Episode 1

[Sarah Hrejsa]

Hello, Diary Room!

First of all, I'd like to thank Porsche and Kalia for casting me into this game! I have made my new SN, and also have created an alias for myself to try to pass myself off as for this season.

I am going to be a girl from Lexington, Kentucky, who loves the Kentucky Wildcats and the New Orleans Saints, and also enjoys Desperate Housewives. I don't know what I'm going to call myself. I never planned this out, but it just kind of materialized as I began conversations with the players.

Right now, I'm just trying to focus on making as many connections as I can prior to the first HoH competition so I am in good standing with as many people as possible. I don't plan to make any alliance offers, or make any deals with anyone in the earlygoing, as I want to try to slide into the background for awhile and just be the likable girl that people feel comfortable talking to. Bland strategy? Yes, but one that usually is very effective for me, so I do it. I am full alias and have told no one I even applied for this game.

Thus far, the people I have met are James, Brian, Kate, Aaron, and April, and I got different reactions from each of them.

Right now, my favorite person is James, the conversation flows incredibly easily with him, and is someone I'd like to see forming an alliance or bond with in the future. He and I spent time joking and also talking about our impressions of the other players. He told me "You and Brian are my top priorities right now", so I should be covered if he were to win HoH.

Brian is alright, but a bit hard to read. I do like him though, so we'll see where that goes.

Kate...Seems nice enough, but the conversation seems incredibly forced on her end, so it's not someone I can get much out of right now, it's almost like she's trying to force the conversation to come out non-awkwardly when talking to her. Don't like her right now.

Aaron is a guy, and a boring guy at that. Nice, but boring. Talked about Desperate Housewives and then he left.

April...This one's weird. She hates all the annoying people from the show, mainly Rachel, Ivette, Kevin, Lydia, Chima, etc.and she's OBSESSED with Rachel...Like she even confessed this to James:
greenguru22 11:49 pm
Omg, I zoo want to be just like Rachel someday
soo*
Get a masters degree, be super super hot, and fall in love with someone super hot on tv

F'real, girl?


I will write more as I meet the players. The only player out of this handful that I feel I could actually feel any safety from or make any real deal with that I'd want to honor is James.

Also, I noticed that the Memory Wall has eighteen spots on it, so five players or possibly more may be returning to the game. I don't know what that's going to mean yet, but it definitely will make things interesting. Maybe we'll have something like Jen vs. Sophie, or some shit like that. Or they'll have a competition to get into the house, or we'll be split into two houses, picked by the returnees...or something. All I can really do at this time is speculate, so I really am not going to waste too much energy pondering the coulda-woulda-shoulda-possible-probably-improbables that I could run through my mind, because it is not something I can control.

[Sarah Hrejsa]

I have my first alliance! ...More on this later.

James Rhine (rhineman8) has entered the room. 3:50 pm
Sarah Hrejsa (SarahBBPearl) has entered the room. 3:50 pm
Sarah Hrejsa 3:50 pm
Hai!

Dustin Stevens (cubchoohouse) has entered the room. 3:50 pm
James Rhine 3:50 pm
Harro y'all

Sarah Hrejsa 3:50 pm
Hi peeps!

Dustin Stevens 3:50 pm
OH HEYYYY

James Rhine 3:51 pm
Aisleyne join!

Jenuinejen69 has entered the room. 3:51 pm
Jenuinejen69 3:51 pm
hi!

Dustin Stevens 3:51 pm
Foursome

Jenuinejen69 3:51 pm
pls

Sarah Hrejsa 3:51 pm
Hey Aisleyne!
omg Foursome?! Hot!

Dustin Stevens 3:52 pm
My name is Brian. *hi Brian* And I am an alchoholic.

