Episode One

[Brian Hart]

James told me we were finally allowed in, so we both rushed to the Candy Room! I quickly checked outdoors, and i see this "Right to Stay" BULLSHIT! I knew veterans were coming. I called Ragan, Dan, and Jen. I don't know who Emma is, but James says to me:

[19:02] James Rhine: SHIT SOPHIE

And I'm like "Why does Sophie ring a bell?"

And then it hits me...LIKE A TRAIN!

Sophie WON Season One!

I know my words were "Please no Makosi, anyone BUT Makosi"

But I feel as if I wasn't quite clear.

And now we've got her in the house.

And to make matters worse, the 5 houseguests who do the worst in this competition get "not quite evicted", I don't know what that is, but I DO NOT LIKE IT!

[Brian Hart]

I have to poop so bad, but I need to hold it in for at least 4 more hours. I might stop at midnight. I might go longer, who knows?

[Brian Hart]

I send Dan an AIM, and here's what happens

[21:48] cubchoohouse: Hi Dan
[21:49] Dan Gheesling: Hello
[21:50] Dan Gheesling: whats going on mr. Dustin?
[21:50] cubchoohouse: Mr. Dustin?

I have no clue who he is or how the fuck he knows my former identity, but I am afraid. I'm praying this is just a coincedental slip-up, but I am terrified!

[Brian Hart]

TURNS OUT I HAD MY AIM NAME SET TO DUSTIN! XD

[Brian Hart]

James and I...this is what we do....

[21:57] cubchoohouse: TWO HOURS TO GO
[21:57] cubchoohouse: and 3 mints
[22:00] James Rhine: lol
[22:00] James Rhine: I'm doing my honmework
[22:00] James Rhine: forcing the integrals to be de-virginfied
[22:00] cubchoohouse: how do you know they're virgins?
[22:01] James Rhine: psh silly brian
[22:01] James Rhine: you think integrals are having sex
[22:02] cubchoohouse: Yes
[22:02] cubchoohouse: Obviously
[22:02] James Rhine: there integrals
[22:02] cubchoohouse: integrls cant have sex?
[22:02] cubchoohouse: without help?
[22:03] James Rhine: Why would they have sex on their on will
[22:03] cubchoohouse: It's fun
[22:03] James Rhine: Math is fun to integrals, not sex
[22:03] cubchoohouse: I beg to differ
[22:04] cubchoohouse: A y can have more than 1 X cuz hes a player, but an X cant have more than onne Y cuz she'll be a slut
[22:04] James Rhine: But that doesnt mean there having sex
[22:04] cubchoohouse: Guys always have sex
[22:04] cubchoohouse: guys are whores
[22:05] James Rhine: obviously hahaha
[22:05] James Rhine: but the x's dont wanna have sex so the y's have to basturmate
[22:05] cubchoohouse: some x's want sex
[22:05] James Rhine: No they dont
[22:06] James Rhine: Unless it's a threesome
[22:06] James Rhine: then it's XXX
[22:06] cubchoohouse: Letters can't have threesomes!
[22:06] cubchoohouse: They're polygmous
[22:07] James Rhine: You mean monogomous?
[22:07] James Rhine: Polygomous is multiple partners
[22:07] cubchoohouse: Oh yeah
[22:07] cubchoohouse: Monogomous
[22:09] James Rhine: #briangetittogether
[22:10] cubchoohouse: #jamesgetrealistic

[Brian Hart]

I'm still going strong in this competition. I just read most of BbCurve (up until Dan's eviction cuz theres nothing else to do) and i have concluded he is no threat in this game. I feel sympathy for Dino, and might be able to get close with him since I too, am a gay male. I'm shocked to see JJ cast for all-Stars, but YAY LORI AND MAKOSI! I hated what Lori said, but respected her as a player. Facepalm at Dan for not doing anything. I'll need to read Season one to get dirt on Ragan, Jen, and Sophie. But first i need to see who will Endure the longest. Sophie is awesome at these apparently, Dan throws challenges, and I honestly don't care about the rest. I enjoyed talking to Ragan, I'll have to include our convo, it was random and funny.

And, there is hardly game play here, actually, I think none, but this is how I stayed up doing this comp (continued from the last convo)

But before that, i do have a game comment about James, he went to his old James account and found a picture of that season's brian and Himself,a nd is trying to recreate his Rhineheart Alliance with me. That's like Tom in The Great Gatsby, trying to relive his youth by playing polo and sleeping around.

