Episode #1: First Impressions

[James Rhine]

*Walks in the house, shoves and pushes these dumb tricks outta the way, jumps on the biggest bed* SNAP

Oh... hot damn.. we're still standing on the front porch of the Big Brother house...

Well where do I begin, all of us have just been standing awkwardly... not allowed to talk on the stairs talking for the past what 48 hours? I think that's the reason half of the cast passed out like a day ago. Idiots, they shoulda had a red bull before they walked up here.

Looking at all these houseguests, not very many stand out so far. The only two I've been in constant communication with so far are Brian and Sarah.

Brian
This is one crazy dude, probably my favorite guy in the house so far. He was the first person I talked with, and we can pretty much talk about anything. I've spent the most time talking game with him, and discussing what the possible twist could be, but aside from that we've just talked! It's been very much of a relief, since some of these people are like talking to a piece or furniture, I'm sure the diary room chair has more personality than some of the other players in this game.

Future Sig:


Sarah
Honestly, and ironically, talking with Sarah is honestly like talking to the female version of myself. She gets what needs to be done this week. Social game is everything right now. Like her, I've tried to talk to everyone that we know is in the game so far, and so far I've communicated with everyone but Lydia and Kevin, so if I don't win HoH I'm probably in good graces this week. On the same token, Sarah and I like the same players, and both just enjoy each other's company. We talked about how during the Broncos-Steelers game, one QB is a virgin and the other's a rapist. She's so fun to talk with, and I'm glad I've got someone in the house I can really clique with. I really hope the two of us can work together throughout the game.

April
Oh My God... I don't even know where to start with her. We ended up talking about our favorite players. She likes Rachel from BB12...

greenguru22:Omg, I zoo want to be just like Rachel someday
soo*
Get a masters degree, be super super hot, and fall in love with someone super hot on tv
James Rhine hahahahahaha
So your going to apply to be on Big Brother soon?
greenguru22YES!!!
This year! <3
James Rhine Good Luck! I have a friend who applied!
greenguru22 I need fake red hair and a boob job and I'll be just the person they need lol

Ok.. who in the fuck want's to be like Rachel.. Oh My God when April wins HoH (If) I can already see it..

"Who Wants to see my HoH... Oh shit my tidday popped out... guys don't look!" *Gets to the HoH room "OMGosh TEQUILAAAAAAAAAAAA, OMGOSH I NEED SOMEONE HOT TO GIVE A BLOWJOB WOOO" T_T

^That convo was great, Sarah and I had a lot of time to make fun of her for it.

On a side note, aside from Aprils askewed career goals, I actually like her ok as a person. We had a pretty good conversation, but I can already tell we won't clique on a strategic level. All of the players she likes are known for floating, or social game and I'm here to play a game, and not kiss the feet that other people walk on, so on that note she's bad, but she's a nice person, and I did have a great chat with her, so maybe we'll stay on good terms at least for now.

Michelle
Michelle was the second person I talked to. First impression of her? Dumb Blonde. I actually like Michelle a lot, and on that first night I told Brian that the three of us should stick together for at least the first few weeks. She was really easy to talk to and very open about her background. She told me she was from Maine, so she seemed to be a girl from a mid-sized town like myself. On a game level, I think Michelle is going to be a sleeper pick. I think she's going to be a Janelle of some sorts. The girl will come into this knowing how to play the game, and knowing what she has to do, so from that perspective, she's extremely dangerous, but I'm on her good side, and I think we're going to work very well together!

Kate
My first impression of Kate is, Snake in the weeds. My conversation with Kate was the most brief, but it was apparently less brief than others. I talked to her about the possible twist and turns that y'all hold in store for us, but aside from that, it was pretty difficult to talk to her about ANYTHING else. Honestly, I think Kate's strategy is going to be to lay low for a while, let some drama stir up in the house and stay out of it, then she'll pop out of no where and become a major threat. If not that? She's going to be a plastic girl with an IQ of 69 who runs around trying to give all of us guys blowjobs. Bad deal if she's got AIDs.

Lydia
I talked with her VERY briefly. Honestly she was kinda boring, and I didn't see a whole lot of strategy in her. She asked me to be in an alliance, and I was like, I've been talking to you for 2 seconds. I told her yes, but that doesn't mean I'm opposed to breaking it. Someone like that just says, "Hey wanna be in an alliance" to cover her ass, since at this stage it's very difficult to say no. She probably told everyone that. Not really sure what to make of her tbh.

Aisleyne
I really like Aisleyne. I was very cautious approaching her, knowing she won Big Brother Recycled 2, and was cut throat in her All Stars season. We started talking and we just had so much in common. We talked about music for what seemed like hours, and then talked about our choice of alcohol. I really like her and I'm so happy I got the chance to speak with her. Brian thinks we should watch her given her history, but it's way to early in the game to base anything off of a person's ORG past. I like Aisleyne, and Aisleyne likes me, so we're definately on good terms for now!

Jessie
Jessie is a really cool guy. He also played in the Recycled series, and we jived pretty well. Our conversation revolved around what we thought the twist would be and body image. *Shocker* He talked about how he likes to casually lift weights, and how he has a mancrush on James Franco. Entertaining guy. Certainly on my good side for the moment.

Drew
TBH. I like Drew alright, but our conversation was pretty bland. We both discussed the twist, but aside from that we didn't really talk about anything. He's in my room, so hopefully we'll be able to connect better in the coming days.

Aaron
Aaron was a lot like Jessie, pretty cool guy, but after our main conversation about whatever we talked about. (I don't really remember, I'll have to check my logs) It kinda died a tad. He looks at this competition a lot like I look at it. I'm willing to do it for hours. He said he was going to go for 5 hours, and I had my mind set on about 6 or so.

Kevin
Probably a floater, I've yet to talk with him.

Emma
Haven't talked to her yet.

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Porsche: "Welcome houseguests! As you know, they're are a lot of missing spots on the memory wall. That's because your not alone. As most of you guest it, we have five returning players coming back to the game."

