Episode #08 - Is This The End Of A-Sag? ~

[Saggy Vagina]

Ugh, this game right now for me has not been going to plan. Dino, Sarah & Tits are now all gone, my Ghetto Army is basically dead and i'm walking around this house with everyone giving me death stares every fucking second. They need to stop. Yes, Drew is still here but I think it's clear now that he's with Aaron over me and I threw him hardcore under the bus to try and get him nominated this round and he's going to know. Right now i'm just trying to cause chaos, win challenges and be the one woman ghetto army my mother and father raised me to be.

Now, why am I nominating myself each round? Simple. Because I know if I didn't and I didn't win HoH, i'd just go up anyway, so i'm making it harder for these extra's and just simply forcing them to nominate people they don't want to nominate and create fractures in their alliances and gameplans which may benefit me. It's a highly risky tactic, but what is Big Brother without making bold moves?

I need this next veto bad and i'm going to figth so hard for it and piss the house off so much when I stay.

If anyone can be a one woman army, it's me ~

[Saggy Vagina]

[Ok so last night I had a whole DR written out with AIM convo then my mac decided to freeze and I lost everything on it, including convo, so here is my best attempt to sum it up]

April and I had a long chat yesterday from boys, to sex tips to our favourite sex toys, it's been a while, we both need to get laid. Anyway, talk then turned to the game and I offered April a tempting deal, if she manages to help me stay this week i'll take her to the final 2 with me and I meant it 100%. I don't think she has anyone in the game offering her that kind of deal, she told me she's just hoping to get to the final 3 and go from there, bitch you need a deal. So we spoke a lot about it and I think I was able to convince her, I don't see her using the POV on me but if I can get the vote to tie 1-1, if I remain on the block, I think she'll keep me. This will flip the whole game and start my advance on the final 2, there is still a lot left to do but i've said the wheels in motion, watch this space!

[Saggy Vagina]

*Comes running into the DR*

HAAAAAAAA. Who's the POV Queen? Who's won every POV they've played in?! Me! These bitches thought they'd get me out this week but I tore up that competition and won my golden ticket into the final 5! I'm only 3 competition wins away from the final 2 now and I can taste it! A-Sag is here to send these bitches packing 1 by 1 and claim her prize! Bring it on!

[Saggy Vagina]

Michelle leaving this house was perfect. I honestly didn't know if I could pull it off but you've seen when I want an eviction to go my way, it goes my way. Just ask Lydia, Ragan, James and now Michelle.

When I want bitches gone at a certain time, they go ~