Anyways, here's the nonsense convo, this isn't even all of it.

[22:12] James Rhine: #brianIam
[22:13] cubchoohouse: #jamescow
[22:13] James Rhine: #WTF
[22:14] cubchoohouse: #ithoughtwewerelistingtheotherpersonsnamefollowedbyananimal
[22:15] James Rhine: #brianlam = Brian I Am
[22:15] cubchoohouse: But I'm Brian
[22:15] cubchoohouse: You're James
[22:15] James Rhine: "James Get Realistic" -> "Brian I am"
[22:16] cubchoohouse: OHHHHHHHHH
[22:16] cubchoohouse: I warned you
[22:16] cubchoohouse: I'm tired
[22:16] James Rhine: Bitch Please, I'm the one who should be tired
[22:17] cubchoohouse: I'M TIRED OF YOU!
[22:17] cubchoohouse: YeAH I SAID IT
[22:17] cubchoohouse: I'm sorrybabe, i didn't mean it
[22:17] cubchoohouse: C'mon
[22:17] James Rhine: xD
[22:17] cubchoohouse: *hug*
[22:17] James Rhine: Your coolio
[22:17] James Rhine: Drunk Games is Rated X
[22:17] James Rhine: *James
[22:18] James Rhine: for X-tremely not for everyone
[22:18] cubchoohouse: *pours shots*
[22:18] James Rhine: is it rum or vodka
[22:19] cubchoohouse: vodka with rum
[22:20] James Rhine: Hot damn
[22:20] James Rhine: pour some vodka on meh
[22:20] cubchoohouse: *pors it on James*
[22:20] cubchoohouse: Did you justbsee kevin log on then off?
[22:21] James Rhine: On AIM no
[22:21] cubchoohouse: You must have gave him a boner when the vodka made your tight shirt see-thru
[22:21] cubchoohouse: and he had to go jack off
[22:21] James Rhine: My Job I guess xD
[22:21] James Rhine: Ragan already likes me hahhaha
[22:21] cubchoohouse: THAT CHEATING WHORE
[22:21] cubchoohouse: I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL
[22:21] James Rhine: It is
[22:21] James Rhine: I said Ragan likes me
[22:21] James Rhine: I didn't say the feeling was mutual
[22:22] James Rhine: But in all honesty Ragan was cool when I talked to him
[22:22] cubchoohouse: Ragan did seem cool
[22:22] cubchoohouse: We kept insulting each other in 3rd person
[22:23] James Rhine: How original xD
[22:23] cubchoohouse: It was concluded that ragan is fucking ugly, and I smell like skunk and Jody Foster's vagina
[22:24] James Rhine: lol que?
[22:24] cubchoohouse: IDK who she is
[22:24] James Rhine: Is that some cruel twist on an Ice Cream flavor?
[22:25] cubchoohouse: I'm pretty sure Jodi Foster's Vagina is NOT an ice cream flavor
[22:26] James Rhine: If she owns fosters ice cream it is

[Brian Hart]

Yay! I accomplished my goal of 5 hours, however, I hear others are shooting for 5 hours as well, so I think I'll shoot for 6 just to be on the safe side. I can sleep in Study Hall. I've been telling everyone I'm a 22 year old college graduate with a major in Biology and a minor in chemistry which allowed me to get a job at a Chemical Manufacturing plant. I'm playing as my sister, pretty much, because that's her life. In reality I'm a Junior in High School, just like Sarah, and realistically a year younger than James. James, Sarah, and I are close knit, definately an alliance in the making. I'd also like to be in an alliance with Ragan and Dino. One gay male from each season. They'll stricly be for votes, though. I need to work on my relationship with them first, obviously. Actually, I need to see if they'll be alive after this competition. Winning the first Head of Household would be very advantageous for me. This concludes this session, I have Season one episodes to read to entertain myself for the next hour, which is good-because I'll also be getting the dirt I need on Jen, Sophie, and Ragan.

[Brian Hart]

I was so into this episode, I forgot about my keys. Good thing I was about ready to quit, anyways. If that had happened earlier on i would have been toast! I really hope there's no errors in my competition because I tried really hard, and I don't want to leave yet. I believe Kevin,Lydia,Kate,Jessie, and Drew will be the ones to lose. I hope everything works out fine for me!

