Brian Hart's Jury Statements

[Brian Hart]

O. HAI. ^_^

Congratu-mother-fucking-lations to you both
(And I mean that in a good way)

I read both of your statements and I forgot what was in each of them.

I'd like to ask you a series of questions. They are all serious, but with a bit of a humorous twist for shits and giggles because I'm bored and a bit lethargic. (Please don't take offense to anything.)

Please answer them with as much detail as you can (without it being a chore to read), and with honesty. Sucking ass may be hot, but here it is unnecessary.

1) You both had many many allies because you had no friends as children and felt the need to surround yourself with bitches. Who was the ally you were most faithful to at any point, that you didn't want to see ever go, and who was the ally you really didn't mind getting rid of because they sucked at life?

2) Blondes aren't known for being smart (I have more toe fungus than these girls have IQ), but both of you said you had made some big moves behind the scenes (because nobody likes your faces, I presume). Please choose the ONE strategic move that you think was the most impressive/beneficial/strategic to your game.

3) I'm sure both of you girls had a lot of regret in your life from all your poor decision making. (Like that time you had mexican food and tuna for dinner-then tried anal.) Yeah, not pretty. What was the biggest regret you had in this game?

4) Considering you both have boring personalities, the only times you were entertaining were when ya'al were stoned on Big Brother Meth or Marijuana. What was the high (best part of your game), and what was the withdrawl (lowest point in the game).

5) *Fills house with mud* All the straight guys in here love a good cat fight. Why does the other woman in the F2 NOT DESERVE THIS TITLE? What was bad about their game? GET DIRTY AND RUDE FOR US JURORS PLEASE.

These are all the questions I have for now. I will be looking at your responses to errybody. The more effort you put into these responses for everyone, the more likely I will vote you. If you played a fantastic game, but put no effort into this finale, I will not vote for you. Please make this finale interesting and well-worth it for all of us.

I also hope my jokes didn't hurt ya'al's feelings.

Brian Hart-out.

[Brian Hart]

BTW I LOVE YOU BOTH AND AM PROUD OF YOU BOTH!

[April Lewis]

[Saggy Vagina]

So April is a guy irl using a voice changer, interesting.

[April Lewis]

Oh Aisleyene... you're so nice. Shut the fuck up

[Saggy Vagina]

Do your next video without a silly picture moving round then

[April Lewis]

[Saggy Vagina]

Hi Bry! Thanks for the questions, something very different indeed!

1. The one ally I was most faithful to and didn't want to ever leave was, Sophie. This is clearly obvious now. I stopped attempts to get her backdoored early in the game and went out of my to win POV and save her, I put my neck on the line numerous times for Sophie and was deathly loyal to her. But then she quit, bitch.

The ally I didn't mind seeing go was Aaron. In the early days Aaron and I were kind of close and had safety deals but after he was involved in the fake PM scandal and tried to get me out numerous times, I lost all care for him.

2. The one strategic move which was beneficial to my game I would say is being involved in getting James backdoored from this game. Drew could have easily sent me packing that round but I was able to convince him, with the help of Sophie, that the printscreens were fake. Having James gone it allowed for me to see who really was with me and who was trying to get me out, it allowed me to place myself in a better social position in the game which I could use to advance.

3. My biggest regret was not trying harder to fight for Dino to stay. That week was a very hard week for my game and I had already saved one of my allies but there wasn't much I could do to save Dino. I tried to campaign but it was stacked against me and losing him really set my game off a bit.

4. The highest point of my game was surviving the speed week. Going into it I knew I was public enemy #1 and was wanted out hardcore but coming out that round and then winning HoH was probably the best time in the game for me, the haters were shocked and I was once again in a position of power advancing to the final 3 and so close to the end.

The lowest point of my game was seeing Sophie quit. I was pissed. We had fought so hard to get to where we where and as I made one slip up and not being able to compete in the HoH she ended up getting nominated and was pissed at me. I'd lost my final 2 and I felt so lost, but I regained my position and made it here.

5. Why shouldn't April win? I think i've gone through all the points in my other answers but I will say outright here why she doesn't deserve to win here. Apart from her questionable gameplay she has had to rely on trying to portray me a bully as part of her campaign, which isn't true. Yes I was a bitch but never a bully and this isn't a way in which a campaign should be run. I could continue but I won't, i've said enough about April already.

Hope this answers everything Bry!

[April Lewis]

Response to Aisleyene's Answers

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[Saggy Vagina]

Hey April!

I knew Aaron was the first backdoor plan but upon finding out it was fake Drew and I discussed backdooring James, i'm not saying this was all me, just that I was heavily involved and played a strong role in making sure it happened to benefit my game as it did.

This bully thing also needs to stop, refer to Lori in Curve for a bully. I'm far from it. This jury vote needs to be about gameplay and who the jury thinks should win, not how much you can say i'm a bully when i've done hardly anything wrong.

[April Lewis]

When you stop messaging me on AIM letting me know you've sent my youtube videos to other people and they know I'm a man also... and when you stop saying someone came to me today with information about me being a man and you know that I'm obsessed with Chima irl and am a man then I will stop with the bullying thing* Aisleyene.

You continue to give me ammunition as to why I think you're bullying me, intimidating me, harassing me... whatever you want to call it. The game between you and I is over so I don't know why you continue to make fun of my voice every chance you get. I promise I'll stop if you stop talking to me about my voice.