Initial Reaction: Oh it's just Veterans... no big deal.

Dan...
Ragan...
Jen....
Dino....
and
Sophie!

F**k! Seriously, I was talking to Brian and saying I don't give a damn who comes back into this house. I don't care if you bring Makosi back, I'd go toe to toe with that girl in a heartbeat, but the last person i wanted to see here was Sophie. She won her game by working what she paid for, her gigantic boobs. All in all, everything I've heard about Sophie has been mostly negative. In a nutshell, she was a lying, competitive, manipulative whore. The last person I wanted to see in the Candy room, which was essentially perfect once you take her out of the equation. On the other hand, I have yet to talk to her, and based on the reactions from a lot of people, I'm the best looking guy in the house, so I can use her game against her, and use my sex appeal to really heat up her experience in this house prior to her eviction.

Conversations with the Veterans:

Sophie
I've yet to converse with her

Dino
Dino is hands down my favorite Veteran. We're both the same age, and I'm pretty sure I kept him entertained for hours. He was really great to talk to, and we both just sat around making fun of ourselves and making sexual innuendos throughout our entire conversation. Wholistically, I really think I can trust him, especially knowing he got betrayed by Imogen. His trust may be damaged, but I get the feeling Imogen didn't come out of the gate playing nearly as dynamic of a social game as I have.

Ragan
Ragan was easy.. metaphorically and probably literally. He basically came out of the gate in love with me, saying he wanted a Rhine doll in his HoH basket. I really enjoyed talking with him, even though he's crushing really hard on me. We talked about how Sophie's really a dude, so she's a tranny, how lovely. That's just an unwanted penis in the house. But yea, I really liked Ragan, my first impression of him was great, and I feel I'm safe with him.

Jen
Jen was alright, our conversation really didn't go anywhere. We talked for a little bit, but she wasn't fond of the twist. (Which quite frankly I'm not either, but I'm willing to be on for hours if it means staying in this game) We talked a little bit about Strip Beer Pong, and I thought it'd be best strategically to come off as the party houseguest. (I also used this strategy with a plethora of other houseguests) Jen just represents my overall strategy right now, which is to get everyone to like me. I do want to stir the pot a little bit down the road, but for now, social game is definitely the most important thing to me. The first two nominees are going to be people who have played a poor social game in the first couple days.

Dan
I haven't really gotten anywhere with Dan. He hasn't really opened up much. I've made an attempt to strike natural conversation with him and he hasn't really budged. I think Dan is trying to absorb everything he can about all of the players, since he to was betrayed by Imogen. Unlike Dino, Dan is less open with people and trying to get a grip on everyone before he really decides who he wants to align with. Either that, or he's dead set on working with the Vets, which IMO would blow chunks if that group of five aligns together.

Ok, guys! I've got school in the AM, so I'll update this with impressions on the competition and my feelings tomorrow! Nite guys!

[James Rhine]

Day 2: Right to Stay

Porsche: "Welcome Houseguests, by the end of the night, 5 of you will be evicted, and we will be down to 13 of you. Get ready for a long night ahead."

So we walk outside into the backyard, and there are 18 pedastools floating in the pool with our key hanging over each stool. The goal of the competition is to hold onto your keys as long as you possibly can without falling off or letting go.

Hour 1:
So, we all begin the HoH competition, and just like that Jessie ties a noose up and HANGS HIMSELF! Oh My God, this is fanfuckingtastic! Mr. Pectacular is dead and that's one strong competitor we can count out of the BBPearl House. Sorry you committed suicide Jessie, but tbh, nobody likes your muscles, we're all kinda glad your dead. Bye, fuck you, have a great afterlife, kthanx.

Ok, so with all the suicidal players out of the way, things start to get intense, 17 of us know we have to stay up there as long as we can to earn our place in this game. All of a sudden, in an "Unexpected" twist Big Brother unleashes the floodgates on us, and we're all soaping wet. Ironically the balance queen Kate and Kevin, who's got to be used to slick surfaces himself given his history with cumdumpsters, ( ) both drop off of their stools in the most pathetic attempt at a key challenge in the history of the show. Grats on sucking, kthax bye.

1 hour and 10 minutes:
This is when the game got a little bit surprising, all of a sudden Dan of all people lets go of his key. Tbh, I was very surprised, he got 4th in his season, so to see him go was certainly a shocker. Can't say I'm not happy, that's another strong competitor denunzio from the competition.

1 hour and 30 minutes:
One more needs to fall, I'm getting bored, and at this point I'm taking shots of Bacardi every time waitress Nikki comes over in her skimpy little outfit (Your Hot by the way) to ask if we need anything. At this point, I stopped remembering what the fuck we were doing, and just held onto my key. Jen, being the airhead "Jenius" she is began acting like a cheerleader, did a split and hilariously fell into the pool breaking her fake nose in the process. Pretty funny when someone gets evicted and taken out on a stretcher. That's gonna go down in reality television history.

The rest of the competition:
To be quite honest, I'm not sure what really happened. I tried to stay on as long as possible trying to win a prize or something, but either Aaron beat me, or their was no prize to be had. I sware by the end of that comp, I felt like I was staring at a banana that wanted to take my dignity away like the slippery wiener did to Britney in BB12. Too much Bacardi somehow results in James pwning the competition. Overall, it makes me feel kinda dumb, but hey, I proved I'm here to play an All Star game and honestly let's bring it on, let's go. I'm ready to play and I'm glad we have 12 other people playing this game as well. I know one of those 5 evictees are coming back, (Except Jessie since he committed suicide) and it's probably going to be a Vet, but let the good times roll. By the end of these first few weeks I will have these people running scared of me, and I will make damn sure that some of these Vets know that I'm a force to be reckoned with.


Forgot to Mention: I'll write my DR for today and Day 4 tomorrow night. I'd write this one tonight, but the PFHMS (Pearly Filthy Hot Mess Sluts) alliance was formed between, Sarah, Brian, Aisleyne, and myself. (That's why we were the last four standing ) I have a lot to write about tomorrow, and how we've already employed strategy in the HoH so nobody thinks we're working together.

