:47] Dino Delic: it's so hard to come up with a good one
[21:48] cubchoohouse: I might have a good one.
[21:50] cubchoohouse: I don't have posts yet
[21:51] cubchoohouse: WHAT SHOULD MY FIRST POST BE?
[21:51] cubchoohouse: I'll give you a shout out.
[21:52] cubchoohouse: Your name is cody?
[21:53] Dino Delic: haha
[21:53] Dino Delic: yessir
[21:56] Dino Delic: your first post should be about your love for cody
[21:56] cubchoohouse: Dino/Cody, will we still be friends after this game? Like if something bad happens like even if we're forced to go after each other?
[21:56] cubchoohouse: I don't plan to, but i don't know what your intentions are.
[21:57] cubchoohouse: But I just know I wanna talk to you even when everything's over.
[22:00] cubchoohouse: quickstartandgo.tumblr.com/
[22:00] Dino Delic: lol
[22:00] Dino Delic: yes please
[22:00] Dino Delic: i dont take any games personally dont worry
[22:00] Dino Delic: i dont plan on taking u out evar pls
[22:02] cubchoohouse: I'm glad to hear that. It's just that everyone has alliances and side alliances and I like you too much to lose you. I've only ever had 1 other close friend like you in an ORG, and now I don't talk to them.
[22:02] cubchoohouse: I'm such a fruitcake.
[22:03] Dino Delic: aww
[22:03] Dino Delic: why dont you loll
[22:03] Dino Delic: you're a fruitcake
[22:03] Dino Delic: but you can be my fruitcake
[22:03] Dino Delic: bahaha
[22:03] Dino Delic:
[22:04] cubchoohouse: so you're gonna eat me all up ;D

[Brian Hart]

Soooo, I just posted a rant in the veto ceremony to try to scare Aisleyne into NOT sing that veto. I might be nominated, or worse, evicted, but it's a small price to pay. If I go, I go. I know Dino is working with them, but I don't want to see him go. Because if Aisleye doesn't use it, Sophie will go, Dino will be safe, he'll distance himself from Aisleyne, the target, and be forced to work with me. Will this all blow up in my face? Probably. But if this works, YAAAAAAAY!

[Brian Hart]

Aisleyne saved Sophie.

I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING AT ALL.

So now, either Sarah or I will go up because April is in an alliance with Drew,Aaron, and Michelle. It's Sarah and I vs the world.

[Brian Hart]

Another week, another fallen ally. Ragan, James, and now Dino/Sarah. Dino is supposedly the target, and April supposedly has her numbers, but I am never to get too comfortable, and I always expect the unexpected.

[Brian Hart]

{WEEK FIVE}

I vote to evict, my future boyfriend, DINO DILEC.

Dino- You're here because you were close Aisleyne to Sophie, and you were on the bottom totem pole. And if you weren't with them, then you were wrongly nominated. If April had nominated Aisleyne/Sophie, you would still be here. I hope our relationship doesn't change. I'd like to think it was real. Have fun in the jury house. Think of me often. If you still want to talk to me, I will see you on AIm or Tumblr! <3 I love you, you're Adorbs inside and out.

Sarah- If you're reading this, I will cry. Aisleyne and Sophie got their way again, and I will try to get back at them. I want to thank you for all the nice things you say, and always having my back even though I'm eccentric, and not the best ally competitor-wise. I love playing these games with you, and I just want you to know thank you for everything.

[Brian Hart]

I asked April who she thinks Drew,Aaron, and Michelle are voting for, to dumb down that I know they're all in an alliance. That way, they can nominate each other as pawns, and I don't go on! #yay

[Brian Hart]

I can't wait until I am a have again.

Also, Dno is like, campaigning for my vote, but I can't give it to him. It's possible Sarah is in an alliance with Michelle. Its also possible Dino is working with Aisleyne and Sophie. I need to go after the bigger threats.

I need to get better realtionships. You know, weave my way into the hearts of bitches so they backstab their own alliances to eep me. <3 Unlikely, but not impossible.