Sarah Hrejsa 3:52 pm
HAHA

James Rhine 3:52 pm
Pshh,,learn to hold your liquer like me

Jenuinejen69 3:52 pm
My name is Aisleyne and i am a nympomaniac

Dustin Stevens 3:52 pm
Hi Aisleyne

Sarah Hrejsa 3:52 pm
My name is Sarah and I am a schizophrenic. ^_^

Jenuinejen69 3:52 pm
=-O

James Rhine 3:52 pm
0_o
My name is James... and fuckkkkk I don't have problems like y'all

Dustin Stevens 3:53 pm
IM TOOK PSYCHOLOGY CLASSES
I CAN HELP YOU

Jenuinejen69 3:53 pm
YOU NEED TO TAKE SPELLING CLASSES

James Rhine 3:53 pm
YOU NEED TO TAKE COMPUTER COURSE SO YOU DONT CAPS LOCK
TROLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Jenuinejen69 3:53 pm
MY CAPS BUTTON IS BROKEN

Dustin Stevens 3:53 pm
*bitch slaps James*

Sarah Hrejsa 3:53 pm
WHY ARE WE TROLOLOLING

Jenuinejen69 3:53 pm
james is drunk :-(

James Rhine 3:54 pm
Noooooooooooo
I was drunk during RtS

Dustin Stevens 3:54 pm
And so is Aisleyne
And so am I

Sarah Hrejsa 3:54 pm
I'm sober. :-(

Dustin Stevens 3:54 pm
Thats why we called you here, Sarah

James Rhine 3:54 pm
and drunk everyone under the table during it

Dustin Stevens 3:54 pm
You need to drive us

Sarah Hrejsa 3:54 pm
I just got my license like, last week irl
no joke

Sarah Hrejsa 3:54 pm
Idk if that's a good idea.

Jenuinejen69 3:54 pm
i cant drive :-(

James Rhine 3:54 pm
lol, I got mine almost two years ago!

Jenuinejen69 3:55 pm
i have a chauffeur

Dustin Stevens 3:55 pm
Sarah, it's either you drive us, oir we drive ourelves and die
What kind of person lets others Drink and Drive?
YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE PPOOR AISLEYNE

Sarah Hrejsa 3:55 pm
I will drive! <3

James Rhine 3:55 pm
No I'll drive

Sarah Hrejsa 3:55 pm
Boys...and British girl. Give me your keys.

James Rhine 3:55 pm
b/c its more fucking fun that way

Sarah Hrejsa 3:55 pm
Give me your keys James.

James Rhine 3:55 pm
Nooooooo

Dustin Stevens 3:55 pm
*gives sarah my keys*

Jenuinejen69 3:55 pm
you can have the key to my heart

James Rhine 3:55 pm
I wanna smash into some unsuspecting bystander
this is GTA

Sarah Hrejsa 3:56 pm
Wait, we're playing GTA?

Dustin Stevens 3:56 pm
*steals James keys by force whilst depantsing him*

James Rhine 3:56 pm
I can kill whoever I want!

Dustin Stevens 3:56 pm
What the fuck is GTA?

Sarah Hrejsa 3:56 pm
Grand Theft Auto

Jenuinejen69 3:56 pm
shhhh im watching bb uk

Sarah Hrejsa 3:56 pm
#getwithit
jk Brian <3

Jenuinejen69 3:56 pm
Bryan

Dustin Stevens 3:56 pm
Thats me

James Rhine 3:56 pm
Noooo it's Brian

Jenuinejen69 3:56 pm
bryyyyyy

Dustin Stevens 3:57 pm
I'm ok with either
I can use the Y when I want tos eem like a slutty french school boy

Jenuinejen69 3:58 pm
you arent already?

James Rhine 3:58 pm
0_o

Dustin Stevens 3:58 pm
Aisleyne, that's a secret

Jenuinejen69 3:58 pm
sorry :-(

Dustin Stevens 3:58 pm
I'm trying to make the house think I have class

Jenuinejen69 3:58 pm
you arent doing very well

Dustin Stevens 3:58 pm
*takes off my earings*

James Rhine 3:58 pm
At least he didn't want a shot of my cum

Dustin Stevens 3:58 pm
*stabs*

Dustin Stevens 3:58 pm
RAGAN LOLZ

James Rhine 3:59 pm
Is my penis really that golden?