[James Rhine]

Day 3: Enter the Pearly Filthy Hot Mess Sluts

Just a typical day in the Big Brother House. Everyone's running around frantic for the HoH comp. Losers. Veto King is ready to play.

Porsche: "You will be playing BB Mini"

When I hear that we're playing BB Mini for the HoH I wanted to jump thru the TV screen and give Porsche a Giant Sensual (Wrong show) Kiss. Right before the HoH, the first alliance of the "Summer" was formed. Sarah, Brian, Aisleyne, and myself all got together in a private chat, and being the dirty whores that we are, Sarah, the innocent one, came up with our name.

The Pearly Filthy Hot Mess Sluts

^Keeping it classy hosts

All of us prepared to play BB Mini as a team without making ourselves look suspicious. It was time for the game to begin.

Pre-HoH:
Lydia was passed out from her hangover
Emma had to leave the show for one hour due to a personal matter
Aaron... kidnapped by a honey badger?
Ragan had food poisoning

First Two Rounds: Drew and April evicted
Round Three: Michelle evicted
This is where our strategy started, we thru Michelle two pity votes to make sure it didn't look like we were together.
Round Four: Sophie evicted
Found Five: Once again, we split the vote 1-1, so that nobody suspected the four of us to be together
Round Six: This round hid the positioning of our group, Sarah won Veto, knew she was the deciding vote and evicted me, so that Brian felt safer. I'm pretty sure I have a higher priority than Brian so I went along with it. I didn't want HoH anyways, i got too many people in this house that like me.
Round Seven: Sarah evicted (She didnt win an HoH round)
Round Eight: Aisleyne won 6 PoVs and 2 or 3 HoHs, so we gave it to her.

Thoughts: I was a little disappointed with my performance in the HoH; however that was my purpose in answering the 2 questions AFTER I lost. I wanted to show people that I have a tad bit of competitive might in me, but obviously the target is squarely on Aisleyne's back, so I'm certainly sitting pretty for the week.

Aisleyne: "Who wants to see my HoH room"
I was stoked to see Ash's HoH room, I mean she's in my alliance, we got a smooth week of wrecking these weaklings. (More on that in Day 4 entry, I know this one is kinda boring)

*Walks in her room*

OHHHHH snap! The room is WHITE!!!! It looks so sleak and fabricated, when I'm having sex in it, nobody will be able to find cum stains anywhere I'm innocently taking a shower, nobody will be able to see me since I'm white! Augsomesauce! Anyways, "LIBRA FUCKING THOMPSON" ... Damnit Kalia Kong, you got it stuck in my head. Oh right, I'm going to have a monkey fight with Aisleyne, I'm sure her tits will pop out and I'll end up motorboating her, but hey, that's what friends do... wow I'm living up to my name.. Yeah Aisleyne's HoH room was solid, anytime someone else wins it'll suck.

Regardless, yesterday was boring. In Day 4 I've already started planting seeds, and I'll update my first impressions of Sophie, Emma and others. This will probably be modified later.

[James Rhine]

Day 4: Let the scheming begin!

Today was the day PFHMS unleashed their fury on the house quietly and chaotically. Before I get to that, I'm going to update my first impressions on some of the others!

Sophie
Wow! I really like Sophie a lot. Who really cares if she won, there will be ways to get rid of her later. Like she was just a really cool "chick" to talk with, and I liked her approach on things and how realistic it was. She doesn't sugarcoat anything and tells it how it is. She understands why she's here for her second season, and everyone is aware of that, but I'm certainly going to enjoy her boobs company while it lasts. Regardless, Sophie's great, and I hope we can collaborate at some point in this game.

Emma
I liked her alright. She was slightly one dimensional. We talked a little bit about why she wasn't at HoH, and how she's here to play. That aside we didn't go anywhere for the most part. We had a slight conversation about the Top 100 Songs of 1983, but that was where it ended. Emma really needs to step up her game if she wants to have a shot at this game. She's already got a firm target on her back due to lack of communicaiton.

Drew
Drew and I talked a lot more today, he's making up for his lack of social game so far and he knows it. I really enjoyed my conversation with him today about college and stuff like that. We sat around in the afternoon and just talked, it was pretty reassuring and relieving to have a nice little chat unrelated to the game.

Post Conversation Thoughts: I have a little plan I'm going to propose to the PFHMS tomorrow. We're going to have 13 people in the house at the end of this week, and I'm thinking everyone of us should reel in another player as a associate in order to make sure there isn't any focus on the core alliance of the four of us. I know I've played a pretty dynamic social game so far, and have left a resembling mark on a lot of people, so I have a lot of different options to pick from, but if I had my first four choices I'd pick Dino, Sophie, Drew, and Michelle for each of us to group off with. It's something that obviously may be too early to implement, but our alliance is already teeming with potential given the events that occured today.

Pre-Nominations:
Before the nominations, I pulled a giant Dr. Will on Lydia and Ragan. Ragan obviously likes me, and keeps asking for shots of my cum every 2.4 seconds, so I keep making him think we're really good friends, (and in all honesty I do like the guy alright) and it was at this time I figured out he was upset about the nominations thinking he was going up. I told him that I was more likely to be in danger based on my prowess in the RtS comp. He then proceeded to tell me Lydia told him Aaron had a Final Two deal with Aisleyne. A fabricated lie Ragan got offline, and Lydia conveniently got on. She told me that she was telling people Aaron and Aisleyne had a final two deal when they didn't. Lydia, like Ragan thinks we are really close, so I used this closeness to easily throw her under the bus. (Since I never really wanted to work with her to begin with) Aisleyne and Briguy get on and we start a group chat.