[Porsche Briggs]

Big Brother (5:11:19 PM): So Brian, we're in the middle of the right to stay competition... Who do you hope to see lose?

Brian Hart (Pearl) (5:12:23 PM): Well, if I had to choose who I WANT to see lose, I'd pick Aisleyne, Sophie, Lydia, Kevin, and April or Kate. I doubt Sophie andd Aisleyne will lose though.

Big Brother (5:12:42 PM): Why do you want those people out of the house so soon?

Brian Hart (Pearl) (5:14:44 PM): Sophie WON! The vets came back for Redemption, and Sophie doesn't need it! I'm sympathetic for the rest, because I came back for redemption in another game series, so I understand. But like I said, Sophie doesn't need it! I want Aisleyne out because she's a competitive threat from the Recyceld series, and I know she recognizes my ally, James. I need James to be loyal to ME. NOT HER! The other are floater alerts.

Big Brother (5:15:49 PM): In your DR, you mentioned recently reading some of the Storm episodes. What are your impressions on Sophie, Ragan and Jen?

Brian Hart (Pearl) (5:17:56 PM): I am not really far into season one yet, so Sophie seems like, the total dud. I hardly think she's been mentioned. No wonder she didn't make All-Stars. Jen seems a bit threatening, I forgot about her, I'll add her to who I want to see gone. I LOVE RAGAN THOUGH! He's someone who definately deserved to go farther than he did, and we're getting sort of close, so hopefully I'll have the pleasure of working with him. I also LOVE THE FACT that he puts a target on himself vetoing his allies! That'll definately come in handy

Big Brother (5:18:53 PM): So you are willing to align with some of the returners? Or is there any anti-veteran sentiment among the newbies?

Brian Hart (Pearl) (5:20:55 PM): Before the game started, there was definately an anti-vet talk. After seeing Sophie and Jen, they'll be the ones to get. If I won HoH I'd LOVE to keep Dino and Ragan in this game! I think if they're careful they'll be able to get farther than Kevin and Lydia. They just need to make a good impression. I'm worried about Dino, he's struggling with this challenge. I want him to stay in this game. I'm hoping if he does lose he can come back somehow because Porsche hinted at them "not quite" leaving the game.

Big Brother (5:21:43 PM): What exactly do you think will happen to the five housemates that lose the right to stay competition?

Brian Hart (Pearl) (5:22:57 PM): The five houseguests that lose their right to stay will compete in a second (and final) right to stay where only one or two gets to stay in the Big Brother Pearl house. At least, that's what I am hoping for if I lose.

Big Brother (5:24:05 PM): Do you have any strong impressions so far on any of your other housemates that you'd like to talk about?

Brian Hart (Pearl) (5:26:20 PM): I really like James, but I cannot trust him 100%. I'm madly in love with Dino, but I doubt he's staying, and if he does, I'll probably keep James higher up on the food chain than Dino. I'm teaching Ragan how to deepthroat. He's practicing on me. 'Nuff said. I like Sarah, but she's constantly busy and I can never talk to her. Sophie's avatar is a desperate call for attention, she's a whore, I'm not a fan. I don't like her in my room.

Big Brother (5:27:31 PM): Tomorrow is the first HoH competition. Assuming you survive the right to stay, are you going to go all out on it? Or do you prefer not to have that power this early on?

Brian Hart (Pearl) (5:29:58 PM): I'm going all out. I like power. It suits me. I'm not the kind to throw a competition. Besides, being HoH, I can make deals. If I keep someone, I'll ask for them to keep me for a week or two. Plus, I have an advantage at making an alliance. I want one with Dino and Ragan, and one with James and Sarah. I'm worried about over playing, but just a bit. I hope people will be more impressed with me than afraid of me.

Big Brother (5:30:28 PM): So is your plan to hold off on any major deal making until the right to stay is over?

Brian Hart (Pearl) (5:32:37 PM): I'm not entirely sure. I have told Dino I'm rooting or him to place in top 10, and that he needs to keep trying. I told Sarah I was rooting for her, as well as James. I haven't said it to Ragan, but I do want him here. I do want these alliances set in stone Week One, or it may be too late,

[Brian Hart]

I'M ALIIIIIIIIVE BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


For a second I thought Dan was me so I flipped out, but I am still in!

I hope Dan is the one who gets to come back into the game (Porsche is hinting someone will.)