Dustin Stevens 3:59 pm
Let's find out ;D

James Rhine 3:59 pm
I asked who wanted to sleep in my bed with me and I got no response, y'all should have found out last night ;o

Jenuinejen69 3:59 pm
ill sleep in anyones bed

Dustin Stevens 3:59 pm
I didn't want others to know about our Love, james

Jenuinejen69 4:00 pm
guys this is me
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6VM7unzV6E

Dustin Stevens 4:00 pm
You said you didn't want people to know we were having sex <3

James Rhine 4:00 pm
We weren't having sex

Dustin Stevens 4:00 pm
Exactly *wink*
That's how ghetto uk people talk?

Sarah Hrejsa 4:01 pm
loool

James Rhine 4:01 pm
I havent seen the video yet!

Jenuinejen69 4:01 pm
im fake ghetto

Dustin Stevens 4:01 pm
It sounds like regular UK

Sarah Hrejsa 4:01 pm
Wait
Brian/James are in love?

Jenuinejen69 4:01 pm
=-O

Sarah Hrejsa 4:02 pm
I just read all that shit ROF
ROFL*

James Rhine 4:02 pm
Noooo

Sarah Hrejsa 4:02 pm
I'm preparing to head out somewhere, so I'm multitasking

James Rhine 4:02 pm
I just told Aisleyne how my ass is off limits

Jenuinejen69 4:02 pm
will you miss hoh =-O

Sarah Hrejsa 4:02 pm
No
I'll be back by then

Jenuinejen69 4:02 pm
yay

Dustin Stevens 4:02 pm
Damn Right James's ass is off limits it's mine

James Rhine 4:02 pm
Sar bear! <3

Dustin Stevens 4:03 pm
jk

James Rhine 4:03 pm
Nooo bri
its nobodys

Jenuinejen69 4:03 pm
my ass isnt off limits :-(

James Rhine 4:03 pm
But you da ghetto princess

Jenuinejen69 4:03 pm
yea

Dustin Stevens 4:03 pm
James is playing Hard to Get, I see

James Rhine 4:04 pm
Yessss
You can touch my penis, you cant touch my ass
its sensitive

Sarah Hrejsa 4:04 pm
O_____O

Jenuinejen69 4:04 pm
i like the sound of that

Dustin Stevens 4:04 pm
But it's cute when you squirm
That was awks
Line drawn
It's there

James Rhine 4:05 pm
Yes...
you exceeded the awkward line congrats

Jenuinejen69 4:05 pm
too far bry

Dustin Stevens 4:05 pm
SOOOO
WHATS NEW?

James Rhine 4:05 pm
How does it make you feel?

Sarah Hrejsa 4:05 pm
Yeah....line drawn. Lol

James Rhine 4:05 pm
Guysss
We need an alliance name

Sarah Hrejsa 4:06 pm
The Pearly Filthy Hot Mess Sluts?

Jenuinejen69 4:06 pm
im not in an alliance with you guys I HATE YOU ALL

Sarah Hrejsa 4:06 pm
Just...throwing that out there.

James Rhine 4:06 pm
I am not a whore
I just like blowjobs

Dustin Stevens 4:06 pm
PFHMS?

