Episode #01 - The Ghetto Princess Has Arrived ~

[Saggy Vagina]

The princess is back in town, I better put on my crown ~

Here is where I will post my thoughts on week 1 in this game, which not much happening now except the general pre game chit chat, not much to report, but i'm looking forward to this already

[Saggy Vagina]

*I sit down in the DR and remove my shades before brushing my hair over my shoulder and pouting at the camera*

Just who do these has beens think they are coming into my house?! Like i'm sorry but you've had your time and you failed to shine so please don't get in my way, ok?

But these bitches need to know I love them. I have to be as fake as my tits and just try and get on everyone's good side. Right now i'm doing that and if i was to offer a Final 2 deal to anyone on day 1 it would be;



Just look at that face? Isn't one of just trust and love? But seriously, Sarah and I have hit it off and I like her a lot. She can be the nice sweet girl whilst i'm the ghetto princess fucking shit up.

Also from the has beens I know Sophie and we've been talking so i'm going to try and stick by close to her to get as much information as I can, it's still early days but i'm here to deal with what i've been dealt.

*I place my shades my back on and plaster a fake smile all over my face as i leave the DR*

[Saggy Vagina]

*A flashback sequence plays of me relaxing by the pool as Ragan approaches*

So can you believe this, I was just chilling by myself by the pool, the sun was out and I needed to top up my tan and just look ghetto fabulous, anyway Ragan comes over to me and just sits down besides me, like please, at least say hi before you just take up my space. He them proceeds to say the following

Ragan: (23:47:58) Aisleyne, i have a question.
Aisleyne: (23:48:10) sure babe
Ragan: (23:48:34) the game hasn't started yet, and i just heard a few rumors that you and Aaron wanted to get me and Jen out of the game first...

At this point I almost spat my drink out my mouth in shock.

#1 - I haven't even said a word to Aaron, not even a hello. I think he got lost in the crowd or something on launch night because I haven't seen him anywhere.

#2 - Who the fuck is spreading rumours about me already? Like seriously, this is not okay.

Anyway, Ragan and I spoke it out and in the end I think I cleared things up with him. I like Ragan and the fact he came to me and asked me that pushes him up my love list. But right now I need to try and find out who's throwing me under the bus on Day 2 and also to talk to Jen and Aaron about this.

Oh also hot mess of the game already;



This bitch is going insane with her crazy rumours and she didn't even know how to complete the competition. Like, fucking settle down, she's spouting her mouth off about everyone's business to me and ok whilst it's nice to get this information I don't even believe if it's true or trust her with anything I say, so right now Lydia needs to be kept a close eye on.

[Saggy Vagina]

What's this? Oh just a power alliance I think I see forming in the near future...

[Saggy Vagina]

*Me as I win HoH*

HAAAAA! So after last night's rumours I needed HoH to try and figure shit out and find out who was spreading rumours about me. Right now I have no idea, but if Ragan refuses to give me a name, he'll find himself right up on the chopping block.

No one messes with the ghetto princess...

[Saggy Vagina]

So after spending my first night in the HoH room i've been having a few thoughts.

After spending a lot of time talking to Drew he was more than happy to sell Ragan out and throw him under the bus to me, showing me his conversations with Ragan and also telling how Ragan wouldn't spill a name to the rumour, as he wouldn't to me, yet. The thing is with Drew, I love getting this information, but like Lydia, how easily will he just spread it to other people? Right now I need to keep him close.

Also, this week I think Ragan is my target. Unless he can strongly convince me otherwise. All he'll need to do is tell me who told him these rumours, he might then have a chance to be safe.

And I know being a dominating ghetto princess in that HoH has just gone and placed a huge target on my back, so I can't let this week go to waste

Right now nominations are looking like;

Aaron & Ragan

Aaron just simply as a pawn and I feel he has a good shot against Ragan for the POV, which is the main aim of the week. To remove Ragan. I think I have the votes already in Brian, James, Sarah, Sophie, Lydia, Drew and possibly Dino. So it's all just a case of not letting the POV fall into Ragan's hands.

[Saggy Vagina]

*Sits down in the DR and loudly sighs*

Ok, so this morning has been very interesting. I confronted Ragan about the rumours and he spilled everything

Aisleyne: (10:31:53) ok i need to know
Aisleyne: (10:32:03) who told you that i was targetting you?
Ragan: (10:32:14) I need to know this will stay between us
Aisleyne: (10:32:18) it will
Ragan: (10:32:29) Lydia came to me and told me that you and aaron wanted me out
Ragan: (10:32:38) was there any truth to that at all??
Aisleyne: (10:32:39) can i see chat logs?