Everyone I want to align with is in the game! I need to make them, or I'll lose my chance. I'm afraid I'll come off as too forward, but it's well worth the risk.

I just messaged James, and here's what hes aid:

[16:37] cubchoohouse: James!
[16:38] James Rhine: Bri Bri!
[16:39] cubchoohouse: So, I think me, you, and sarah need to make an alliance because we both really like her, and we should pull together before the HoH, i think. I hope this doesn't seem too forward.
[16:40] James Rhine: I thought it was pretty obvious and implied to be honest
[16:40] James Rhine: I like Aisleyne as well tbh
[16:40] cubchoohouse: Okee Dokiee

FUCK AISLEYNE! I'm trying not to judge her from her past game, I'm really not. But I know her and James know each other, and this shows it. I need James to stay loyal to ME.

And honestly, I don't know if things will work well with Sarah.

[16:37] cubchoohouse: Congratulations Sarah!
[16:37] Sarah Hrejsa: You too!
[16:37] cubchoohouse: I'm happy you're not gone.
[16:37] cubchoohouse: I really liked you.
[16:37] Sarah Hrejsa: Feeling is definitely mutual. I like you a lot too
[16:38] cubchoohouse: Now next we have the Hoh!
[16:38] Sarah Hrejsa: Yeah, at 7 I think
[16:41] cubchoohouse: We're gonna pown!
[16:41] Sarah Hrejsa: definitely
[16:43] cubchoohouse: What do you think it'll be?
[16:43] Sarah Hrejsa: Possibly like a BB Mini
[16:45] cubchoohouse: I'm kind of good at those. But, it's up to everyone as to how they vote
[16:45] Sarah Hrejsa: Yeah

She had the emotional depth of a thimble and conversation with her is like talking to sawdust.

But, I'll have to amke it work.

But I NEED to get Dino and Ragan.

[Brian Hart]

We're the PFHMS Alliance.

Pearly Filthy Hot Mess Sluts

[Brian Hart]

I let Aisleyne into the finals because she really worked hard for it, and she wanted it, and I would have gotten my neck chopped off if I eliminated her. I really wanted tow in, but Sarah might have won,and I would have backstabbed Aisleyne for nothing. I need to be on good terms with my alliance. I'm so thrilled I had two jury votes from Dino and Drew, though. My biggest fear is people thinking Aisleyne and I are together. (Even though we kinda are.) Sarah was really upset, but the main thing is we're safe.

[Brian Hart]

I have my key for the week! LOVES Lydia being a psycho. I'm shocked Kevin and Kate quit. I knew Jessie was quitting, but at least put up a fight. I'm leaning towards keeping Dan in the game, only because he's a rock that does nothing, and I don't feel he'll come after me. Ragan might go up if Lydia or Emma comes off. Lydia is the target this week. I don't even have her AIM. I'll stay as far away from her as possible. She messaged *everyone* on Day 1. Who does that? Snakes. I don't think anyone would change Aisleyne's nominations. They're too perfect.

Where's my Have Not Competition? Don't Have Nots get Veto difficulties? I was so looking forward to competing in one! I hope the hosts didn't abolish them for the whole season.

I got chosen to play in the veto competition! Yay me! It was a lot of fun, but really difficult. My strategy going in was to go through the alphabet Rounds 1 and 2, and then on Round 3 get vowels that are more than likely going to be used more than once in a word. However, I unfortunately chose "Reality TV Winners" and I FROZE. It messed up my strategy, and I barely got any letters. I hope I'll be able to create a good word. If I won the veto, I'm afraid i'll be seen as a threat. I got second in the HoH. Granted, I floated with the help of my alliance, and got an answer from James while Sarah's computer was down, but I'm afraid people forgot about that.

If I win, I will NOT be using the Power of Veto. Hopefully Lydia leaves the Big Brother house!

[Brian Hart]

Dino and Ragan are both online. I'm partially reluctant to start an alliance with Ragan because his fat mouth almost got him nominated, and I just can't deal with a target from him. If he can get his act together, perhaps.

[Brian Hart]

The alliance with Dino and Ragan is officially ON. I hope this doesn't bite me in the ass. Oh dear, I'm the real Brian Hart. Let's hope I do it better. I better damn well be a threat in this game. I understand I might be playing too hard too fast, but at least I'm playing. I've been played like a fool before, so I must be the one holding all the cards this season. We're the "Sexyback" Alliance because we're Bringing Sexy Back!