James Rhine 4:06 pm
kthanx
i mean slut
shit

Sarah Hrejsa 4:06 pm
PFHMS? YES

Jenuinejen69 4:06 pm
=-O

Dustin Stevens 4:06 pm
PFHMS

James Rhine 4:06 pm
So we're the first slit alliance in history
*slut

Sarah Hrejsa 4:06 pm
Yes

Jenuinejen69 4:06 pm
can we be called

James Rhine 4:06 pm
PFHMS

Jenuinejen69 4:07 pm
Aisleyne's Ghetto Bitches

Dustin Stevens 4:07 pm
No

Dustin Stevens (cubchoohouse) has left the room. 4:07 pm
James Rhine 4:07 pm
No

Jenuinejen69 4:07 pm
:-(
:-(

James Rhine 4:07 pm
Look what you did

Jenuinejen69 4:07 pm
omg rip bryan

Dustin Stevens (cubchoohouse) has entered the room. 4:07 pm
James Rhine 4:07 pm
he be back

Dustin Stevens 4:07 pm
I hated that name so much so much i lef6t

Jenuinejen69 4:07 pm
:-(

Dustin Stevens 4:07 pm
jk, i hit a button

Sarah Hrejsa 4:07 pm
lol

Jenuinejen69 4:07 pm
lef6t

James Rhine 4:07 pm
since when did left have a 6 in it?

Sarah Hrejsa 4:07 pm
So what do y'all think HoH is?

Jenuinejen69 4:07 pm
since brian was dumb :-(
i think

Sarah Hrejsa 4:08 pm
I think it's a BB Mini

Jenuinejen69 4:08 pm
eliminator

Sarah Hrejsa 4:08 pm
Or that.

Dustin Stevens 4:08 pm
PFHMS?

Sarah Hrejsa 4:08 pm
Pearly Filthy Hot Mess Sluts

James Rhine 4:08 pm
If its eliminater we should have the numbers to win

Jenuinejen69 4:08 pm
if its bb mini
evict me as a martyr for the cause

Sarah Hrejsa 4:08 pm
If it's BB Mini...They need to use Math. I'm good at math

Dustin Stevens 4:08 pm
We should all let me win 8)
jk'

Sarah Hrejsa 4:08 pm
Lol Brian

James Rhine 4:08 pm
Let the best of us four win!

Dustin Stevens 4:08 pm
But yeah, we'd have votes to win

James Rhine 4:09 pm
Honestly I think we need to talk about whos on our good side and whos on the bad

Dustin Stevens 4:09 pm
My back is my good sidfe

James Rhine 4:09 pm
No Brian!!!
Nobody is having sex right now!

Jenuinejen69 4:09 pm
CALM THE FUCK DOWN

James Rhine 4:09 pm
When one of us wins HoH we can!
and by we I mean all four of us!

Jenuinejen69 4:09 pm
what if we dont win ;[

Sarah Hrejsa 4:10 pm
Then we can still have sex in the hot tub at 4AM>?

Dustin Stevens 4:10 pm
brb

James Rhine 4:10 pm
We could kidnap Sophies boobs and us them as a toy to!

Jenuinejen69 4:10 pm
i motorboated her earlier

James Rhine 4:11 pm
0_o

Sarah Hrejsa 4:11 pm
omg Aisleyne

lol

Jenuinejen69 4:11 pm
what?

Sarah Hrejsa 4:11 pm
So you swing both ways?

Jenuinejen69 4:11 pm
i was bored :-(

Sarah Hrejsa 4:11 pm
LOL!

James Rhine 4:11 pm
Well that's a new way to cure boredom

Sarah Hrejsa 4:11 pm
No kidding.

Jenuinejen69 4:11 pm
ty

James Rhine 4:11 pm
Guess we should all motorboat on each other whenever we're bored now

Dustin Stevens 4:11 pm
guys, i gtg. ill be back in 15 minutes. dont worry, im not missing the comp.

Sarah Hrejsa 4:12 pm
Maybe I'll let James motorboat me when I'm bored. ;-) Or Aisleyne.

James Rhine 4:12 pm
mmk Bri
Sarah we motorboated in BB6 all the time!