*Flashback begins to play*

Lydia: Ik some people want the vets out right away so id watch out
Ragan: thanks for the heads up
Lydia: i think Jen and You are the targgets ((
Ragan: Where did you hear that from?
Lydia: Please dont bring this back to me but I heard it from this Aislnye girl
Ragan: thats one person...
Lydia: and Aaron, I think there aligned

*Flashback ends*

Aisleyne: (10:34:13) lolwtf
Aisleyne: (10:34:18) when was this?
Ragan: (10:34:25) this was DAY 1

Lydia needs to fucking calm down. I knew she was a hot mess and this just more than proved it. Ragan may have potentially saved himself here but it's given me an idea on what to launch;

PROJECT GHETTO CHAOS

If I confront Lydia about this and throw Ragan under the bus all hell will break lose. Those 2 will go out to get each other, ok Ragan will be pissed at me, but who is HoH? Mmhm, yeah me. If I can get people going after each other in my HoH reign it allows me a few weeks in this game and minimal blood on my hands.

So right now nominations are looking like;

Aaron & Ragan

Lydia & ?

Let the games begin.

[Saggy Vagina]

Ok just a heads up for the hosts, I have plans this evening and idk when i'll be back, it shouldn't be too late, i'm on UK time so yeah. The latest anything should happen would be 2/3am my time, but that's like the legit latest, it'll probably be before, but i'm just letting ya'll know

[Saggy Vagina]

Hello! Welcome to the first nomination ceremony of BB Pearl!

Now being the first HoH is never easy, so let's just get this show on the road, as I pull your key you'll be safe and so on and so on, the 2 people who don't receive a key will therefore be nominated for eviction this week.

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I have therefore nominated

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For eviction this week.

Emma - It's the first week of the game and although you social game is starting to form, it is severally lacking and i'm not sure were your head's at so that's the only reason you are nominated today.

Lydia - You lied straight to my face and have now been talking crazy shit about me to people behind my back, so it's with no surprise that today you are nominated. You need to sort yourself out.

And with this, this nomination ceremony is, adjourned.

[Saggy Vagina]

Since when did this house become a fucking mental institute? Like what the fuck?!

Here I am just chilling in the living room sipping on some wine and this fucking crazy bitch walks over to me

*Flashbacks begin to play*

Lydia: (22:20:24) who said i was saying crazy things bout you?!
Aisleyne: (22:20:37) hi to you too
Lydia: (22:21:03) well its pissing me off! I did one thing and I get screwed over
Aisleyne: (22:21:44) you tried to fuck me over day 1
Lydia: (22:21:55) no i was fucked over on day 1!
Lydia: (22:22:08) Who is telling you all this!
Aisleyne: (22:22:39) you threw me under the bus saying i was targetting the vetrens!
Lydia: (22:23:05) no i said you were targetting ragan! Is james telling you this!?
Aisleyne: (22:23:12) no wtf
Aisleyne: (22:23:32) i hardly even talk to james
Lydia: (22:23:36) ragan?
Aisleyne: (22:23:42) no
Lydia: (22:24:17) then who is! I only told ragan that. Either your really good at reading people or theres someone telling you all this!
Aislyne: (22:24:42) im a pretty good read of character
Lydia: (22:25:38) I can tell.. You dont have your story straight though
Lydia: (22:26:00) and you said I was trashtalking you!? No
Aisleyne: (22:26:16) oh
Lydia: (22:28:00) Im not, whos telling you all this!
Aisleyne: (22:28:17) someone
Lydia: (22:29:08) and that someone is?
Lydia: (22:29:18) Look Ik im done just tell me
Aisleyne: (22:29:24) why?
Lydia: (22:29:44) CAUSE IM GETTING EVICTED!
Aisleyne: (22:29:47) yay
Lydia: (22:30:18) your going next... No one gives a crap about you either
Lydia: (22:30:28) everyone thinks your a wild card and wishy washy
Aisleyne: (22:30:30) oh no
Lydia: (22:30:45) sucks to suck bitch.
Aisleyne: (22:30:56) are you like mentally challenged?
Lydia: (22:31:30) no! Are you?
Aisleyne: (22:31:36) yea
Lydia: (22:32:12) haha your funny
Aisleyne: (22:32:19) thanks babe
Lydia: (22:32:53) welcome. You might as well tell me cause you ruined my game
Aisleyne: (22:33:18) you ruined your own
Lydia: (22:33:33) nah. later hater
Aisleyne: (22:33:41) mwah xoxo
Lydia: (22:36:54) yea i just heard it was ragan.
Aisleyne: (22:37:05) i love when you make things up
Lydia: (22:37:37) NO aaron told me!

*Flashback ends*

After that I smashed a bottle over the bitches head and that's now why i'm sat in here on a mandatory call off period. I thank you for not expelling me but seriously she's insane and I can't take much more. That bitch has to fucking leave this week. Crazy people are not welcome here.

Now...am I free to leave the diary room, I've calmed down now

[Saggy Vagina]

As I won't be here, in the event of a tie, I vote to evict, Lydia.

[Saggy Vagina]

Dan V Jen

I vote to evict DAN

I'll give reason and everything when I'm back with full access tomorrow

[Saggy Vagina]

I leave town and my alliance decides to not do what I want? Ok.

This is a ghetto mess that I need to sort out.