Chat: (Dustin is Brian)
James Rhine (5:16:20 PM): Briguy
James Rhine (5:16:24 PM): There
James Rhine (5:16:26 PM): Ok
Jenuinejen69 (5:16:28 PM): hi
James Rhine (5:16:33 PM): Harrro
James Rhine (5:16:35 PM): <3
Dustin Stevens (5:16:38 PM): The party has arrived
James Rhine (5:16:42 PM): Oh My God
Dustin Stevens (5:16:45 PM): And I actually eman Aisleyne
James Rhine (5:16:48 PM): these guys are flipping out
Dustin Stevens (5:16:50 PM): We were waiting for you
Jenuinejen69 (5:16:58 PM): wut
James Rhine (5:17:05 PM): I just told Bri about how everyone thinks your working with different people
James Rhine (5:17:14 PM): Nobody has any idea about us
Jenuinejen69 (5:17:25 PM): who do people think im with
Dustin Stevens (5:17:58 PM): Aaron
James Rhine (5:17:59 PM): aaron
Dustin Stevens (5:18:01 PM): according to James
James Rhine (5:18:14 PM): I heard two people say it
James Rhine (5:18:22 PM): Ragan said it verbatim, Lydia alluded to it
Jenuinejen69 (5:18:31 PM): yeah me and aaron are f2
James Rhine (5:18:40 PM): You whore! ;-)
Jenuinejen69 (5:18:48 PM): =-O
Jenuinejen69 (5:18:49 PM): >
Dustin Stevens (5:19:02 PM): I HAD A F2 WITH AARON TOO!
Dustin Stevens (5:19:05 PM): THAT CHEATING WHORE!
Dustin Stevens (5:19:06 PM): JK!
Jenuinejen69 (5:19:08 PM): >
James Rhine (5:19:12 PM): I HAD F2 WITH AARON
Dustin Stevens (5:19:16 PM): OMG
James Rhine (5:19:19 PM): HE FUCKED US ALL
Jenuinejen69 (5:19:20 PM): OMG
Jenuinejen69 (5:19:26 PM): i liked getting fucked by aaron
James Rhine (5:19:33 PM): 0_o
James Rhine (5:19:40 PM): I thought I was the best fucker in the house
Dustin Stevens (5:19:50 PM): EXCUSE ME JAMES?
Dustin Stevens (5:19:52 PM): I AM!
James Rhine (5:20:03 PM): I lasted way longer than you kthanx
Dustin Stevens (5:20:23 PM): I finished quickly so I could watch TV
Dustin Stevens (5:20:29 PM): you bored me
James Rhine (5:20:40 PM): Thats not what your moans were saying
Dustin Stevens (5:20:47 PM): I WAS FAKING
James Rhine (5:20:57 PM): explain the cum on the bedsheets then
Dustin Stevens (5:21:15 PM): Those were Ragan's fromearlier
James Rhine (5:21:28 PM): Ragan isnt even in our room
James Rhine (5:21:36 PM): Ash dont be mad at lydia
Jenuinejen69 (5:21:44 PM): hi lydia is annoting me
James Rhine (5:21:58 PM): no dont let her know about the aaron thing
Dustin Stevens (5:22:06 PM): I think this is great. Aaron's getting attemtion, not us, and if Aarona nd Ash are nommed together we can get votes to keep her
James Rhine (5:22:27 PM): I already planted a assload of seeds
Jenuinejen69 (5:22:35 PM): yay
James Rhine (5:22:36 PM): I told Drew I voted for Brian to win HoH
Jenuinejen69 (5:22:41 PM): =-O
Jenuinejen69 (5:22:48 PM): drew and michelle voted brian
James Rhine (5:22:57 PM): I told ragan and lydia I'm worried Im going up
Dustin Stevens (5:23:00 PM): Michelle voted me?
Jenuinejen69 (5:23:03 PM): yea
Jenuinejen69 (5:23:05 PM): she told me
Dustin Stevens (5:23:06 PM):
James Rhine (5:23:10 PM): =-O
Dustin Stevens (5:23:19 PM): Drew and someone else said they voted me
Jenuinejen69 (5:23:35 PM): i think it was michelle
James Rhine (5:23:48 PM): You know Ash
Dustin Stevens (5:24:50 PM): What dies Ash know?
Dustin Stevens (5:24:53 PM): does
James Rhine (5:25:03 PM): Lydia is freaking out
Jenuinejen69 (5:25:14 PM): good
James Rhine (5:25:15 PM): "she hates me now"
Dustin Stevens (5:25:18 PM): I wouldn't mind her being evicted just sayin'
Jenuinejen69 (5:25:18 PM): shes going up
Dustin Stevens (5:25:26 PM): (claps)
James Rhine (5:25:27 PM): Whelp she's fucked
James Rhine (5:25:33 PM): Tread carefully
Jenuinejen69 (5:25:35 PM): she just lied to my face
James Rhine (5:25:48 PM): if it gets back to Ragan, he'll suspect me since I think it was between the two of them
Dustin Stevens (5:25:51 PM): Lydia PM's like, EVERYONE at the beginning of a game
James Rhine (5:26:00 PM): and asks to be in an alliance?