Jenuinejen69 4:12 pm
bye bry
=-O

Sarah Hrejsa 4:12 pm
Lol well we can just do it again

Dustin Stevens 4:12 pm
*kisses*'

Dustin Stevens (cubchoohouse) has left the room. 4:12 pm
Sarah Hrejsa 4:12 pm
See ya Brian

Jenuinejen69 4:12 pm
i should tell the hosts to switch me and lydia
on the mem wall

Sarah Hrejsa 4:12 pm
lol

James Rhine 4:12 pm
xD
Guys do we have anyone else we'd consider adding to this?
Anybody have anyone?

Jenuinejen69 4:13 pm
i think we should keep it us 4 for now

James Rhine 4:13 pm
The only person I think maybe is Dino, but he's a vet

Jenuinejen69 4:13 pm
i like dino

James Rhine 4:13 pm
Nobody else really sticks out
#ThankGodBrian isnt here

Jenuinejen69 4:13 pm
=-O

James Rhine 4:13 pm
Then we'd have to upgrade PFHMS
He'd say my dick is sticking out!

Sarah Hrejsa 4:14 pm
I like MIchelle, but I think we should just leave it at 4
It's still early after all

Jenuinejen69 4:14 pm
leave it at 4 then have our little side projects

James Rhine 4:14 pm
Right
I think we're safe with those two anyways if they win

Jenuinejen69 4:15 pm
yea

James Rhine 4:15 pm
so for now they can just be assets but not liabilities

Jenuinejen69 4:15 pm
ive been talking to ragan quite a bit

James Rhine 4:15 pm
I talked to him once and he seemed to like me
which was made apparent when he wanted me to cum in a shot glass

Jenuinejen69 4:15 pm
he thought i was targetting him

Sarah Hrejsa 4:15 pm
Ragan's on?
What's his AIM? I want to talk to him if he is

Jenuinejen69 4:15 pm
yea

James Rhine 4:16 pm
raganstormbb i think

Jenuinejen69 4:16 pm
yea that

James Rhine 4:16 pm
I've talked to April quite a lot

Sarah Hrejsa 4:16 pm
I still haven't met Dino

Jenuinejen69 4:16 pm
dino is cool

James Rhine 4:16 pm
Dino is imo the only Vet that's really cool
Ragan's alright
Sophie is better than I thought
but I dont trust her

Jenuinejen69 4:16 pm
shes one to watch

Sarah Hrejsa 4:17 pm
Sophie's cool

James Rhine 4:17 pm
Right, she knows how to play the game

Sarah Hrejsa 4:17 pm
But I mean...bitch won her season 7-0...so she is someone to watch.

James Rhine 4:17 pm
She said she wasnt in all stars b/c she didnt do DRs

James Rhine 4:17 pm
Honestly after this HoH we may want to consider going after her
if she doesnt win
possible backdoor
If one of us wins, the question is do we play it safe
or come out cut throat

Jenuinejen69 4:18 pm
i think first week safe
but idk

Sarah Hrejsa 4:18 pm
yeah idk either

James Rhine 4:18 pm
The thing is just from talking with her, I'm not getting a good vibe

Jenuinejen69 4:19 pm
we just gotta see how it goes

Sarah Hrejsa 4:19 pm
Yeah

James Rhine 4:19 pm
Well with the RtS results, maybe we should have Aaron on the radar, he's kinda quiet as well

Sarah Hrejsa 4:19 pm
Yeah he seems quiet

Jenuinejen69 4:20 pm
im yet to speak to aaron

James Rhine 4:20 pm
I said in my DR I thought Kate was a snake for that reason
quiet
The quiet ones lay low and then strike around jury time

Sarah Hrejsa 4:20 pm
Watch her come back from the grave in a twist and be like
"I AM GOD BOW DOWN" *Wins 7 HoH's in a row*

Jenuinejen69 4:20 pm
omg :-(

James Rhine 4:21 pm
She can't win 7 in a row lol

Sarah Hrejsa 4:21 pm
Lol I know it's a joke dude

James Rhine 4:21 pm
It's teh internet
Jokes are hard to find!

