Episode #09 - Let Battle Commence ~

[Saggy Vagina]

Going into this speed week I was nervous as hell, I knew it was going to be one hell of a fight and my neck was more than on the line. Aaron had been talking mad shit about me and wanted me gone bad, like it's unreal, he wanted me out of this house more than he wanted world peace, this guy is crazy. So anyway, I tie my hair back, apply my lipgloss and i'm ready for this HoH.

When it came down to me and Brian I was shaking. Yes this was the ideal situation but I wanted HoH just to be sure, but the ghetto gods didn't think it was my time and they handed Brian the win, so straight away I dragged him to the side and slapped Aaron's weak ass to the ground when he tried to come near, I was getting ghetto but I didn't care, my neck was on the fucking line! So after quickly talking to him and following our conversations earlier in the week, Brian told me the only way i'd hit the block was if April won veto and removed someone, this was perfect. I walked to the living room for the ceremony spitting on the ground next to Aaron as he walked past, this idiot had to go.

[Saggy Vagina]

So the nomination ceremony happens and Drew and Aaron go up. This is perfect and exactly what I would have done, but before there was time to take everything in some fucking tramp walked through the door and is like 'Hey i'm a hoe! Time for the POV!' Like who does this bitch think she is in her fucking stripper outfit, I was disgusted. This is not acceptable in the ghetto. So we walk out into the backyard and there are stripper poles everywhere, as much as I am disgusted by this tramps behaviour I do love a good strip club. Anyway, she starts reading the rules for the competition and i'm like whatever let's just get this done and let anyone but April or Aaron win.

So the competition starts and I suck. Like i'm shocked. I was not raised in a way to do bad in competitions. I don't know what came over me, I think it was probably the airborne STD's from the setting of the competition, who knows but I was first out. Fuck this. I had to sit on the sidelines and watch this unfold. But as April followed me out and then Aaron I didn't care. In the end Drew won veto and once again I take him to once side and quickly talk game with him

*Flashback starts*

Aisleyne: (23:54:36) congrats!
Aisleyne: (23:55:24) ooh we're tied for veto wins 
Drew: (23:56:10) YES 
Drew: (23:56:14) Okay, so I guess you'll be the relacement?
Drew: (23:56:19) I'll force a tie betewen you and aaron.
Aisleyne: (23:56:20) idk
Drew: (23:56:26) But  you need Brian's help if that's the case.
Aisleyne: (23:56:29) i know
Aisleyne: (23:56:32) im talking to him
Drew: (23:56:59) I think you were the target to be backdoored the whole time.
Drew: (23:57:23) Drew 6:24 pm
    I expect to be nominated, lol.

Brian 6:24 pm
    Youa re, but I need you to to promsie me you'll fight for that veto
    HARD

Drew 6:24 pm
    I will do my best!

Drew 6:25 pm
    I don't hold this against you either. I put you up, so it's only fair.

Brian 6:25 pm
    Me, you, aaron, or April needs to win

Drew 6:25 pm
    Sounds good.

Aisleyne: (23:57:33) 
Drew: (23:57:49) I'm giving you time now.

*Flashback ends*

What Drew doesn't know is just how close to Brian I am and the fact is I knew I wasn't hitting the block. But Drew 'giving me time' to save myself shows he might actually have my back in this game. Anyway, Brian throws April up on the block and Drew and I are 100% on the same page

*Flashback starts*

Drew: (23:57:50) lol
Drew: (23:59:33) Well done.
Aisleyne: (23:59:36) ty
Aisleyne: (23:59:43) no lets send aaron home<3
Drew: (23:59:58) Perfect!

*Flashback ends*

He's done. I go fill a cup with water and classily sip it before I go and make my vote to evict Aaron. The vote is then revealed and I go off. I grab my cup of water and throw it the fuck over Aaron and he starts on me, I have to yell for security i'm so scared. He then says some shit about April and Drew taking down me and Brian but the second he's removed from the house April and Drew come to me to make sure i'm ok. This round went perfectly and I didn't even have to win a single competition