Jenuinejen69 (5:26:02 PM): lydia is a lose cannon
Dustin Stevens (5:26:10 PM): Ludia just mailed everyone
Jenuinejen69 (5:26:20 PM): she has to go
James Rhine (5:26:22 PM): Ash, I'm telling Lydia you wouldn't tell me who your putting up
Dustin Stevens (5:26:27 PM): but thats already being a spaz
Jenuinejen69 (5:26:31 PM): ok
Dustin Stevens (5:26:41 PM): Any thoughts as to who will go up with Lydia?
Jenuinejen69 (5:26:48 PM): probably emma
James Rhine (5:26:49 PM): We have to get Sarah in here and let her kno the good news
Jenuinejen69 (5:26:53 PM): ive hardly spoke to her till today
James Rhine (5:27:17 PM): Btw Ash
James Rhine (5:27:20 PM): Put my key last
Dustin Stevens (5:27:24 PM): Sarah is very non-responsive to me. Maybe she's just busy.
Jenuinejen69 (5:27:33 PM): ok
Jenuinejen69 (5:27:39 PM): sorry im texting too :-!
James Rhine (5:27:43 PM): your coolio
Dustin Stevens (5:27:44 PM): Put my key anywhere
Dustin Stevens (5:27:48 PM): Or first
Dustin Stevens (5:27:50 PM): XP
Dustin Stevens (5:27:53 PM): jk
James Rhine (5:28:18 PM): I like Ragan
James Rhine (5:28:24 PM): But i think it should be Lydia and Ragan
Jenuinejen69 (5:28:38 PM): no im not putting ragan up
James Rhine (5:28:57 PM): The only reason I mention it is because they seem to be close
James Rhine (5:29:00 PM): But hold on
Dustin Stevens (5:29:00 PM): Then they would both know James talks shit
James Rhine (5:29:06 PM): True
James Rhine (5:29:19 PM): I asked Lydia if she told anyone else about the thing with Aaron
Dustin Stevens (5:29:22 PM): Emma is like, the perfect person to nominate
James Rhine (5:29:38 PM): "No only Ragan"
James Rhine (5:29:43 PM): yea nominate Emma
Jenuinejen69 (5:29:45 PM): emma is such an easy nom
James Rhine (5:29:56 PM): she's just a pawn anyways
Jenuinejen69 (5:30:04 PM): yea
Dustin Stevens (5:30:15 PM): Besides, I'm sure people don't even know she's in the game.
James Rhine (5:30:18 PM): James: "Then how could she know"
Dustin Stevens (5:30:19 PM): I didn't.
James Rhine (5:30:24 PM): Lydia: "Ragan"
James Rhine (5:30:26 PM): We rock
Jenuinejen69 (5:30:33 PM): project chaos
James Rhine (5:30:40 PM): "ik me and him were allies, not anymore"
Dustin Stevens (5:30:45 PM): Why are both of you purple?
James Rhine (5:30:51 PM): Im brown
Dustin Stevens (5:30:59 PM): Ur purple on mine
Jenuinejen69 (5:30:59 PM): lydia is fucking insane
Jenuinejen69 (5:31:04 PM): i swear to god
Dustin Stevens (5:31:04 PM): TRUE DAT
James Rhine (5:31:36 PM): Lol, I'm telling lydia she needs to work on her social game
James Rhine (5:31:41 PM): She totally thinks Im with her
Jenuinejen69 (5:31:56 PM): she has to go
Jenuinejen69 (5:32:01 PM): i cant deal with her
James Rhine (5:32:21 PM): Someone has got to post this in their DR
Dustin Stevens (5:32:25 PM): I haven't even spoken to her'
James Rhine (5:32:38 PM): no this group chat
Jenuinejen69 (5:32:42 PM): i will lol
Dustin Stevens (5:32:44 PM): One of ya'al can, you're closer to Lydia's psychoness
Jenuinejen69 (5:32:54 PM): i set my DR's out like snippits from the episode lol
James Rhine (5:32:58 PM): Jen once you do can you C&P to me
James Rhine (5:33:04 PM): idk how to find the logs
James Rhine (5:34:26 PM): i could cause some more chaos but id fuck me
James Rhine (5:34:42 PM): tell lydia to throw ragan under the bus
Dustin Stevens (5:35:03 PM): [16:34] Emma: who do you think aisleyene will nom?
[16:35] cubchoohouse: I have no fucking clue.
James Rhine (5:35:17 PM): we are rocking this out xD
James Rhine (5:35:25 PM): how do you get the chat like that
James Rhine (5:35:33 PM): or how do you get the log like that
Dustin Stevens (5:35:35 PM): copy and paste?
James Rhine (5:35:46 PM): C&P for me..
Dustin Stevens (5:35:49 PM): [16:35] Emma: m too
[16:35] Emma: i hope its not me
Dustin Stevens (5:35:52 PM): DYIN
James Rhine (5:35:53 PM): Dustin Stevens 5:35 pm
copy and paste?