Jenuinejen69 4:23 pm
im talking to michelle now

James Rhine 4:23 pm
I havent talked with her since friday

Sarah Hrejsa 4:23 pm
brb

Jenuinejen69 4:24 pm
ttyn

Sarah Hrejsa 4:24 pm
rude

Disconnected. 4:24 pm
James Rhine (rhineman8) has entered the room. 4:28 pm
Sarah Hrejsa (SarahBBPearl) has entered the room. 4:28 pm
Jenuinejen69 has entered the room. 4:28 pm
James Rhine 4:28 pm
They left us alone Ash
Oh shes back

Sarah Hrejsa 4:29 pm
I'm back for a bit. I'll be back for HoH

James Rhine 4:29 pm
30 more minutes
#Nervewracking
guys
maybe the HoH will be that we have to strip!

Jenuinejen69 4:29 pm
please

James Rhine 4:29 pm
person who gets naked the fastest wins!

Sarah Hrejsa 4:30 pm
hot

Jenuinejen69 4:30 pm
i love hyper crush videos

[Kalia Booker]

Big Brother (10:30:30 PM): Sarah, how do you feel about Aisleyne's nominations this week?

Sarah Hrejsa (Pearl) (10:31:00 PM): I think she took the safe route. It's exactly what I would have done myself had I won. Emma hasn't talked to me at all and apparently Lydiot is living up to her name throwing people under the bus already. No surprises there.

Big Brother (10:31:32 PM): Who has "Lydiot" thrown under the bus so far?

Sarah Hrejsa (Pearl) (10:32:12 PM): Well, I don't know because I've been on campus basically all of the last 2 days(Although as far as the players know, it's HS), but apparently she claimed Aisleyne was working with Aaron, which, makes me just shake my head. Who throws people under the bus on Day 4?

Big Brother (10:32:52 PM): Who do you want to be evicted?

Sarah Hrejsa (Pearl) (10:33:10 PM): Emma, honestly, she hasn't talked to me, but I'll probably just be a follower and evict Lydiot.

Big Brother (10:33:57 PM): Additionally, what are you thoughts about Dan and Jen being nominated as well?

Sarah Hrejsa (Pearl) (10:34:58 PM): I'm actually very happy about that. If you read my application, I was a Jen fan when reading BBStorm, and I know who Jen is outside of these games, and she is so nice and loyal, and I hated how she was treated in her first season, because I can relate and have been treated that way for sucking in comps. in other series(Hence the alias), so I'm glad Jen just needs to get past Dan to return to the game. I hope she pulls it off. She's definitely someone I want to align with if I get the chance.

Big Brother (10:35:52 PM): Do you think your alias is going as well as you hoped it to, or have there been some problems with hiding your identity?

Sarah Hrejsa (Pearl) (10:36:36 PM): Well, I'm sadly very catchable, and I'm sure some people, seeing the AIM, know I'm full of shit when I say I'm a 16 year old country girl from Lexington, Kentucky, but, I'm gonna try to keep up the profile as long as possible. I enjoy doing it, so eh. Haha.

Big Brother (10:37:22 PM): In the Head of Household Competition, how did you feel when Brian evicted you?

Sarah Hrejsa (Pearl) (10:38:06 PM): I wasn't too mad honestly. Aisleyne deserved to win. However, I still wanted that HoH, so it was still disappointing...But my net literally died out at the worst possible time, so I can only blame myself for not staying in the classroom where it was stable. Yes...I played the comp. during the class. I'm such an exemplary student! ^_^

Big Brother (10:38:55 PM): Thank you Sarah!