James Rhine 5:35 pm
C&P for me..

James Rhine (5:36:12 PM): it doesnt like meh
James Rhine (5:36:31 PM): the thing is how do we know if emma will be safe
Dustin Stevens (5:36:58 PM): We tell erryone how PSYCHO Lydia is
James Rhine (5:37:22 PM): Sarah is going to be in love
Dustin Stevens (5:37:33 PM): Does she hate Lydia?
James Rhine (5:38:03 PM): no, just at how nobody suspects us and we've already caused chaos in the house
James Rhine (5:38:13 PM): oh Ash
James Rhine (5:38:20 PM): just to add fuel to the fire
James Rhine (5:38:26 PM): pull Ragan first or second
Jenuinejen69 (5:39:00 PM): sorry im sorting out my dates :-!
Dustin Stevens (5:40:12 PM): I love this season's keys!
James Rhine (5:40:26 PM): me to!
James Rhine (5:40:28 PM): our hosty rocks
James Rhine (5:40:34 PM): wow lydia is spilling her guts
James Rhine (5:40:37 PM): she sucks at this game
Jenuinejen69 (5:40:51 PM): what is she saying now?
James Rhine (5:41:14 PM): shes copying her entire convo with you
Dustin Stevens (5:41:14 PM): fucking escape button
Dustin Stevens (5:41:20 PM): who?
James Rhine (5:41:27 PM): lydia
James Rhine (5:41:31 PM): this is her convo with ash
James Rhine (5:41:47 PM): me-I did tell Ragan that you were targetting him. Because Ragan was gonna put me up cause he didnt like me, and I needed the target off my back and this was day 1
bitch-probably not the best thing to go around saying on day 1
me-He was saying causeh he thought I was annoying he would put me up when he won HoH! So I was shocked and scared!
me-Well all im saying is im sorry and it was on impulse cause Ragan wanted to come at me reckless
me-so im sorry. I souldve just told ya
bitch-did you just lie to me!
me-no!
James Rhine (5:41:59 PM): shes calling you bitch
James Rhine (5:42:04 PM): dont let her know that
James Rhine (5:42:15 PM): Bitch-you said youd help me find the person and it was you
me-im sorry!
bitch-yea you should be
Jenuinejen69 (5:42:47 PM): omg
James Rhine (5:42:55 PM): lydia fail
James Rhine (5:43:13 PM): dont let her know she called you a bitch it'll fuck me
Jenuinejen69 (5:43:44 PM): lol i wont
Dustin Stevens (5:43:46 PM): Can I cast my vote to evict now?
Jenuinejen69 (5:43:53 PM): yes pls
James Rhine (5:44:26 PM): Too bad theres a veto
Jenuinejen69 (5:44:49 PM): we'll win
James Rhine (5:45:07 PM): especially if I play
Dustin Stevens (5:45:18 PM): And me
Dustin Stevens (5:45:33 PM): What happens if Aisleyne gets HG Choice?
James Rhine (5:45:42 PM): Have you ever even played in a veto #BB10 backdoor
Dustin Stevens (5:46:00 PM): huh?
Jenuinejen69 (5:46:01 PM): Lydia - Pearl: (22:45:33) like, should i start prepping for veto
Jenuinejen69: (22:45:54) probably
James Rhine (5:46:18 PM): xD
James Rhine (5:46:29 PM): she is taking everything i tell her to do and doing it
James Rhine (5:46:32 PM): such a tool
James Rhine (5:46:56 PM): I told her to sugarcoat you (she didnt do the sugarcoat part but she talked to you)
Jenuinejen69 (5:47:08 PM): LOL
James Rhine (5:47:20 PM): Seriously
James Rhine (5:47:24 PM): I just talked to her
James Rhine (5:47:30 PM): Honestly all you can do is prep for the veto
James Rhine (5:47:37 PM): and then she asks you xD
Jenuinejen69 (5:47:48 PM): is she like 12?
James Rhine (5:47:54 PM): probably
James Rhine (5:47:57 PM): she sucks at this
James Rhine (5:47:58 PM): bad
James Rhine (5:48:15 PM): I cant believe after the HoH there wasnt a slight suspicion
James Rhine (5:48:21 PM): all these people are stupid
Dustin Stevens (5:48:28 PM): Slight suspicion of what?
Dustin Stevens (5:48:30 PM): Us?
James Rhine (5:48:47 PM): yea
James Rhine (5:48:53 PM): we were the final four
Dustin Stevens (5:48:57 PM): We're just too good.
James Rhine (5:49:02 PM): it was the split votes
Jenuinejen69 (5:49:04 PM): final 4 forever
Dustin Stevens (5:50:08 PM): <333333333
Dustin Stevens (5:50:12 PM): Hellz yeea
James Rhine (5:50:30 PM): hold on lets see what she says to this one
Jenuinejen69 (5:50:30 PM): imma write up my nominations ceremony
James Rhine (5:50:49 PM): But we have to wait till 9
James Rhine (5:50:51 PM): ughhhhh
James Rhine (5:50:57 PM): I want Sarah on
James Rhine (5:50:58 PM): nowwww
James Rhine (5:51:55 PM): shes totally byeing all the lies im telling her
James Rhine (5:52:00 PM): *bying
James Rhine (5:52:05 PM): *buying
James Rhine (5:52:57 PM): I told her this Ash. And if I win, no way in hell I use the Veto on her
James Rhine (5:53:03 PM): Lydia Tavera 5:51 pm
ok thanks. If you ein please save me


James Rhine 5:51 pm
I won't let you down :-D
If I get Veto I'll make sure you're safe



Lydia Tavera 5:51 pm
thank you!! God, I hate ainslyne
Dont excpet that bitch to be in here by week 3



James Rhine 5:52 pm
I got your back lydia



Lydia Tavera 5:52 pm
thanks got urs 2 james!



James Rhine 5:52 pm
if you want her gone she'll be gone
Jenuinejen69 (5:53:16 PM): LOL
James Rhine (5:53:22 PM): Hopefully her trusting me, we'll allow her to feed me more info
Jenuinejen69 (5:53:29 PM): yay
Jenuinejen69 (5:53:33 PM): she's so fucking dumb
James Rhine (5:53:51 PM): she failed in not being social at the start of the game
James Rhine (5:54:37 PM): where'd briguy go
Jenuinejen69 (5:54:53 PM): died
James Rhine (5:54:58 PM): R.I.P
James Rhine (5:55:14 PM): PFHMS are raping and its only week one
James Rhine (5:55:18 PM): beauty
Jenuinejen69 (6:04:34 PM): who should be last key?
James Rhine (6:04:50 PM): Me? Or me next to last
Jenuinejen69 (6:05:00 PM): ok
James Rhine (6:09:23 PM): I'm werking on ragan now Aisleyne
Jenuinejen69 (6:10:11 PM): im talking to him too
James Rhine (6:10:46 PM): Im telling him what Lydia said
James Rhine (6:10:56 PM): James Rhine 6:08 pm
Lydia is freaking out
apparently Aisleyne siad Lydia lied to her face or something
Lydia sent me a bunch of stuff that was exchanged between her and Aisleyne, and she's going up


James Rhine 6:10 pm
Lydia is upset because she thinks that you told Aisleyne that Lydia said Aaron and Aisleyne had a F2 deal
James Rhine (6:12:43 PM): planting seeds is so much fun :-D
James Rhine (6:12:49 PM): We're motorboatting again tonight
Jenuinejen69 (6:13:05 PM):
James Rhine (6:14:23 PM): actualyl
James Rhine (6:14:30 PM): we should fucking cruiseliner
Jenuinejen69 (6:15:17 PM): =-O
James Rhine (6:15:48 PM): This is to lydia
James Rhine (6:15:52 PM): James Rhine 6:15 pm
Are you sure you didnt tell anybody else?
Like 100%


James Rhine 6:15 pm
b/c if it wasnt ragan or I and your the only people you've talked to about it, then Aisleyne is either really good at reading you, or your fabricating a story to make us think your going up
James Rhine (6:16:13 PM): she is totally fucked
Jenuinejen69 (6:16:23 PM): yay
Jenuinejen69 (6:16:39 PM): Emma - It's the first week of the game and although you social game is starting to form, it is severally lacking and i'm not sure were your head's at so that's the only reason you are nominated today.