[Sarah Hrejsa]

1. Who do you feel closest to in the house, and why? Who do you dislike the most, and why?

I feel the closest to Aisleyne, Michelle, and Jen, respectively, which, is odd, because I'm only aligned to one of them. Brian and I however don't 100% mesh, and James is clearly playing too hard too fast. Michelle seems very genuine, and Jen is a great person outside these games, so that's why I feel close to them. Aisleyne is sneaky, but doesn't seem to want me out at any point, so for now I'm not gonna come at her.

2. What are your thoughts on the five veterans entering the game?

I honestly had mixed feelings. I mean, Sophie already won, she doesn't really need a shot at "Redemption", the others, however, I could understand. Sophie and Aisleyne are like BFF's outside this game, so I'll be watching out for that.

3. How do you feel about Aisleyne's HoH reign, and the current nominees?

Aisleyne as HoH means safety for me this week, so it's all good. The nominees are the safest and best route...Lydia and Emma have barely talked to anyone, so it sounds perfectly fair to me.

4. How do you feel about Dan & Jen's auto-nominations? Of the two of them, who do you currently prefer to keep in the house?

I'm keeping Jen. I know who Dan is too. But Jen is someone I could genuinely see myself going to the Final Two with. Dan is sneaky and not trustworthy for long term gameplay.

5. How do you feel about the PoV Drawings & Competition? Who do you hope to see win the PoV?

I just want the nominees to hold./

[Sarah Hrejsa]

Wow...what an eventful first week we've had!

I called it right in the air! 5 returnees, I even got two right, AND I got the Right To Stay right, too. Now, at first glance, I was excited at who was coming back. Dan's a good player, and Jen was my favorite player when reading the Storm episodes.

Ultimately, though, I had mixed feelings about the returnees, especially the choice of Sophie. When it comes to Sophie, she's a very strong player who has connections all over the house, and also someone who I cannot let her figure out my identity, or she may very well be after me. Sophie is a strong player when he tries, and I definitely think that he has a secret deal with Aisleyne, so I'm going to be keeping my eyes on her.

When it comes to Jen, I've already voice what I think on this end. I'm very glad she was picked to return, as she was unfairly heckled and treated like shit in her season just for sucking at challenges, which is nothing to be ashamed of. I really feel she deserves a 2nd shot more than anyone.

In the case of Ragan, Ragan was also outcasted in his season and wasn't able to pull through, so we'll see how this goes. Ragan apparently loves the real Sarah from BB6, and likewise likes me. However, this sounds like stuff he's saying to everyone, so I don't trust him yet, but he seems okay.

Dino is someone I really like outside this game, but he doesn't know it's me, nor do I plan to out my alias to anyone under any circumstances, so we'll see if I work with him or not. I definitely hope the opportunity presents itself.

Dan is a great manipulator and strategist, and he is probably the most dangerous returning veteran out of the five, as he is a two-time URTV Winner, so I'm taking this opportunity to vote him out.

So as these five veterans arrive in the house, we get no time to warmly greet them, as I called yet another thing: A Right To Stay Endurance Challenge! Now...my first reaction was this: FUCK ME WITH A RUSTED HAMMER AND NO LUBE! Seriously! I SUCK in challenges! S-U-C-K at them!!! They are my Achilles Heel.

FUCK. SHIT. DAMN. PISS. ASS. FUCK. MY. FUCKING. LIFE.

Now, my first thought was to jump through the screen, break Porsche's glasses, and punch her because she knows how bad I suck at challenges(See WZ) , but yeah, I have too much ~class~ to do this, so I shut up, stay up all night, and get a solid 3+ Hours to get myself though.

Then, the results come in, and Kate, Kevin, Jessie, as expected, get eliminated. I'm honestly glad out of everyone these 3 went. I never talked to Kevin, talking to Kate was like pulling teeth while getting lobotomized, and Jessie is an OTTN Attention Whoring psycho in games, so these three leaving was GREAT news for me.

However, I was very saddened to see Dan and Jen leave. Dan is a nice guy and Jen is my favorite alumni, and someone I genuinely want to work with in the game. However, I had little time to grieve as we jumped right into a live HoH Competition right after.

So then right before the HoH, I get invited into a chat with Brian, Aisleyne, and James. Now, I had been friendly with all three of these players prior to this chat, so James brought us together and made us an alliance. I then named us the Pearly Filthy Hot Mess Sluts(PFHMS), because all three of them were talking about sex en masse, basically, and I wasn't. Now, I'm all for this alliance, as it seems strong, however, I'm not as "100% down" for it as they think I am.

For one, this alliance was formed Week 1, by James, and James has said some things to me that put him on my radar for later rounds. James has bragged to me about his "manipulation" of Lydia, and also how he feels he has enough house influence, already, to make sure none of us(Brian, Me, and Aisleyne) to go on the block next week.

James also considered backdooring Sophie this week if he won...Um, what?! First of all, James, while that's a great idea, this is Week 1, there is no reason to make waves like that. Second of all, it's clear the PFHMS is not your only deal in the house. If we're his #1 deal, that's fine, but I can't be sure and I definitely wouldn't put it past him to do the dirty on us for greener pastures.

On Aisleyne's front, she and Sophie are BFF outside this game, and while it's unfair to target her for this, it's definitely in the back of my mind, and a factoid not lost on me. At all. I'm sure Aisleyne is feeding at least minimal information to Sophie, so I am careful with what I say about Aisleyne.

And on Brian's, Brian is likable but sometimes I have difficulty speaking to him, and he seems to be James' lapdog. This looks like a F2 pair in the making. Will need to be split.

So, that leaves me in an interesting spot. I'm in a 4-person alliance whose company I really enjoy with everyone in it, but at the same time, I don't trust any of them fully yet, as it's too early, so I'm branching out.

Come the HoH Competition, me, James, Brian, and Aisleyne, well, really just me and Aisleyne, basically rape the shit out of the competition, and I get 3rd because Brian felt Ais deserved to win more than me, so she won 5-2 and became HoH, and I was happy as a clam because I got far in the competition, and also was 100% safe for the week, with no blood on my hands!

So, come nominations, Aisleyne nominates Emma because she's been as social as a splinter, and Lydia because Lydia allegedly went to people and said her and Aaron had a F2. Um...what? Are you really that intellectually retarded? Making up rumors about the HoH? LOL LOL LOL! Epic fail! I feel bad for her though, as I don't think she meant any harm by it, but either way, Lydiot lived up to her name with that stunt, and now she'll probably pay with her life for it. James, Brian, Sophie, Aaron, and Drew are definitely evicting her, so she only needs one more to seal her fate.

However that 6th vote will not come from me.

That may be stupid, but I see no reason for me personally to evict Lydia, who likes me, won't nominate me for awhile, and is easy for me to talk to, while Emma is hard for me to talk to, can barely speak any fucking English, and isn't even trying to be social because she feels so safe. Yeah, show you want to be here to get my vote. Thanks. Also, if the vote DOES come back 6-5 or 7-4, I can just sit there and go "Oh I kept her" when I didn't. lol

During this week, I made my own deals. Michelle is someone I could see going far with. She and I have similar personalities and viewpoints on gameplay.

I also told Jen I'd watch her back and buttered her up and acted starstruck, because I want her to take me far. I trust Jen outside these games and know if she gives her word she's loyal, so that's where I stand.

So, for voting, I will be evicting Emma and Dan. The only way this hurts me is if Lydia stays 8-3 or 9-2, in which I can say that I changed my mind last minute because I knew the votes weren't there, and wanted to protect myself. It's an early risk, that might pay off. If it's 6-5, Aisleyne will think I kept Emma, if it's 7-4, she'll think I did too, and even if she doesn't, she can't win HoH next week, and I think I can be social enough to get myself out of the fire if I go up.

As for the Vets. vote, I'm keeping Jen. She's trustworthy, and Dan is not.