Lydia - You lied straight to my face and have now been talking crazy shit about me to people behind my back, so it's with no surprise that today you are nominated. You need to sort yourself out.
James Rhine (6:17:10 PM): Perfect
Jenuinejen69 (6:17:24 PM): yay
James Rhine (6:17:46 PM): I hope the nominations are up early since your done now!
Jenuinejen69 (6:17:59 PM): same lol
James Rhine (6:30:10 PM): Your tits are not real!
Jenuinejen69 (6:30:16 PM): >
James Rhine (6:30:27 PM): I felt the silicon
Jenuinejen69 (6:30:33 PM): :-(
Jenuinejen69 (6:30:34 PM): shush
James Rhine (6:37:51 PM): lydia is off
Jenuinejen69 (6:37:57 PM): finally
James Rhine (6:38:26 PM): NOMINATIONS ARE UP
Jenuinejen69 (6:38:54 PM): yay
James Rhine (6:39:50 PM): It's poifect
James Rhine (6:44:47 PM): Shocker rts
Jenuinejen69 (6:44:55 PM): huh
James Rhine (6:45:01 PM): Dan and Jen are still in
James Rhine (6:45:54 PM): I absolutely love playing with these people
Jenuinejen69 (6:46:43 PM): oh i just saw

Long story short: Lydia and Ragan have bought everything!!! Ragan thinks Lydia is a snitch, Lydia thinks Ragan is a snitch. This is perfect. If we can manipulate people like this every week, we're going to have one easy ass game. Obviously, I'm not opposed to spicing things up if things get too boring, but I love the PFHMS for now. We kick serious ass.

Nominations:
1st Key: Dino, you are safe
4th Key: Brian, you are safe
8th Key: Ragan, you are safe
9th Key: Sarah, you are the safe
10th Key: James you are safe

These nominations are absoposotively PERFECT! Lydia is on the block. Dino our closest ally not in the PFHMS was 1st, and Brian, Sarah and I were scurried in the middle. I got Aisleyne to pull me last due to my association with Ragan and Lydia so that they'd think I'm in the same boat as them. Overall, unless Lydia wins PoV which I doubt she will, we really have a smooth week on our hands. We sabotaged something of a duo in the house and have exposed an alliance early on. The four of us together are already working like a well oiled machine ready to take out anything in our path in the discrete serial killer way where everyone goes, "Oh Shit, when did he/she die.. what's behind me..." Tehehehe.

I can't wait to toy with these people even more in the coming week. Having this idea to oust Lydia obviously may make me a little shady to the alliance, but it shows my strategic nature, and once I get a competition under my belt, I can surely say I'm playing the best game strategically, socially, and competitively. Day 5 should hold some good times in store. Time to kick back and see what else these kooks do.

Rhineman Out!

[James Rhine]

Pretty Sure, I don't have to do these, but what the hell:

1. Who do you feel closest to in the house, and why? Who do you dislike the most, and why?
It's really hard to say who I feel closest to in the house. Strategically; absolutely Sarah. Personally; Brian or Aisleyne. Strategically it's Sarah because I can TELL she's the same type of player as I am. She wants to establish herself socially, and at some point down the road she's going to feel like she needs to pull some strategic moves like myself. Personally, I'm probably closer with Aisleyne at this point. We talk a whole lot more, and she's just really fun to talk with, especially when it involves sex. Still love my Briguy tho. Quite frankly I don't dislike anyone, but I didn't care for Lydia, which is why I was so quick to throw her under the bus. Of course I have her thinking that she's my top asset, but in reality I sold her down the river and left her for dead. I didn't like her strategy of coming out of the gates fabricating a lie with nothing to back it up, and in addition the fact she wasn't really that interesting to talk to. She's too much of a loose cannon this early in the game.

2. What are your thoughts on the five veterans entering the game?
As I stated in my first DR, I wasn't really that phased by it. Sophie and Dino seem to be the only ones with any real sort of strategy. Dan was apparently something of a floater, Jen was a pawn, and Ragan got 10th place. I don't feel threated by any of them, and to be quite honest, I feel Sophie is the only one who poses any sort of risk. Dino can be easily worked, Sophie can't and that's why Sophie is a great game player. Shame she didn't do DRs. Had she, she would have been in All Stars easily.

3. How do you feel about Aisleyne's HoH reign, and the current nominees?
Aisleyne's HoH is absolutely perfect. It gives the PFHMS the opprotunity to sit back, plant seed, and let people blow up on themselves. After yesterday, we're going to sit back and let the week play out as is, knowing we've successfully sabotaged a pair without really trying. As for myself, it's nice Aisleyne is HoH because it moves the target a tad bit off of my back. Some people are absolutely frustrated by her nominations in totality, so she's at the most risk of everyone in PFHMS. Lydia is the target, and Emma is a pawn. The nominations are perfect.

4. How do you feel about Dan & Jen's auto-nominations? Of the two of them, who do you currently prefer to keep in the house?
Tbh, I don't really care about either of them. They're more useless than Snooki's poop. I honestly don't really recognize them in the game. I'd rather have Jen come back since she seems stupider, but these are the two people I've communicated with the least, so to Prejury with them both.

5. How do you feel about the PoV Drawings & Competition? Who do you hope to see win the PoV?
The competitive side of me is pissed I didn't get to play in the PoV, but overall I'm pretty contented with the drawings. Brian, Dino, and April aren't going to use it, and Ash wants Lydia gone. As long as one of those four wins the Veto I could care less. Even if Emma wins I don't care, as long as Lydia doesn't win. If Lydia wins PFHMS will have to nominate somebody else, which will throw a wrench into our plan. I need to make sure Lydia goes because she's just to lame. I can't really connect with her, so off with her head, and her 70 skank tattoes.

[James Rhine]

Day 5 and Day 6: Kick Back and Relax

The past two days have involved a whole lot of nothing. All I've spent the past few days on is trying to align the votes to keep Emma without letting Lydia find out, as well as playing to people's likes in order to keep myself high in everyone's eyes. Aaron, has probably been the person I've made the most progress with. I told him that Lydia was the source of the rumor, and he promised to keep that secret safe, so we have a built in trust there. In addition, I know he wants Lydia gone for the rumor. All in all, it kinda sucks that we have nothing to really talk about this past couple days, spare the Veto. So I guys it's time to make fun of the houseguests! Yuss!!

Veto:
Aisleyne winning the Veto wasn't really a shocker to me. Lydia and Emma both getting disqualified was pretty pathetic imo. Considering they're both nominated, you'd think they'd take all the precautions to make sure they don't screw up and then they both do. I don't think either of them deserves to be here, and the fact someone is probably going to have to waste an HoH week on the one that survives next week is trashier than Courtney Love. I didn't play in the Veto, so that aside I don't really care. Aisleyne has the power and the target. So, I'm in a great position not only in the game, but in my own alliance.

James Superlatives
Since I have absolutely nothing else to talk about, I'm doing superlatives, because they're augsome. Here we go.

Most Likely to find drugs in a homeless place (As opposed to Love in a hopeless place): Aisleyne!
Most Likely to tattoo herself into a coma: Lydia
Most Likely to get a Sex Change: Brian
Most Likely to have her boobs pop out during a Live HoH: Sophie
Most Likely to get gangbanged in Porn: Ragan
Most Likely to trip on the runway during Fashion Week: Michelle
Most Likely to become a Serial Killer : Aaron
Most Likely to drown in a pool of mud: Jen
Most Likely to try to order food from McDonald's in Spanish: Emma
Most Likely to swallow a banana as if it's a penis: Dino
Most Likely to get out of trouble by sleeping with their professor: Sarah (She's not as innocent as she looks, I would know!)
Most Likely to rape someone: Dan (He's too quiet!)
Most Likely to be the most normal person in this house: Drew
Most Likely to set their boyfriend's car on fire: April (Bitch is going to go crazy at some point)

Eviction votes incoming!

[James Rhine]

Day 7: "Each week, the houseguests vote to evict one of their own."

Lydia vs. Emma
The pros to keeping Lydia is that she's a drama starter. Anybody that will walk around on the third day and try to fabricate a rumor about the HoH has an IQ lower than a doorknob. She'll be that person here in the house who just can't keep in touch with reality, and keeping her around a few more weeks wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing. The downside to keeping her, is that she's pretty vunerable in this house right now, and if we keep her, she may just mortgage her soul off to the Veterans and do all of their bidding for them. In addition I'm in an "alliance" with her, if you want to call it that at this point, so if I keep her, it basically means I have to continue working with an eight year old.

As for Emma, she's extremely one dimensional. Having a conversation with her is less exciting than watching a tree grow. Obviously with Emma the con to keeping her is that she's going to be one of those people nobody wants to waste an HoH week on, and to be honest if I had my ultimate choice, I'd rather evict these two, and just keep Dan and Jen. The good thing about keeping Emma, is the fact she's pretty useless. Nobody can understand her since she apparently speaks Spanish, so she can't really cause any damage in this house.

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Porsche: "Hey James"
Hi Porsche!
Porsche: "Please cast your vote to evict"
With all 60 tattoos behind her, I vote to evict Lydia


Jen vs. Dan
To be quite honest, Dan and Jen have to be the worst Veterans of all time. I've had the weakest lines of communication with both of them. They're a lot like Emma in the sense, it's very difficult to get much out of them.
With Dan, he's a huge wildcard. Dan could be a dangerous player down the road at some point. He seems like the type of person that takes in all the information he can get, and eventually he'll be able to connect the dots and figure shit out. He's just really quiet, and having someone like that in the house could come back to bite a lot of people in the ass at some point. Since I know nothing about him, I have no idea why I should keep him.

Jen is somewhat of a comic relief. I was able to talk with Jen a tad, but I haven't spoken with her since the Right to Stay competition, so Jen's one of those people I could see giving her a second chance. In addition Jen seems to be kinda dumb. I think it'll be easy to attach some string to her, and have her as a puppet. Anybody that tries to do a split during the Right to Stay and breaks their neck is pretty dumb.

Porsche: "Hello James"
Hi Porsch Porsch!
Porsche: "Please cast your vote to evict"
I vote to evict Dan

Goodbye Messages incoming.

[James Rhine]

Goodbye Messages

Lydia

Lydia, to be honest I think you kinda dug your own grave. No disrespect, but you didn't really play a good game on any fronts. The worse thing to do the first week is to fabricate a lie about the HoH, and then lie to everyone about it, when it's obvious you were the source. In addition, I really tried to tell you how to play a good social game in order for you to get the votes for you to keep yourself, but instead you just go around and ask everyone if it was me that ratted you out when I was the only person trying to help you. At this point keeping you in the house is like raising a child that isn't your own. It's awkward, it's a bitch, and it requires a lot of effort. I'm sorry I have to evict you Lydia, but there's just no way I can trust you. All the best, and good luck!

Emma
M&M, if your getting this, something has gone terribly wrong. To be honest with you, it was kinda difficult to talk with you at points, but our conversation last night really helped me connect with you more, and it was very refreshing to communicate with you instead of having the conversation die as it has our first couple times. If you end up leaving this house, just make sure to keep your head held high, because people did like you. Hope you don't get this, but if you do! Good Luck M&M!

Dan
Dan, I don't really have a ton to say to you. The conversations we had were kinda bland, and you never gave me a good reason to keep you. I did hope we could have talked maybe a little more, and found a common ground somewhere, but it just didn't happen, and I can't risk keeping someone in the game I know absolutely nothing about. Deuces brotha!

Jen
Hi Jen! It's James! I didn't get to communicate with you a lot, but I liked talking with you more than Dan. I really hope people keep you, because based on your posts in the forum, you seem to be really funny, and I think you'd be a helluva comic relief in the house. Bye!
P.S. I loved your bikini, it was cute&sexy!